really funny thing to me is that in human aus people have the guys be like. Secret agents. Or spies for an Organization(tm). Something along those lines. And that's a neat concept its very fun!
However.
I think it shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the penguins
Theyre not special operatives for some secret agency or government division theyre a bunch of freaks who live in the basement of a condemned building that only hasn't been demolished yet because Kowalski keeps hacking the city's databases to change the demolition date. They haven't legally existed in 10 years. The only one who can hold down a job is Private and he has to buy all the food. All of Kowalski's tech is made of parts scrounged from the dump. Rico sells crack but instead of charging money he just trades it for dynamite. Skipper still thinks he's a military leader.