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janaklin · 1 year
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Everyone: the darkling is a terrifying and dangerous grisha and we must be careful or we will die
Kaz: there is only enough black fabric for one of us bitch *throws flash bang*
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janaklin · 1 year
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I’m going to be thriving off of the release date news into the new year. It’s like my crops have been watered and my joy has returned once again.
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janaklin · 2 years
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Patroclus: I want to be laid
Achilles: I can help with that
Patroclus: To rest. I want to be laid to rest
Hector: I can help with that
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janaklin · 2 years
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Thug: I have Royce
Hadrian: Nope, he has you
Thug: What
Hadrian: Good luck, you’ll need it
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janaklin · 2 years
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Wylan: *screaming*
Jesper: What are you doing
Wylan: This is how I let go of my emotions in a healthy way
Kaz: You can do that?
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janaklin · 2 years
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Asking the Crows if they’ve done anything wrong
Jesper: Do you want tips
Wylan: Every day of my life
Nina: No
Matthias: Yes, too many times to count
Inej: No one is innocent of sin
Kaz: Not that you can prove
Kuwei: Yup
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janaklin · 2 years
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Kidnappers: We have Achilles
Patroclus: Please don’t hurt him I’ll pay the ransom
Kidnappers: There’s not ransom he won’t stop crying about wanting to see you
Patroclus:
Kidnappers: Please come pick him up
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janaklin · 2 years
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Royce: I don’t think you understand
Hadrian: According to you that happens a lot
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janaklin · 2 years
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Kaz on the phone: Just break both of his knee caps and then leave him. I’m at a teacher parent conference.
Kaz to the teacher: I’m so glad that Wylan has been enjoying his flute lessons.
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janaklin · 2 years
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Barrel Thug: We have your boss
Jesper: Ok Kaz time starts now
Barrel Thug: What
Kaz: I don’t even need the entire five minutes I’ve already gotten my hands free
Jesper: Damn there goes twenty krudge
Barrel Thug: You WHAT
*sound of Kaz going Britney Spears “Toxic”*
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janaklin · 2 years
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Briseis: Achilles is selfish, arrogant, and he will doom us all
Patroclus: You don’t have all of the facts
Briseis: Which are?
Patroclus: I love him
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janaklin · 2 years
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Jesper about Wylan: Just look at him, he could do no wrong
Kaz: He just blew up half of Ketterdam
Jesper: Yeah but isn’t he adorable
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janaklin · 2 years
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Hadrian: Gwen and I were talking and agree that you can’t kill people just because you don’t like their face
Royce: This house is a fucking nightmare
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janaklin · 2 years
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Patroclus: Finally some peace and quiet
Patroclus:
Patroclus: Where is Achilles
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janaklin · 2 years
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I’ve finally convinced my sister to read Six of Crows and she hasn’t stopped reading since.
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janaklin · 2 years
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Royce: Hadrian is so annoying
Merrick: Yeah he’s an idiot sometimes
Royce: You’re done. No you’re dead now
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janaklin · 2 years
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Kaz: You’re an idiot
Jesper: Well at least I didn’t call Inej an investment
Kaz: That was ONE time
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