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jophiel-extras · 23 days
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Summary :: how is the girlfriend of a physic meant to flirt without thinking about it?
Warning :: established relationship, fake-ish dating, Drabble
Note :: yeah I’m back into anime
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You currently sat in Kusuo’s room, watching the latest episode of a popular Japanese drama airing at the moment.
It hadn’t been long before your mind began to wander away from the romances on screen to your own relationship.
Kusuo Saiki was your boyfriend. The relationship often blurred between genuine feelings and convenience. With you as his girlfriend, Kusuo didn’t need to worry about attracting attention from girls, his parents wouldn’t pester him and he got to have a close friend that didn’t completely irritate him know about his powers.
It was a relationship formed from convenience, but it wasn’t as though there were no feelings between the two of you.
You’d turned a quick eye to Kusuo. He seemed to be relatively invested in the TV. He liked you at least a little bit. You knew that.
At times you were unsure how to act as Kusuo’s girlfriend. He was a reserved boy, who wasn’t a fan of attention of any kind; physical touch or verbal compliments. The times you two truely acted like a couple was when Kusuo sensed someone didn’t believe your relationship.
Is he just embarrassed to be publicly affectionate?
You quickly forced your thoughts back to the TV. Your mind wasn’t private, you couldn’t think things about Kusuo whilst being right next to him.
Would he like to be touched by me? Crap! Shut up, shut up. Watch the damn TV.
Intently, you glued your eyes to the screen, repeating each character’s word in your mind to avoid any further thoughts of touching the boy sitting beside you.
I don’t even really care he’s not big on physical affection. What am I thinking? Of course I do! God, why can’t I stop thinking about it, enjoy the damn show!
You glanced at Kusuo, who still silently watched the screen. Hopefully, he was far too invested in watching his show than to focus on your thoughts. Realistically, that was just hopefully thinking.
Pulling you back into reality, you felt a warm hand rest over your own casually. Kusuo had placed his palm over yours and gently held your hand.
Your thoughts are pretty loud, you know.
They only got louder from then on.
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jophiel-extras · 1 month
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My hero characters I know are lesbians.
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She’s designed for the male gaze so much so that she’s gay. It’s like she’s so straight that she’s gay. Like her quirk has less effect on women? It’s because she’s gay and no I can’t give you an explanation.
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Miruko’s strap is dark purple. SHES SUCH A LESBIAN GUYS. Idgaf she’s so gay I love her she’s a gay icon in Japan I know it.
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Yea she’s sapphic asf
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She belongs with a woman there is no doubt about it.
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I don’t need to give an explanation man she’s gay asf.
OKAY YA THATS IT!!! Deep down all the MHA ladies are lesbians to me 💔💔💔
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jophiel-extras · 1 month
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Hi! So I was looking at your page, and I went through the entire thing, and I noticed a few things that are sort of fishy to me. So, you posted that you aren’t comfortable doing dub con content, but you’re okay doing hypnosis/influence fics? And cnc? I’m sorry, I’m just a little confused as to how neither of those are explicitly consented in a fully consensual way. Cnc is a little better than hypnosis/influence fics but they’re both dub con in nature, if not noncon as far as the hypnosis ones go. I was just wondering your thoughts on that. Thanks!
Sure, so I was referring to “hypnosis” in terms of being more realistic; not full body takeover, if that makes sense. More like trigger words that can cause a physical reaction wink wink. As for “influences” I am referring to aphrodisiacs, things that amplify sexuality and desires the examples I used being drugs that boost libido or sex pollen which is a common smut trope. I do understand how that can be confusing though, hope this helped and I’ll specify these in my kink list. Also CNC refers to the consensual roleplay of non consent, which is a fine kink for people to roleplay in a safe setting with a safe word. I don’t hold any judgement towards people who write dub con, but I just don’t want to! Sorry if that disappoints, I’m sure there are plenty of other fic writers who don’t mind.
