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"What am I doing with my life that I'm flirting with a maybe serial killer?"
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"Made Mr. Clean cry"
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"I am worth a frog."
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"That's are not real people."
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"Anyone who wants to kill themselves can under my government."
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"She used to be a flat titty, naw she's an a-cup."
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"And to my husband, I give him one last lay."
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"Don't ruin Ennereit! I might have murdered her mother, but I still like her."
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DM: "You want to do pilates for 8 hours?"
Not Wizard: "No, only four"
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"I guess of this carnival is a god."
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"I pray to the God of courage, not the god of close quarters incendiary rounds."
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"Have you ever seen a man zoo? Oh wait that's a jail."
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I don't like being attempted murdered.
#quotes#out of context#5e#d&d#dnd shenanigans#dm#dungeons and dragons#dungeon master#npc#dnd npc#d&d npc
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We exploded a bunch of flesh balloons.
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Too bad that other box I found was a box of drugs and not a lamp.
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Halflings are like 40lbs wear her like a backpack.
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Lava is like oatmeal.
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