Maxing that low-poly look

Y'all. OJ is barely in the ground, and the Walmarts is already monetizing him.

That last one is a reaction for something, I'm just not sure what

War of the Worlds (2005) dir. Steven Spielberg

@drawing-prompt-s @seesawsiya

Jaroslava is a druid that works the eastern Mediterranean with the League of Seven.

She specializes in the coastal regions.

Draw a seaside druid.

Sorry, ease of sleep is for the brainless only

They should invent a brain that lets you sleep

Is there anywhere I can go to avoid AI art?

It's coming up in my pinterest references.

Buh

Billiard skill

04/26/2024

It's a metaphor!

What's a meta for?

Nothin! What's a meta for you!

*wheezes for six minutes straight without taking a breath*

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus describes Himself as a vine (like a grapevine), and His disciples as its branches. Branches can only bear fruit while connected to the main vine. If their connection is severed or tainted, they wither and die, and then they're pruned, suitable only for being tossed in a fire. Jesus is warning His disciples that their mission's fruitfulness depends on their continued, dedicated, healthy connection with Him and His Father. 2. In this cartoon, after hearing Jesus's metaphor, Peter declares that he and the other apostles (the "branches" in Jesus's metaphor) will "stick" with the vine. A "stick" is a long, thin piece of wood (like a branch), but "stick" can also mean "stay connected to." This is an inferior pun, because while the word "stick" has the two above meanings, only one of those meanings makes grammatical sense in Peter's comment (the latter). 3. Jesus replies that the vine (Him, in the metaphor) will be "rooting" for them. "Rooting" can either mean "laying down roots" (as in a tree growing its roots into the ground), or "cheering on" (like an audience cheering for a sports team). This is a superior pun to Peter's, because both meanings make grammatical sense in Jesus's comment. His declaration can be taken to mean either (1) that, as the vine, He'll provide the apostles with roots to nourish their fruitfulness, or (2) that, as their teacher, friend, and Lord, He'll be cheering them on and supporting them in their mission.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is another "Tomics Resurrection," where I have plucked the desiccated husk of an old cartoon from the withered branch of the past, and gorged it with so many steroids and hormones that it blasphemes nature but looks way more colorful! Also, it's been slightly reworded to flow better while maintaining the meaning of the passage; the disciples have been moved inside to the Last Supper, since this reading takes place either during or just after; and the image of the grapevine is in the second panel now, including a lush branch and a withered branch to illustrate what Jesus is saying. Tell me, how does it compare?

Apparently I've been sitting on this as a prompt since 2019.

The ideal summer body is horns, fangs and wings.

Let's not forget...

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This is the scholarly version of a high-vis vest and a hard hat

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

I've started a charity to raise money for confused or exasperated cowboys. Please consider donating to the What In Foundation

Evil branch of the corvids

Photographs of blue jays: majestic, adorable, straight from a Disney movie

Real life blue jays: fucking assholes, bigger than expected.