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i miss my man (57 y/o fictional character)
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May I present, without further ado, one of my favorite fanfics of all time (pls tag if you know the tumblr, Twitter is linked at the bottom of the fic)
how do you think Izzy Hands, master swordsman, feels about his captain always getting stabbed? that his captain allows it done to himself, dozens of times? what is Izzy thinking all those times he had to help a wounded blackbeard back to their ship? pull yet another blade out of his captain's body and dress his wounds? that his captain's body is forever marked by the blades of dozens of other men?
what is izzy -the best at swordplay in all the seas, devoted first mate- thinking when blackbeard, not even in the midst battle, bares his flesh and begs stede fucking bonnet to run him through ?
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Izzy Hands Gifs (8/?)
There’s no thing such as a coincidence… Ed’s X signature and Izzy’s X tattoo :’(
Also why don’t we talk about the little twitch of his eye in this scene, it makes me feel like a jelly :D
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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
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Taika Waititi as Edward Teach | Blackbeard in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH
#sick and twisted#do you think izzy had flashbacks when ed tried to shush him#do you think he was scared#I mean Izzy has a fawn fear response doesn't he#and boy was he fawning when he died
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so whipping boy by train the lyrics are "lay all you want on me, i'll be your whipping boy" but i misheard them as "lay all your love on me, i'll be your whipping boy" and that's maybe not that different of a vibe but it IS a different vibe and it's one i like much more so i am going to willfully continue to believe my mishear is the real lyrics thank you for understanding
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nothin' quite like how a dog loves
let dead dogs lie - silas denver melvin // red dog - elizabeth frink // how to be a dog - andrew kane // domestication syndrome - dhole b // no origin found // for your own good - leah horlick // pleasure - beth cavener // it will come back - hozier // i am a dog. i have blood all over my teeth. - sciencedfiction // same poem as directly previous
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Do you think Izzy went to visit Ed's 'body' after insisting they kept it aboard? Do you think he held his hand and wished things had been different, begged him to come back, even after everything? Even though it most likely would have been a death sentence, given that he shot him and mutinied with the others.
Do you think he heard Stede calling out, yelling that Ed was awake, and knew, deep down, that Stede had been the one to bring him back?
That once again his love wasn't enough?
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you will find him even when he is not there.
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haha haha so funny
#izzy hands#ofmd#izzy hands apologist#izzy canyon#izzy deserved better#ofmd critical#ofmd finale#still not over this#everyone else got to live in a comedy#oh but not him. not him#yeah. yeah
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ofmd really said okay imagine there's this guy that's been desperate for love his entire life and was so convinced that he was destined for tragedy that he actively tried to bring about his own downfall and pain because he was convinced it was all he had. now imagine that there's this guy that got accepted despite the darkness inside of him for the first time in his life and instead of being scorned ended up bringing light to everyone around him. imagine him with a family that he had convinced himself he didn't deserve. got him in your head, this little guy? is he there? do you love him? we're killing him now. sorry
#izzy hands#ofmd#izzy canyon#izzy deserved better#ofmd critical#izzyposting#ofmd finale#izzy hands apologist
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I really appreciate that a section the fandom seems to have embraced the psychological horror of Ed & Stede's Haunted Inn
Stede abandoned a wife and children for the freedom of the sea, and found a new family. He has given up both for a life on land with an unstable lover, always looking for a reason to bolt at the first sign of trouble. His dignity as a captain has been replaced by the placid facade required for customer service (and his lover's peace of mind).
Ed is a murderer and torturer. He is wracked by guilt but unable to make true amends: the mangled body one of the two men that ever loved him lies buried as a monument to his brutality. He ricochets from identity to identity in hopes of finding peace, but the monster is inside him. All he has his Stede. If he loses that, or thinks he does, he'll drag them to the bottom of the sea.
Izzy has been denied a burial at sea, unable to escape Ed's clutches even in death, his golden leg amputated from his body. All that was good in Izzy Hands has gone to better places. All that remains is pain, jealousy, fear, and hate. He has been trapped with the two men who took everything from him. Now he will take everything back.
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Demonstrators and artists have taken the steps of the met museum unfurling an ENORMOUS (30 x 50 foot) quilt created by artists around the world in solidarity with Palestine.
The quilt was collectively created by 64 artists from around the world and shipped to New York City.
They're demanding the met museum:
(1) cut ties with board members profiting from Israeli bombardment + occupation of Palestine
(2) support an immediate + permanent ceasefire
(3) aid the preservation of Palestinian cultural heritage sites being destroyed by Israel
In addition to the quilt, demonstrators reclaimed and redistributed Met flyers, stickered with movement messaging and demands.
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Five months now. Not to be dramatic but why does everything I love die
Btw it's been four months since Izzy died and I'm still not over it
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yeah yeah Izzy on his knees is sexy and all but also he's on his knees because he's convinced that he's not worthy of acting like a person, and this way he's always looking up at the men he loves, and they're never looking back because why would you look at the dog at your feet? the only time you look is when it bites. he's on his knees because his god is love, and he worships it, and it's always distant, love doesn't hear your prayers from the floor, and he is never going to understand how to love someone how they want him to so he'd rather stay like this, thanks, he'd rather get what he deserves and take whatever scraps fall at his feet because he's not worthy of looking his captains in the eyes so he will stare up at them forever and pretend it doesn't bother him that they don't look back
#izzy hands#steddyhands#ofmd#edizzy#stizzy#religious iconography#ofmd fic ideas#ofmd meta#izzy hands apologist
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