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jophiel-extras · 1 month
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summary :: All Might NSFW alphabet
warning :: nsfw
note :: All Might my beloved, reqs open
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A = Aftercare
Toshinori becomes The Thinker after sex. He’ll stay with you until you fall asleep, but once you’re out he’ll leave. Usually, he will go on a run or sit outside for a few hours with himself. Once he’s done, he’ll come back and slip into bed with your or put together a breakfast.
B = Body part
He never really considers any of his own body parts, especially when he’s in his skinny form. If he had to pick, it would be his hands. For you, Toshi likes your face the most.
C = Cum
He always pulls out, it’s a habit. He’ll finish either on your tummy or ass.
D = Dirty secret
He’s thought about going from his skinny form to muscle whilst inside you.
E = Experience
He’s rusty but knows what’s going on. It takes a while for him to truely ease into it and not overthink his actions.
F = Favorite position
Missionary, a classic for a reason. When things get pretty heated, he’s known to enjoy taking you against a wall especially in his muscle form.
G = Goofy
Usually pretty serious and sensual. Sex with him is almost always love making and Toshi takes it seriously. There’s been moments where you’ve both had a laugh but it’s rare.
H = Hair
The carpets do match the drapes, he’s blonde through and through.
I = Intimacy
He’s quite intense about sex; deep eye contact, squeezing your hand, holding you close. It’s always special and drawn out.
J = Jack off
Since the two of you started having sex it was like a switch in Toshi’s mind was turned on. He’s horny. Often. He’s had to excuse himself from teaching to rub one out just because he can’t stop thinking of you.
K = Kink
Size difference. Even if he doesn’t know it Toshi loves being taller and generally bigger than you. He especially loves to grab your waist in his muscle form, it’s a massive thing for him. I also suspect he might enjoy the thrill of public spaces, he’d never admit it or initiate but it’s there.
L = Location
The bedroom. He’s a private man.
M = Motivation
He’s a little dense when it comes to hints, so the best way Toshi gets turned on is when you openly flirt with him and whisper dirty things in his ear.
N = No
Never ever would he hurt you. He won’t compromise on it either.
O = Oral
Enjoys giving for sure. He’s pretty good with his mouth. The way he looks at you through his dark eyes as he eats you out is something else. Also, the way he acts when getting head is insane. His hands snake through your hair and he curls up, grunting and whispering profanities.
P = Pace
Slow and sensual. Unless it’s a special occasion of course! Then he’ll poof into his muscle form and fuck you like a sex symbol.
Q = Quickie
Not the usual, but it’s happened before. Quickies are whenever he’s in a rush to do something or when you’re in a semi public setting.
R = Risk
Yes, he can be a risk taker but it makes the sex anxious. He’s got a lot of eyes on him at all time so he needs to be wary.
S = Stamina
Oh honey, he’s not done until you’re done. You think all that stamina training from his early days wouldn’t translate into sex? You’re in for a surprise.
T = Toys
He’s not a massive fan.
U = Unfair
Toshinori is not one to tease you during sex, really it’s the opposite. He’s a giver and always follows through with pleasure.
V = Volume
Lots of grunting and heavy breathing. He’s not particularly loud, but just enough to get you going.
W = Wild card
Once you gave him under the table head whilst at U.A. and it was the best blowjob ever. He thinks about it often and can’t help but get hard.
X = X-ray
Both forms he’s packing a nice 9 inches. However the girth changes slightly between forms.
Y = Yearning
If he wasn’t so busy, he’d want to sleep with you every day but alas there aren’t enough hours in the day.
Z = Zzz
He’s not good at sleeping but after a particularly tiring session, he’ll pass out.
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jophiel-extras · 1 month
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KINK LIST
here you’ll find a list of kinks I’m okay writing vs I’m not okay writing. Enjoy!
