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j4zz4lop3 · 6 days
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An eye for an eye isn't even that great of a deal. Unless the new eye can detect lizard people. Are you detecting lizard people? Are you a lizard people?! Welcome to Night Vale.
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j4zz4lop3 · 7 days
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apparently the largos and stuff had twitter?? I can't find any screenshots and I sure as hell am not getting Twitter, would you happen to have any screenshotd by chance?
Sorry if this is too much to ask, have a nice day
not too much to ask at all! yes they did, they were linked on the official myspace pages back in the day, which were also on repo-opera.com (now defunct)
i'll post the most interesting ones! luigi specifically has a LOT so this will be below a read more for the sake of not clogging up your dash.
please keep in mind, these are the largos - so there's going to be lots of swearing, NSFW, generally deplorable actions. if any of that stuff makes you uncomfortable, the twitter accounts may not be for you! they're an insight into both the humour at the time and also just... what the largos are like as people.
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j4zz4lop3 · 7 days
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Oh no I found a new animated show on Amazon prime and it has no fandom yet but I can already feel myself hyperfixating and there is ZERO fanart
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j4zz4lop3 · 13 days
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For your consideration:
Guitarspear/guardrock (idk which one we settled on) + let you down by Dawid Podsiadło (aka the end credits for cyberpunk: edgerunners)…?
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“𝘏𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭, 𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦? 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯. 𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘸𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯.”
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j4zz4lop3 · 15 days
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My Local Gas Station
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j4zz4lop3 · 19 days
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Incorrect quotes generator is back, baby. You know the drill already
Gale: I was arrested for being too cool.
Astarion : The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Gale: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Astarion : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life
Gale: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?
Astarion : Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
Gale: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration
Shadowheart : I'm a reverse necromancer.
Lae'zel : Isn't that just killing people?
Shadowheart : Ah, technicality
Shadowheart : What is your biggest weakness?
Lae'zel : I can be uncooperative.
Shadowheart : Okay, can you give me an example?
Lae'zel : No
Shadowheart : *Gets down on one knee*
Lae'zel : Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Shadowheart : *Falls over*
Lae'zel : The poison is kicking in.
Karlach : I'm incredibly fast at math.
Wyll: Alright, what's 30x17?
Karlach : 47
Wyll: That's not even close.
Karlach : But it was fast.
Karlach : Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Wyll: Oh, you’ve been?
Karlach : Once. In Monopoly.
Karlach : Welcome, fellow idiots
Wyll: Hello, Karlach
Karlach : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Wyll: You underestimate me
Tav: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Dark urge: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Tav: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
Dark urge: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Tav: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Dark urge: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Dark urge: You kill people for money?!
Tav: I can explain!
Dark urge: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
Halsin: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Minthara : That's why I carry two swords.
Your prompt:
Halsin: Minthara ...
Minthara : Oh no, 'Minthara ' in b-flat.
Minthara : You're disappointed.
Halsin: Violence isn't the answer.
Minthara : You’re right.
Halsin: *sighs in relief*
Minthara : Violence is the question.
Halsin: What?
Minthara , bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Halsin, running after her: NO-
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j4zz4lop3 · 21 days
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Fuck you to the bitches that keep stealing my place i hope both sides of your pillow are warm
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j4zz4lop3 · 22 days
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I've said this before, and I'll say it again, if adam was a woman? Nobody could stop me, idc how terrible the things she'd do, defend her to the grave. Like yes murder girlqueen go! Kill me next pleaseeee
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Fem adammmmm heheheeh
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j4zz4lop3 · 26 days
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j4zz4lop3 · 26 days
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I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
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j4zz4lop3 · 28 days
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j4zz4lop3 · 29 days
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Omg i can’t believe team starkid predicted Stanley cups
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j4zz4lop3 · 29 days
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I badly need someone to make an edit of angel dust and alstor to this or i will explode.
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j4zz4lop3 · 1 month
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Gotta say, big fan of evil trios that consist of an extremely self-obsessed bisexual man, a second man with an undying rage to him that solely motivates all his actions, and a morally corrupt girlboss who actually runs this shit.
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j4zz4lop3 · 1 month
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Filbo: I am depressed
[suddenly Pineantulas]
Filbo: This does not help
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