An eye for an eye isn't even that great of a deal. Unless the new eye can detect lizard people. Are you detecting lizard people? Are you a lizard people?! Welcome to Night Vale.
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Incorrect quotes generator is back, baby. You know the drill already
Gale: I was arrested for being too cool.
Astarion : The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Gale: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Astarion : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life
Gale: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
Astarion : Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Gale: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration
Shadowheart : I'm a reverse necromancer.
Lae'zel : Isn't that just killing people?
Shadowheart : Ah, technicality
Shadowheart : What is your biggest weakness?
Lae'zel : I can be uncooperative.
Shadowheart : Okay, can you give me an example?
Lae'zel : No
Shadowheart : *Gets down on one knee*
Lae'zel : Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Shadowheart : *Falls over*
Lae'zel : The poison is kicking in.
Karlach : I'm incredibly fast at math.
Wyll: Alright, what's 30x17?
Karlach : 47
Wyll: That's not even close.
Karlach : But it was fast.
Karlach : Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Wyll: Oh, you’ve been?
Karlach : Once. In Monopoly.
Karlach : Welcome, fellow idiots
Wyll: Hello, Karlach
Karlach : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Wyll: You underestimate me
Tav: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Dark urge: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Tav: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Dark urge: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Tav: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Dark urge: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Dark urge: You kill people for money?!
Tav: I can explain!
Dark urge: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
Halsin: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Minthara : That's why I carry two swords.
Your prompt:
Halsin: Minthara ...
Minthara : Oh no, 'Minthara ' in b-flat.
Minthara : You're disappointed.
Halsin: Violence isn't the answer.
Minthara : You’re right.
Halsin: *sighs in relief*
Minthara : Violence is the question.
Halsin: What?
Minthara , bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Halsin, running after her: NO-
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