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okay
- bondage
- gags
- orgies
- cream pie
- exhibitionism
- hypnosis/influenced (aphrodisiacs)
- male harem
- blindfolds
- size difference
- water sex
- begging
- grinding
- consensual non con
- dirty talk
- age difference
not okay
- asphyxiation
- chastity
- mummification
- humiliation
- dub con
- prostitution
- anal
- non con
- daddy/mommy
- infantilisation
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jophiel-extras · 1 month
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Summary :: All Might having feelings for you hcs
Warning :: nsfw content
Note :: yeah I’m back into my hero, reqs open
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Toshinori is no romancing type, he considers himself “too old for that kind of thing”
Sure, back in his schooling days he would’ve seen what the world had to offer but they never lasted.
When things became serious for his pro hero status, romance was thrown out the window. He was far too well known and influential to have flings.
He’d known deep down that the symbol of peace had no time for relationships, and he was more than okay with that.
But a certain someone had been igniting flames that he hadn’t felt in some time and that someone was you.
He’s not familiar with the feeling at first, it’s foreign to him but it brightens him and all his colleagues can tell.
Truthfully they figure it out before him too.
Aizawa mentions his feelings in passing as a warning, “even if you’re retired people can recognise you in that form now. It’s dangerous, especially to those you deeply care about.”
Toshinori thinks on it, sitting outside in the cool night air. He knows know what the feelings are but doesn’t know what to do with them.
He wants to be selfish and know you as a lover, but he wouldn’t. He’s much too selfless.
Now that he’s aware of his feelings, things begin to change.
He tries to keep up if All Might form around you.
He’s quite weary, he thinks avoiding you will keep the feelings at bay, but you just think you’ve done something wrong.
He doesn’t eat with you.
He sits away from you in meetings.
He keeps your conversations short.
It gets to the point where you corner him one day, asking him what you’ve done wrong and begin to cry.
He couldn’t lie to himself or you any longer.
“You’ve done nothing wrong. I’m the fool.” He says, voice gruff and quite.
“Then why? Why do you avoid me like I’m some kind of villain?” Your words hit deep, and he hesitates.
“I’m sorry.” His fists ball up and turn white. “I’m sorry I’ve been so selfish and hurt you. The truth is, I’ve been avoiding you because of this feeling in my chest.” He tugged at the fabric of his shirt. “I’m in love with you.”
You’re stiller than a statue and the two of you stay silent for far too long.
“I know it’s selfish for me to feel this way towards you, so I’ve-”
You cut him off with a hug that could rival the strength of his muscle form.
He’s hesitant to hug you back, you’re still crying and he’s unsure what this reaction means.
“You’re a big idiot Toshi. Don’t you know that I love you too?”
And finally, his hands find themselves wrapped around you, his head between your nape and your smell enveloping him.
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jophiel-extras · 1 month
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Taking requests for BNHA!
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jophiel-extras · 5 months
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summary :: Sebastian has sent you a letter asking to meet him in the astronomy tower to spend some time with one another whilst Hogwarts sleeps. Of course, you agree without another thought.
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It seems we’ve had little chance to spend time together in our recent studies - how have you been faring? If you’re as keen to see me as I am you, meet me in the astronomy tower during night and be desecrate, I’d prefer our time together to be alone and uninterrupted by any professors.
Sebastian
As your eyes had read the last word, a smile formed on your lips. You took another read, soaking up his written words and taking time to hear his voice speak them within your imagination.
He was far from wrong, it had been too long since the two of you had truely sat and bathed in one another’s company. Although you had seen him just yesterday passing through the halls to attend class, a simple smile and wave wasn’t enough. It had been three days since the two of you spent a prolonged amount of time together, which to most might not be unreasonable but to you it was far too long.
So, after your third read, you had put away the letter in your dormitory and slipped into the night, hidden with a simple cast of disillusionment.
Your relationship with Sebastian was unique - in the way that the two of you were incredibly close without having known much about one another. You two had simply clicked and now all you needed was time to know more about the other.
Sebastian was already there when you had arrived.
“Sebastian.” You called.
“You made it.” He relieved.
You’d taken a seat beside him near the common use telescope and looked out on the view. Sebastian had adjusted his seating to be a fraction closer to you.
