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jamespotters-realwife · 3 months
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Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism
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jamespotters-realwife · 3 months
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Average Johnnie Guilbert song:
my soul is sad and dark since she left me at a truck stop in oklahoma last october
Average Jake Webber song:
i'm a dirty little slut. also fuck the government.
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come on please defrost soon i need my fix of 80s rockstar fics
When are all the 80s rockstar fic writers going to defrost its almost summer smh
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twenty four hours (modern!eddie munson x fem!reader)
→ in which eddie munson and you absolutely hate each other's guts. what happens when your friends make a bet that you can't spend more than twenty four hours consecutively together?
→ tropes: enemies to lovers, forced proximity, slow burn
→ warnings: strong language, eventual smut, minors dni
→ pairings: modern!college!eddie x college!fem!reader
chapters with smut marked with *
spotify playlist.
ao3
masterlist:
PROLOGUE: A BET
HOUR ONE
HOUR TWO
HOUR THREE
HOUR FOUR
HOUR FIVE
HOUR SIX
HOUR SEVEN
HOUR EIGHT
HOUR NINE [coming soon]
HOUR TEN [coming soon]
HOUR ELEVEN* [coming soon]
HOUR TWELVE [coming soon]
HOUR THIRTEEN [coming soon]
HOUR FOURTEEN [coming soon]
HOUR FIFTEEN [coming soon]
HOUR SIXTEEN* [coming soon]
HOUR SEVENTEEN [coming soon]
HOUR EIGHTEEN [coming soon]
HOUR NINETEEN [coming soon]
HOUR TWENTY [coming soon]
HOUR TWENTY-ONE [coming soon]
HOUR TWENTY-TWO [coming soon]
HOUR TWENTY-THREE [coming soon]
HOUR TWENTY-FOUR [coming soon]
EPILOGUE [coming soon]
updates every thursday unless i mention otherwise! <3
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James: I'm the most responsible in the group.
Remus: You've literally just set the dorm on fire.
James: I know, and I take full responsibility for it.
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Had my monthly lunch with Mother Dearest today. Boyfriend came along for the first time in months. Mother Dearest had the gall to ask him “now be honest with me, is she still faking those mental things she says she has? As a teenager she would say she was ‘depressed’ or having ‘anxiety attacks’ but I think it was because she wasn’t taking her iron supplements”
WHAT. THE. FUCK. CAROL.
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don’t want no other shade of blue but you no other sadness in the world would do
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he moaning omfg
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I was watching a…spicy(?) play and the hottest fucking thing I’ve ever heard come from a man was said. For context this guy and this girl were arguing about how why he’s not good enough for her(she was the one listing reasons and he was the one bargaining why he’s good for her) and she says “number 7, you’re no good. You smoke, drink, have tattoos, and your mean to people.” And then he comes up behind her chair, puts his hands on the arm rest, and practically WHIMPERS into her ear, “I’ll be good, Fucking hell I’ll be so good for you” AND SHE GRIPPED HIS ARM AND LOOKED AT HIM. Then he said “please let me be good for you. I’m at your service, I’ll do anything for you.” AND SHE KISSED HIM. Kitty was THROBBING.
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“Slut era” Joseph whispers to himself before standing up through the sun roof and poses.
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THIS
This is the sluttiest Joseph Quinn has ever looked and I’M HERE FOR IT
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I’m hiding in my professors office from my problems🙏 (I had to cover some things bc they are linked to my college and I don’t want you guys to find out where I go to school lmao)
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BARK BARK GRRRRR MEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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JOSEPH QUINN for Wonderland Magazine x HQ JOSEPH 10/?
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Joseph’s blooper faces are the faces I make when I make towards my boyfriend when we’re in a quiet room and our professors tells us to stop talking and pay attention
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Joseph Quinn/Stranger Things 4 bloopers
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My boyfriend was wondering why I like Eddie so much or how I always talk about Rockstar!Marauders all the time… i love how he’s so stupid. Like babe you are the lead singer in a band and you play guitar, im so utterly obsessed with you that traits that match up with yours flow into my day dreams about fictional characters. I cant wait for the day he realizes that the reason I obsess over Eddie so much is because Eddie reminds me so much of the man I love waking up to every single morning.
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I need this man so deep inside me that I feel his tip hitting my lungs☹️🤞
QUINN NATION HAS BEEN FED SO WELL
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They have a point
if they didn’t want me to ship eddie “the freak” munson and steve “the hair” harrington they shouldn’t have given them matching nicknames
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