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Lou Ellen: Pick a card. Any card.
Connor: Okay
Lou Ellen:
Lou Ellen: „Any card“ does not mean my credit card. Please give it back
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Will: Rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10
Nico: Pi
Nico: Minimal, but neverending
Will: What the hell?
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Calypso: *Walks into the kitchen*
Leo: *Wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together*
Calypso: Alright, we're gonna skip the "What?" and go straight to the "Why?"
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Zia: So, um, I think I'm in love with Carter
Sadie: Carter? Like my brother Carter?
Zia: Yeah... Thoughts?
Sadie: And prayers
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Nico: Love is a weakness. It is an evolutionary mistake
Leo: You are literally making a birthday card for Hazel right now
Nico, pointing a glue gun at him: You're on thin ice, Valdez
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Jason: We call that an traumatic event
Jason, turning to Percy: Not a "bruh moment"
Jason, turning to Leo: Not a "major L"
Jason, turning to Piper: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"
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Will: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Nico: That is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Silena, looking at Clarisse's resume: It says here that you are creative.
Clarisse: Yes.
Silena: Okay, and what do you create?
Clarisse: Problems.
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Sam: Did none of you think 'Wow, this is a really bad idea?'?
Magnus: We all did.
Sam: And you did it anyways?!
Alex: Yep
#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#mcga#magnus chase#sam al abbas#samirah al abbas#mallory keen#floor 19#halfborn gunderson#tj#alex fierro
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Chiron: Percy and Grover did what?
Will: Well, I told them they weren't allowed to see Annabeth because she was still recovering from the chimaera attack, and the only way they could stay was if they were injured.
Chiron: ...and?
Will: So they punched each other in the face and said they were injured.
Chiron: ...
Will: ...
Chiron: Well, I must admire their dedication.
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Reyna: Octavian really hates us.
Thalia: Maybe he's homophobic?
Reyna: We're not a couple, Thalia
Thalia: We're not?
Jason: You're not?
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Will: Give me one good reason why you had to stab him!
Nico: It was because of what he said!
Will: What did he say?
Nico: 'What are you going to do, stab me?'
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Harley, riding in on his heelys, chugging his third capri-sun: Hello, parental figure.
Chiron, on his eighth cup of coffee and second dose of aspirin: Hello, problem child.
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Leo: I'm not supposed to let you in.
Piper: Why?
Leo: Because you're going to ask me to do something illegal.
Calypso: The problem isn't that she asks, it's that you always say yes.
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Nico: I'm not supposed to let you in.
Reyna: Why?
Nico: Because you're going to ask me to do something illegal.
Will: The problem isn't that she asks, it's that you always say yes.
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This is your friendly reminder that we are getting a Percy Jackson Disney+ TV show, a Kane Chronicles Netflix movie and a new Riordanverse novel :)
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Leo: How long can you go without sleep before you start hallucinating?
Hazel: I'm not sure-
Annabeth, confidently: 72 hours.
Leo: How do you know?
Annabeth: There's a duck playing the tuba behind you.
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