“So,” you began, “how have you been?”
“Rather busy. Assignments have certainly been piling up.” He was right, end of year called for extra study and larger, longer assignments.
“I know, I’m rather scared I won’t get things completed in time.”
“You’ll manage.” Sebastian assured. “If you’re truely struggling, perhaps I could help with some things.”
“That’s very kind Sebastian.”
“I can’t say I’d be very helpful, though.” He smiled.
“Well, I’d take you up on your offer if only to spend more time with you. Merlin knows we wouldn’t be able to get work done together anyway.” Sebastian chuckled.
A moment of comfortable silence permeated and you took the time to marvel at the illustrious sky with the millions of shining stars. Hogwarts had little to no light pollution, leaving for the clearest and prettiest night skies.
“I think about you often.” Sebastian uttered, quite out of the blue.
“As do I.” You returned, rather quickly. Sebastian exhaled an amused breath.
“So then, other than assignments how have your classes have been?” He asked.
“I can’t say they’ve been as exciting. Not without you there.” As you moved your eyes from the star filled night to glance at Sebastian, you notice his eyes already laid upon you. A warm fondness surrounded you. Shyly, you returned your gaze to the stars with warm cheeks. “Although, Weasley certainly takes away any feelings of boredom.”
“Are you quite fond of him?” Sebastian asked. You hesitated, searching his tone but finding no jealousy.
“I suppose so. He can be quite the nuisance.” You were not short of memories regarding his silly schemes.
“Not replacing me as your favourite trouble maker now, are you?��� Sebastian teased.
“Never.” The two of you sat in your answer for a moment, simply enjoying the company.
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jophiel-extras · 5 months
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Guess who’s going to start writing for Hogwarts Legacy 😏
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jophiel-extras · 6 months
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Hi! Are you still an active account?
Unfortunately not so much! In hyperfixation limbo atm.
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jophiel-extras · 7 months
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i love your writing so much, especially how you write crowley!! :D
Aww thank you!! I try my best <3
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jophiel-extras · 7 months
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would you be up to writing a piece about crowley protecting human!reader from some of the other demons, leading to reader to realize they’re in love with him? i just love angry crowley 🩷
summary :: Crowley protecting you from other demons
warning :: none, slight obsessive behaviour
note :: turned this into a headcanon list, I thought it might suit the request better
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Crowley is keenly aware he’s a rarity within the demons of hell.
No other demon is quite like him and although he would hate to recognise it, it’s because he’s simply good.
Because of that goodness, Crowley is left vulnerable in many ways. Particularly when it comes to you, his great love.
Any demon that sees the two of you knows it. They can practically smell the stench of pining off of him.
And considering Crowley isn’t on the greatest terms with Hell, you’re put in a particularly dangerous situation.
The first demon to ever threaten your wellbeing was Beelzebub. The ultimatum went along the lines of— “Help Hell or we might just have to damn that pretty little thing of yours to rot down here with us.”
After that, Crowley had distanced himself from you significantly, forcing you to be just another stranger he passed in the street.
You were having none of it, of course.
So after a week of Crowley having his (in your mind) tantrum, you’d marched up to his Bentley and had a strong word with him.
Still, he couldn’t bring himself to explain why he’d ignored you.
The second demon to have involved you in demonic affairs was Shax. She had taken a different approach and put you in physical danger, which Crowley was having none of.
You’d never seen him so angry. He was fuming, literally.
After the whole ordeal, things changed instantly. The first time Crowley stayed away, now, he wouldn’t leave you alone.
He’d even go out of his way to find reasons to touch you. Even ghost you with his hands.
It’s like he needed to know you were still there, still real. He had to know you were okay.
This tense doting from Crowley lit up something in you and you began to feel a flutter of butterflies every time he slyly touched you.
The protective nature of Crowley was a little odd and barely comforting. He would stand over you like a starved fox stands over a rabbit, shielding its meal from other predators.
