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With these hands I hold the ones I love
Too many ships too count. Clois (Smallville), Clawen (Jurassic World), Starbula (GOTG), Shortaki (Hey Arnold), and many more. Star Wars account @vaderkindala
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Kraglin, on a call with Peter: You had sex with Nebula how many times during her visit?
Kraglin: …hm. Yeah, pretty sure that goes beyond "bromance", Pete.
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Rocket: So when's the wedding with Kraglin?
Nebula: WHAT?!
Drax: Yeah, I need to know because my schedule is very busy.
Mantis: Me too!
Nebula: WHY DO YOU ALL THINK I AM MARRYING KRAGLIN???
Rocket: Cuz you love him.
Nebula (flabbergasted): That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
Drax (genuinely confused): Why?
Nebula: Because I love Peter, YOU IDIOTS!!!
Nebula: *gasps* *slaps a hand over her mouth*
[Peter walking by stops in his tracks]
Peter: W-wait what..?
Rocket (whispers): Jackpot.
Mantis: We did it! YAY! *jumps excitedly*
Drax: Hopefully Peter can tell us the wedding date so I can clear my schedule.
#oh how i wish this was canon 😆😁#starbula#incorrect quotes#peter x nebula#quebula#*#rocket#mantis#drax#gotg#guardians of the galaxy
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Nebula: Okay, how do I flirt with Quill?
Mantis: Just try complimenting him.
Nebula: I can't compliment him, he might think I like him.
Mantis:
Mantis: What is wrong with you?
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Peter: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Nebula: If you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you’d do is put S E X together and then laugh about it for hours.
Peter: You know me so well.
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Peter: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Nebula: You, probably.
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Nebula: What's Peter's middle name?
Mantis: It's... ! ☝️☺️
Mantis: *sulks* 😟 I actually don't know. Oh my God, I am a horrible sister. *start wailing*
Nebula: Calm down, Mantis, if anyone should be crying, it should be me because (emotional) I love Pe- I mean. I am leader of this team, I should know such things.
Cosmo: It's Jason. His middle name.
Nebula: What? How do you know?
Cosmo: Found lots of doodles with "Peter Jason Quill + Nebula = ❤" in Peter's trash.
#look i don't know if they are aware of his middle name in canon 😅 so let's just roll with it#starbula#incorrect quotes#peter x nebula#quebula#mantis#cosmo#*
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WHY THE HELL ARE THEY SO PRETTY LIKE?????
I love ✨️Starbula✨️ so much 😭💜
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Peter: She hasn’t responded to my text. Is she mad at me?
[Meanwhile]
Nebula: What the hell does he mean by “AHHSFDJFSH”??
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THANK YOU, EXACTLY 💯❤ YOU FEEL ME 🙏
Peter and Nebula making each other feel better about their insecurities is just 🥹🫠🫠🫠
[Peter plonks on the couch next to Nebula]
Peter: I noticed that you completely ignored Thor today.
Nebula: So? I always do that.
Peter (averting his gaze): Nothing, nothing.
Nebula (squints): ...You are weird.
Peter (softly): I just really love you.
[Nebula cups Peter's cheek and Peter nuzzles her hand]
Nebula: Did Thor do something to you? Should I go kill him?
Peter: No-no! I mean, yes-- I MEAN. It's nothing. You don't have to kill Thor, although I would love to see you do that *smirks*. Just ignore my dumb issues. *waves off* *stands up*
Nebula: Okay. But if you ever wanna tell me - I am here.
Peter (smiling): I know.
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I'm getting a bit emotional thinking about how at some point just over a year ago I thought Starbula would just be another crack ship I kept to myself, and now I'm writing and sharing stories for them that people enjoy. It makes me so happy and I'm so grateful to everyone who appreciates this ship. ♥
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"Hey Chris, will you take your shirt off in this one?" and I was like, "Oh okay, yeah, yeah". So I do it and then we do one or two [takes] and they're like, "Chris, could you put it back on?"
Fuck whoever made that fat joke about Peter Quill in Infinity War and came up with rivalry with Thor.
I guess this post is me coping with it
#i tried to erase all of that from my memory but i suddenly remembered it all yesterday#☹️☹️☹️#chris pratt#video#*
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[Peter plonks on the couch next to Nebula]
Peter: I noticed that you completely ignored Thor today.
Nebula: So? I always do that.
Peter (averting his gaze): Nothing, nothing.
Nebula (squints): ...You are weird.
Peter (softly): I just really love you.
[Nebula cups Peter's cheek and Peter nuzzles her hand]
Nebula: Did Thor do something to you? Should I go kill him?
Peter: No-no! I mean, yes-- I MEAN. It's nothing. You don't have to kill Thor, although I would love to see you do that *smirks*. Just ignore my dumb issues. *waves off* *stands up*
Nebula: Okay. But if you ever wanna tell me - I am here.
Peter (smiling): I know.
#time heals all wounds but peter's thor issues still haven't fully healed 😬💔#nebula suspects what this might be about but she won't press peter for info and will let him tell her whenever he is ready 🥺🙏❤️🩹#edit: just to clarify - the issues peter has with thor are from infinity war when peter was called fat#and suddenly everyone was lusting after thor including his gf at the time gamora#so nebula paying zero attention to thor makes peter feel like a million bucks#starbula#incorrect quotes#peter x nebula#*#quebula
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if no one's asked already then you can do starbula for the ship ask meme you reblogged :P
Thank you so much! It took a while to fill out but enjoy! :D
Who wins a prize at a carnival/fair/festival:
It depends on the game. Lol everything with shooting that two will end up making a competition outta it, figuring out who will win the most stuffed animals. That's how they got banned from playing any of the shooting related booths on several fairs already. The won stuffies will be gifted to the kids on Knowhere, althought they both chose always each for the other.
