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knwtqm · 2 months

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THE Lara Croft

Ok i know is obvious but are we like REALLY acknowledging it? Lara Croft, she actuality is not only agile and strong af (bc pls do u know how HARD is to just lift urself up for a couple reps, but no she’s doing it while climbing w/ no rope and dodging bullets, and seconds after she beats dinosaurs and mercenaries without rest), also her stamina and strength (cause who tf can fall from a cliff, hit multiple rocks and trees, and after that still be able to keep running???), her ability in close combat + manage of weapons, ALSO HELLOU SHE LIT KNOW AT VERY LEAST A DOZEN LANGUAGES??? Plus her incredible knowledge in world history, time periods, architecture, religions, geography and culture.

(pls reblog if u wanna ad smtg)

#lara croft #tomb raider #video games #others wish they could #THE FIRST IT GIRL #i just love her so much #also her outfits r fire

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knwtqm · 2 months

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here we go with the “the REAL lara croft is back” comments. 🙄 every version of lara is the real lara croft. i prefer the survival trilogy lara, but i adore every version of her. games, movies, comics. it blows my mind how there are people who don’t appreciate every version of this badass character.

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knwtqm · 2 months

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knwtqm · 1 year

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Increible how a media will destroy me emotionally and probably also possibility mentally, and five mins later i'll be seeking the tag in ao3 to read some good ass crack silky angst about it

#yeah this is orv #narnia #lotr #willow #orv #jatp #the witcher #wednesday #idk what else to add lol

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knwtqm · 1 year

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Most unfair thing about modern obligations.

Like. dude I have thing to get done in the present past

It’s so fucked up I’ll never go on a life changing magical adventure and make life long bonds with a ragtag team of misfits who probably have no experience with saving the world but sure as fuck try their best

#piss me off #ALL THE TIME #like #why did i born here #right now #why not in 1654 or idk #when i could have a sword and walk into tavers #and drink with pals #and go with my party #and chase creepy monster #And definitely a need;#decapitade a king

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knwtqm · 1 year

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remember the existence of Jatp and kinda got mad bc it got canceled 👹🤌

#not fair #netflix #you bitch #jatp netflix #jatp #julie and the himbos

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knwtqm · 1 year

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Greetings fellas, I have you some gay au deff crack idea.

✨Dungeons and Dragons/Willow AU✨

Kit: Rogue/Fighter

-We know she's pretty sneaky and all that stuff bc she escaped from her manners lessons all the time

-Good with swords AND bows (daggers seem to fit her naturally)

-Artefacts, strength and abilities

-A champion, shield, sword. Willow said that himself

-Chaotic neutral.

-The party member who is the 40% of the time causing troubles, 40% solving those troubles and 20% getting on the others memebers´ nerves

Jade: Ranger/Blood hunter

(IK how sounds but)

-Rangers "warrior who combats threats on the edge of the civilization" AKA Bone Rivers

-Blood hunters "adept warriors have forged themselves into a potent force dedicated to protecting the innocent" AKA Shining Legion

-”Blood hunters are clever warriors driven by an unending determination to destroy evils old and new. Armed with rites of secretive blood magic and a willingness to sacrifice their own vitality and humanity for their cause, they protect the realms from the shadows—even as they remain ever vigilant against being drawn to the darkness that consumes the monsters they hunt.” hear. me. out.

Graydon: Bard/Druid

-don't tell me that you can't see him taking animal form and using nature force as his main force

-HIS FLUTE

-He would know how to make these two classes work, as multiclasses or individually would adapt at him perfectly

-Neutral good.

-Smart but so insecure that he goes unnoticed

-But in really, really for real, important moments he contributes with his half braincell.

Boorman: Rogue/Barbarian/Monk

-He was prisoner for a very long time, he definitely trained his body way more deeply, reaching for new techniques and forms

-The Bone Rivers in some point teaching him sum that got him EVEN deeper in physical-mental-spiritual strength

-He's canonically sneaky (but still will enter a room by kicking the door) trickster, and very good at detecting traps.