You couldn’t deny the guilty pleasure the dynamic gave you.
Having an ancient demon dedicate his power and time to holding you close, it was electrifying.
After a night with yourself, you had come to realise Crowley would not leave your mind. Finally, you had accepted the feelings that had grown.
With his love returned, you had immediately become Crowley’s top priority and now that you two had become official, he didn’t have to hide his obsession with your safety.
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jophiel-extras · 7 months
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Hello my love, I was wondering if you could do a nsfw alphabet for Crowley if it’s not been done already? I absolutely love your writing and would love to see your take on it!
I have done it! Here everything I’ve written for Good Omens is in my masterlist.
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jophiel-extras · 7 months
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summary :: fem Crowley nsfw headcanons!!
warning :: nsfw
note :: where are my nanny Crowley fans at??
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Crowley is quite fluid when it comes to gender, you know that better then anyone.
Though masculine majority of the time, Crowley isn’t a stranger to the female gender. And female anatomy.
Though he finds the male body to be fun to work with, being female is an exciting adventure, especially in the bedroom.
Demons have many options when it comes to genitals, one or the other, both, neither, something other worldly if they so please.
Crowley is no stranger to testing out the lot and you, being the test subject are no stranger to it either.
When Crowley is feminine, sex becomes a bit of a show. She takes it slow, showing off every curve and bump of hers before diving into you.
And something about her voice. Crowley had always annunciated when speaking, but with a softer, feminine voice she drawls her words so tantalisingly.
She teases quite a lot, showing off her slender legs or wearing a particularly low v-neck shirt. All right in front of you.
She’s quite the fan of having your hands all over her body, too.
Lord does she love to ride your face.
No strap-ons needed, she’ll just miracle a dick of her own.
I hate to be basic, but she’s a big fan of scissoring. She especially loves to lift your leg up over her shoulder and kiss it while she grinds into you.
She loves to have you on your knees fingering and eating her out. She walks you through it, too. “That’s it love, keep hitting that spot.”
Cuddling with her after sex is just so sweet, laying with her, naked and curled into each other as you doze off- raw and sensitive.
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jophiel-extras · 7 months
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and maybe an sfw alphabet for azi? 👉👈
summary :: Aziraphale sfw alphabet!
warning :: none, fluff
note :: still waiting for nsfw Crowley requests to colonise my inbox 🥱
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A = Affection
Surprisingly, Aziraphale isn’t crazily affectionate even if you are his partner. He’s quite reserved in that manner. Of course, if you want physical love Aziraphale is more than up for the job but he’s not one to hang off you. Freely though, he’ll kiss and hug you whenever the time is right.
B = Best friend
Aziraphale is incredibly kind and considerate. He’s such a good person, you’d have to be insane not to want him as a friend! He’s one of those people that just cares an there aren’t many of those these days. He cares unabashedly about you and who you are. He will always be there to help you and listen to you, no matter the circumstances.
C = Cuddles
Aziraphale is a fan of his personal space, so he won’t always cuddle you. Generally greeting embraces and whenever you need comforting are the most times you hug, that and cuddling before bed. He especially loves to read to you whilst you lay on his chest and snooze.
D = Domestic
Aziraphale adores the settled lifestyle. Living in peace with you. Every day feels like something kind and normal, breakfast together, going out together, sleeping with one another. He loves it. Aziraphale is honestly such a traditional wife, he likes staying indoors and looking after the bookshops.
E = Ending
Aziraphale wouldn’t commit to someone unless he knew he could spend the rest of his life with them (well technically, they could spend the rest of their life with him), so a breakup is highly unlikely. However, if it were ever to occur Aziraphale would be heartbroken and you’d never leave his mind, not for another century.
F = Fiance(e)
Angels aren’t really allowed to get married but Aziraphale is a bit of a rule breaker and would certainly offer you a ring as a sign of his commitment to you. A wedding might not occur, but you’d be married in the eyes of an Angel which I find much more binding than law.
