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jalopeura · 14 minutes
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i really need a new fandom or ocs to go insane about :((((((((
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jalopeura · 7 hours
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Yanina Couture 'Phoenix' spring 2024 couture
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jalopeura · 22 hours
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got to max level in against the storm a bit ago and now im desperately trying to find a replacement game. thinking of trying out terraria next, if that doesnt hook me then factorio, if that doesnt hook me then rimworld, if that doesnt
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jalopeura · 22 hours
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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
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jalopeura · 1 day
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Summoner mains, what do you think we can add to our arsenal for level 100?
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jalopeura · 1 day
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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jalopeura · 1 day
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ok so like. imagine. you're a high-ranking government official and one of your colleagues has announced his decision to step down and retire, and named his successor, so you and your coworker-bestie-husband(™️) go on an official administrative business trip to go meet said guy. and then you arrive and you find A Cat in the bushes outside the office. it's in poor shape but its microchip says it actually belongs to your other colleague-and-friend. you are bullied into taking the cat to the vet AND letting it tag along despite your protests. and you finally find the guy you were supposed to meet and the cat is like. staying in the room. where you are supposed to conduct aforementioned highly confidential job interview. and you try to shoo it away but the guy you're trying to interview is like No i want the cat to be there. Because i'm nervous. About the job interview. Let the cat stay. I trust him because my pet bird loves him :). so the cat gets to stay. and then you keep going and you bump into yet another old acquaintance of yours (now retired and living her best hippie life) (which is highly frowned upon) and she goes Oooooh! Is that my cat you've found? :) and you're like, what the fuck is the deal with this goddamn cat, but you can't say that outright because you are a government official on a very important mission, so you go "i wasn't aware you even had a cat? also the microchip says it belongs to our other colleague" and she goes "oh well no i don't but clearly this cat is wearing the collar i give to all my pets so it must mean he's come from the future :) where i will own this specific cat :) hi little kitty! pspspsp!" and you're like, what the fuck is wrong with everyone today? and then the cat looks at you and says "she's right. i come from the future. where everyone has been turned into cats since the world ended. also i will kill you in about twelve thousand years from now. fucker."
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The Ascendant Lord in the Elder Scrolls Online: Legacy of the Bretons - Cinematic Announcement Trailer [x]
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normal sentence of the day
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jalopeura · 2 days
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Asking out of curiosity
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jalopeura · 4 days
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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.
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jalopeura · 5 days
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Most Huggable Job Trainer - Ranged + Magic DPS
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jalopeura · 5 days
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in the game changer studios straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well lets just say the wenis
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jalopeura · 5 days
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When the DNC partners you not because you have the best DPS, but because you've been judged Least Likely to Die
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jalopeura · 6 days
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going to the zoo tomorrow so i should go to sleep but my next settlement will be my first time at the platinum seal . i have 12 reserve embarkation points..what could even go wrong....im so excited
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