-He have been in so many places and he definitely learned a little about a lot of things in every place he went

-The barbarian part is even needed to explain??

-If there is a crash, is a Boorman near

-Chaotic neutral, depends where are Scorpia and his kids

Elora: Sorcerer (maybe artificer multiclass)

-Was BORN with the magic, as a gift or bloodline, she would be a sorcerer canonically.

-The only time she readed a magic book was when Graydon was dying

-Then not ever once again Elora was sighted less than two foots away from a study book

-Spelcaster, uses an artifact (wand) to conduct her magic, BUT also manipulates it directly with her bare hands.

-Chaotic good

-The chiller, reckless and not so bookworm version of the common wizards.

-Like, imagine a shortgun that works with recolcted magic from another moment, so when she´s running out of energy she could just boom boom her enemies

Willow: Sorcerer

-He did born with magic in him but was limitated until tha things happened and he became the great sorcerer.

-Even tho he reads about magical stuff and all the ways to i, he didnt learned magic, he was born with it.

-This isnt even an option actually, lfmao.

-Lawful good

-Permanetly at least one and half braincell of the party.

Airk: Bard secondly fighter. Not virseversa.

-He isint the most calm person but he is way chiller than Kit when it comes to opposing their mother´s choices.

-True neutral

-He havent tried too hard to please the expectations, then he was free most of the time.

-Yes he is a very good swordsman but he cannonly prefers to roll up in the grass with flowers and eating muffins.

-Still enjoying the spars and all that, tho.

-That party member that wont shut up and will mansplain the way out of the troubles

-He and Kit caused the trouble, if not, it was them with stupidity extensions

-If words don't work he will hit yall with his freaking massive ukulele. Or ch0ke them with a necklace.

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knwtqm · 1 year

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Now guess who wrote this, like in an actually fic with multiple chapters bc I have emotional dependence with this serie and tanthamore

so, we all know the timelines and stuff in Willow is confusing as heck, and no one really knows how old the characters are. but I just feel that Jade is at least two years older than the twins. two-three years, not more.

yeah, sure, the gap could be smaller and make sense in canon, but I just kind of like the thought of Jade being that bit older than Kit because when you’re little (like single-digits-age-little), two years is quite a lot. not so much that you don’t interact, but enough for the younger kid to look up to the older in a way while still being friends.

I just really like the idea of Kit being all gushy about her friend who works in the stables, and practices with the knights, and probably hung the stars and moon, and yeah, she could be just as gushy anyway but it just hits slightly different if 7-8 year old Jade’s a bit like “this tiny royal has decided that I’m fascinating and I don’t really understand why but I like her she’s fun and as long as I don’t get in trouble I guess she can stay” and then somehow along the way they become friends for real.

nevermind I’m just rambling.

#tanthamore #kit tanthalos #jade claymore #willow 2022 #fic #my contribution to the fandom #childhood friends to lovers #stargazing #and taverns #Kit's necklace is a jade #tiny Kit way too amused with Jade and following her everywhere #Jade teachs her a little bit of all her knowledges #Jade shows her how is the knights training place #ill go down with this ship

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knwtqm · 1 year

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Losers (affectionately)

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knwtqm · 1 year

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of course you have fangs and pronouns

#its part of the #vampire gayness #and aestethic

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knwtqm · 1 year

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why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher

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knwtqm · 1 year

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a knife? are you flirting with me?

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knwtqm · 1 year

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Im back with more incorrext text post

#willow #thraxus boorman #graydon hastur #elora danan #kit thantalos #elora and kit share one braincell #jade claymore #willow is in denial but he's a good parent #incorrect texts #incorrect quotes #tanthamore #tanthalos twins #airk tanthalos

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knwtqm · 1 year

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its funny when ppl comment in ao3 things like "omg I love ur writing style and-" Girl😭 Ty but im not native speaker so I've checked the same sentence at least ten times.

#author is tired #sorry but not native speaker #ao3 writer #and tbh there is also a MASSIVE amount of tags #so much tags

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knwtqm · 1 year

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Im coping with humor and foud family