G = Gentle
Physically, Aziraphale is as soft as they come and emotionally too. He is very carefully in how he approaches your emotions, especially if you’re overwhelmed.
H = Hugs
Aziraphale consistently greets you with a nice hug! Aziraphale hugs under your arms, pulling your chest in. It’s so soft and comforting, he’s such a good hugger (I wouldn’t tell him, but it’s honestly like hugging a marshmallow).
I = I love you
Depending on how complicated of a relationship you have, the L word might be lost in translation but if he’s got the feelings and he knows it, Aziraphale isn’t afraid to verbalise it.
J = Jealousy
Of course Aziraphale is completely comfortable in your relationship, he’s secure in what you have. Although that won’t stop the odd attention you might get from a stranger possibly rubbing him the wrong way. It’s never serious enough to warrant a big discussion; he might just pull a little more affection from you to reassure himself of your love for him.
K = Kisses
Aziraphale is particularly fond of cheek and forehead kisses!! He adores it when you randomly plant a kiss on his cheek as he reads, or as you pass him in the bookshop. He thinks it’s the sweetest thing. He likes to kiss your head mainly. The top of your head when you lay on his chest, or as you hug. While he kisses your head, he likes to smell your hair and will usually compliment whatever shampoo you’ve been using.
L = Little ones
Aziraphale cannot have children, but often thinks about what a blessing it would be for you two to have kids of your own. He’d be a gentle parent, for sure.
M = Morning
Waking up to the smell of breakfast cooking, and walking to the kitchen to find Aziraphale whipping up some fluffy pancakes. Or, maybe if you wake up early enough, you can beat him to it and surprise him with a delicious Eggs Benedict which he will certainly mention in his thankfulness prayers. It’s not unheard of though, for a lazy day in, cuddling and snoozing together whilst the day goes by.
N = Night
Early nights, mostly. Aziraphale is always making sure you sleep early enough.
O = Open
You’d get to know Aziraphale through a friendship first, he wouldn’t feel comfortable becoming an official partner of yours until you know about him and what he truely is.
P = Patience
Aziraphale is the most patient person you know!
Q = Quizzes
Aziraphale has quite the memory bank on you. He’s a sucker for getting you meaningful gifts, so he listens to you and your interests intently. Even something in passing, he’s there for it. I wouldn’t be surprised if he kept a little notebook of quirks he’s noticed on you.
R = Remember
Aziraphale has a particularly fond memory of sharing a cream bun with you. You’d gotten a bit of cream on your cheek which he had wiped off ever so gently, caressing your face. The sweet gesture turned into your first kiss. After the kiss, Aziraphale licked the cream from his thumb and murmured “Delicious,” which had you as red as a tomato. He found it all quite cute.
S = Security
It might not seem like it, but Aziraphale is incredibly passionate about your safely and wellbeing. He has the ability to keep you safe, and repeatedly does even when you don’t realise it. There’s been a few under the table miracles he’s performed to keep you just that little bit safer. If you’re human he’s particularly wary, citing that “Humans are very delicate creatures,” when justifying his doting.
T = Try
Aziraphale has been known to spoil you when it comes to the effort he puts into dates, anniversaries, gifts and honestly just everyday tasks.
U = Ugly
Aziraphale has been known to oversee your negative feelings sometimes, telling you it will pass or trying to solve it instead of just letting you rant your heart out. The moment you mentioned it, he tried to switch up his attitude but will sometimes lecture you on solving problems whenever you need to ride out your negative emotions. He trying though, that’s what counts.
V = Vanity
Not at all! Aziraphale isn’t one to be bothered with aesthetics (other than a nice outfit, of course).
W = Whole
Unless you’re with him, Aziraphale feels a lingering loneliness so you’re never from him for too long.
X = Xtra
Aziraphale can’t help but just look at you, all the time. Sleeping especially, it’s happened more than once, you waking up to Aziraphale gazing at you with all the adoration in the world. Despite having crazy bed head, a cheek dry with drool and a puffy morning face, Aziraphale will still ogle you.