If it's other games, like for example fishing rubber ducks, Peter ends up winning always since Nebula has no patience for that game. But everything that requires aim? Nebula wins, always. Just by a few points, tho.
Who does most of the cooking:
Peter. Not that I think he's that good of a cook himself but much more as I see it being Nebula. lol This two are so simple with food.(growing up taking what they get without much complain) Give them a few cans and snacks and they're good. Although Peter picked up the habit to cook at last once the week after being back on earth.
Who does most of the shopping: Nebula because Peter intends to get distracted, buying useless stuff and/or misplacing their shopping list.
N: you went out to grab take out we ordered in advance. How, how did you ended up buying a fucking armchair?!
Who is hopeless at board games:Nebula. Her competition-genes get activated at every type of game, although it for sure cooled down since her childhood (where competition were a life or death situation) but she is a sore loser. lol
Who is always trying to make the other laugh:
Personal headcanon that Peter gave himself the goal to make Nebula laugh more the moment she joined the guardians. Jokes, Puns, Stories, just showing her videos on his super cool new smartphone he downloaded because he knew she'd love them. Once they entered their relationship, Nebula slowly let her facade crumble that she's in love with Peter's humor. Things that before made her just look at him odd now makes her laugh. Turned out her faces before were her supressing laughing to not give him the satisfaction of his jokes working. (BIG HEADCANON that one of the things Peter fell in love with first were her soft giggles under her breath. They're were too adorable, to indulging, to not trying to hear more of it.)
Who has a tendency to give out TMI:
We all know Peter Jason "Star Lord" "Can't keep his mouth shut for five minutes" Quill, right? That man will casually(and to his defense accidently) drop way too private things from their behind-doors-life. Nebula shuts him up with her "you better stop talking now or I'm a widow in a few seconds"-look.
Who does more DIY projects:
Big Fan of Nebula going into handy work after becoming Leader of Knowhere. Growing up not being allowed to individualize her living space she slowly warms up to interior design once she and Peter moved in their own space. Building own furniture, spontanous deciding their walls need new color. Hey, maybe she grow a soft spot for "five Minute crafts", going all mad when it takes more than five minutes. Plus her tinkering on her arm with Rocket to advance it.
Who is the big spoon:
They totally switch. Nebula on her part loves Peter's strong arms around her at night, giving her the safety she needed all her life. I dig Nebula enjoying being taken care of, allowing her to indulge the vulnerable sides of life once she let her guard down. Peter breathing in her neck at night, his heartbeat on her back all night, being that relaxing rhythm, his lips kissing the backside of her head in the morning. Bonus Peter being a damn furnace so she's always warm. She also feels his morning wood she totally not gets excited of Peter for his part is kinda the same? Loving being in his woman's embrace. her body having this duality on different sensations. Cold steel, warm flesh. Boobs Not that deep on his part, he's just a man who loves being cuddled.
Who gives more casual affection:Depending. Peter loves to give her the casual affection in public she allows as Nebula is not a fan of it. Sneaking kisses from her whe she isn't prepared for it. Holding her hand. Snuggling her cheeks when nobody is looking. This all continues behind closed doors just multiply it. But now, big twist. Once that doors are closed Nebula becomes a tamed wild cat just looking for pets. Being that touched-starved all her life and not being a fan of PDA she can't keep her hands off Peter. Sitting in his lap, casual cuddling... It took her so long to get comfortable to act on her desires for affection, Peter was so surprised once she shown it.
Who reads to whom:
in love with the concept of Peter picking up reading back on earth and realizing he barly can't read english anymore. After getting back into it he started reading stories he remembered from his childhood to Nebula. Mostly fairytales. He also then realized that his mother always read him the non or at last less-violent versions of them. Nebula: Damn, didn't knew human fables were that gruesome. I kinda dig it.
Peter: ...me neither. Fuck, when did Red Riding Hood got so violent?
Nebula: Who cares? Keep reading!
Who brings drinks and food without being asked:
Honestly, both. Peter plays little housewife when visiting Knowhere, bringing Nebula food to her office. But also Nebula will remind Peter to eat and drink as he intends to forget about it once he's busy with something that requires his entire attention. She had him too many times throwing up because he forgot to drink for hours and not realizing he was hungry.
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Nebula: I thought Quill was some kind of flirting expert. How does he not realize that I like him?
Mantis: Because all you do is stare at him like a creep and every time you talk you’re mean to him.
Nebula: That’s not me being mean, that’s flirting!
Mantis: You are the worst.
#nebula is acting like mr darcy 🤣🤣🤣🤣#🎵 every step you take i'll be watching you 🎵#starbula#incorrect quotes#mantis
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Peter, yelling across the parking lot at a gas station: Buy me a Coca Cola!
Nebula, yelling back: I'm not buying you shit!
Nebula: *Buys it for him anyway*
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Nebula: Right, what’s the problem?
Peter: Problem? Who said there was a problem?
Nebula: Tone of voice. You have three reasons for calling me: You’re bored, you need to tell someone about something "funny" you did before you pop, or something’s wrong. This was your "something’s wrong" voice.
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Peter: Hey, honey. Remember at our wedding when you said you'd take me for better or worse from that day forward until death shall part us?
Nebula, dropping everything she's doing: WHAT DID YOU DO?
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