Y = Yuck
He’s not a fan of slobs! Pick up after yourself!!
Z = Zzz
Aziraphale prefers to be productive, so he will sleep early when there’s nothing to do and wake up early too. Even if he does go to bed later, he will still wake up at 5 or 6am. Somehow, you can never feel when he leaves the bed. He’s never woken you up, not once.
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jophiel-extras · 8 months
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Hello! Azi simp here, requesting NSFW alphabet for him. I’ve done one of my own but I love seeing other people’s takes.
summary :: Aziraphale nsfw alphabet
warning :: nsfw
note :: waking up to Good Omens requests are so sweet
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A = Aftercare
Aziraphale takes aftercare very seriously. He does the whole lot, cleaning the sheets, running the shower for you, making a hot cup of tea and then gently laying you down with him for a nap. Most times, he’ll read to you whilst you’re loosely cuddled up to him, soothing you to sleep.
B = Body part
Aziraphale finds his eyes to be most useful. Best part of you is everything and without his eyes, he wouldn’t be able to see you. He doesn’t favour any particular body parts on you, though he does enjoy plumper areas like thighs, tummy or boobs.
C = Cum
Inside is where Aziraphale finds the most pleasure. Pulling out and cumming on you so too “pornographic,” for him. To release himself inside of you is too beautiful to miss out on anyway.
D = Dirty secret
Aziraphale loves to be flustered. Of course, if you do something he deems inappropriate, Aziraphale will blush and quietly reprimand you. Deep down though, he loves it. Loves the thrill of hearing you whisper the dirtiest things in his ear, or to feel you slide your hand up his thigh whilst dining out. The moments when you’re outwardly sexual to him, in very non-sexual situation, is absolutely addictive.
E = Experience
Very little if at all, Aziraphale would have some interesting ideology when it comes to angels and sex that would’ve stunted his sexual encounters greatly.
F = Favorite position
Missionary! So close, so loving. It’s perfect. Though, he’s certainly interested in The Amazon position. Generally, he just likes you on top.
G = Goofy
Not quite. Sex is serious for Aziraphale. The only time things might get a little silly is when he’s nervous and blurts things out.
H = Hair
Very well groomed! And the carpets do match the drapes.
I = Intimacy
Incredibly slow and intimate. Aziraphale makes love when he has sex, to him there’s no other way to do it.
J = Jack off
Shamefully, he does. Not often, maybe once a week if he’s particularly horny. The post-nut clarity on Aziraphale is horrible, always embarrassed for touching himself and even more so for thinking about you whilst doing it.
K = Kink
As established Aziraphale enjoys dirty talk, he might not return the words but hearing them gets him dripping with precum. He also doesn’t mind soaking, just laying with you, deep inside as you spoon no thrusting or movements. He’s also just a big fan of having a dominant partner.
L = Location
His bedroom inside the bookshop. Sex will basically never happen anywhere else.
M = Motivation
Sex doesn’t usually cross Aziraphale’s mind unless you put the idea in his head. It’s your flirting, naughty touches and words that’ll get him hard.
N = No
We all know Aziraphale is quite vanilla, so nothing too “kinky,”
O = Oral
Most will say Aziraphale loves to give oral, and he does, but boy does he love to receive. The sight of you licking and sucking at him is mind blowing. Words cannot describe how much he loves it. The mere idea of it gets his body hot.
P = Pace
Slow and sensual.
Q = Quickie
Not even on his radar. Quickies are just such a  foreign concept to him, who would want to rush sex? He thinks quick sex is bizarre.
R = Risk
He loves it when you take risks. Especially public ones.
S = Stamina
Usually one round is all, but it’s long and both of you are very satisfied afterwards.
T = Toys
Not at all. Aziraphale becomes nervous at the mention of sex toys.
U = Unfair
Aziraphale isn’t one to tease, but loves to be teased himself.
V = Volume
He’s quite verbal. He doesn’t grunt or groan but he moans and whimpers. Softly, mainly, but Aziraphale has been known to be a little loud.
W = Wild card
Working up to penetrative sex was a process for Aziraphale. He couldn’t help but feel guilty after sexual acts and the fact that he enjoyed them. It started with feverish making out, which then lead to body part kisses, to a little grinding, gentle touching, slight undressing, oral and then finally sex. It took a while but it was worth it for Aziraphale’s comfort.
X = X-ray
Thicker than average and probably about six inches.
Y = Yearning
Doesn’t really have a sex drive, but he doesn’t get horny from time to time. It’s usually whenever you’re in the mood.
Z = Zzz
Sex doesn’t tire him, but it makes him soft. He likes to bask in the loving aftermath of sex before sleeping.
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Hi, can you do an aziraphale x reader one, where reader is oblivious that aziraphale has developed feelings for them and he tries signaling it to them but after a while he just gives up and blurts it out? 🩵
summary :: Aziraphale has being trying to catch your eye for some time and eventually becomes fed up with your head being in the heavens
warning :: none, fluff
note :: I never expected to get three Aziraphale requests in a row, I thought it would’ve been Crowley city in my inbox
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Aziraphale has been on earth long enough to know how to ‘court’ another person.
Despite being socially… off to human standards, he can be quite smooth.
He has been quite smooth, a few times. To you specifically although you never seem to take the hint. Aziraphale finds it “dreadfully cute,” but it’s quite comedic at this point.
The first time Aziraphale attempted to be romantic towards you, was buying you a bouquet of lovely flowers. They were the prettiest Cala Lillies you’d ever seen.
“Oh Aziraphale, they’re lovely,” You glossed a finger over the rounded petal of a singe Lilly, then returned your eyes to Aziraphale, “what are they for?”
“Well erm, they’re for you, dear.” Aziraphale stuttered.
“Yes but what for?”
You couldn’t quite grasp the idea that Aziraphale had gotten you flowers for no reason other than he simply liked you.
Aziraphale would ask you out for dates (which you considered friendly hang-outs) and always paid the bill. Which you usually protested.
Never left a door unopened for you.
He would lend you his coat if ever the weather called for it. No other had gotten that kind of special treatment. He prized his coat, after all.
Always threading compliments into your conversations.
“You look marvellous.” Or “What a lovely outfit.” Even “You’re glowing this evening.” And “I enjoy your company so much.”
All met with a chipper; “Awh, thanks Aziraphale!”
He’s a big gift giver too, he loves to drown you in presents.
Even if you merely mention liking something in a shop window, it’ll end up in your home one way or another.
Often, for gift giving holidays like Christmas or your birthday, Aziraphale will have a minimum of five presents waiting for you.
No matter the amount Aziraphale spoils you, it never seems to click.
At this point, Crowley had caught on and began teasing him.
Crowley’s teasing ruffled his feathers, quite a lot, causing the Angel to become ever so slightly frustrated with your ignorance.
“You know it’s never going to work, not with a human so dumb.” Crowley muttered.
“Don’t be rude.” Aziraphale defended.
“In fact, I think it’s such a lost cause that I might even pray for you.”
Crowley, praying for him?
That’s when the frustration got to the better of him and with a huff, Aziraphale made his way to your whereabouts for a serious confession.
It took Aziraphale a year or two of pining before an outright confession.
If patience were a person, it would’ve been Aziraphale! But something had bugged him so sorely about your airiness towards his feelings that he had lost sleep about it.
And when Crowley had a go at the sleepless, pining Aziraphale things had suddenly changed.
“I fancy you! No, I love you,” he had quickly changed his words, ‘fancy’ giving you too much room for a miscommunication, “very dearly, and I have for some time.” At this point, Aziraphale had begun fidgeting, he’d never been so forthright before.
“Love me?” You parroted.
“Yes! Romantically, very romantically.” He hurriedly specified.
“Oh Aziraphale, I never knew you felt that way.”
God bless you. How could you be so oblivious?
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