stabbing is penetration biting is basically kissing and so on. you understand

Just downloaded hinge. What the fuck is wrong with people

Steve Rogers’ Avengers 1 suit was PATHETIC. he went out there fighting aliens in a LITTLE FANCY DRESS COSTUME. Extra-terrestrial space blasts versus POLYESTER. I reckon it took Tony Stark like. Well I think it took him a few days before he could even visualise that suit without RETCHING at the thought of such shoddy armour-design/ tailoring/ OSHA violations etc but AFTER THAT I think it took him about 12 hours before he caved and starting ringing cap up to ask for his measurements. And then when cap obviously blocked him for this, it took about 5 extra minutes to find his dimensions from some file or CCTV footage before Tony was off creating the Act of God that we all saw when we focused our little retinas upon the CATWS suit. Btw Yes this is canon. Thanks.

Thank you for still sticking around <3

I know life really hasn’t been treating you kindly lately, but we all appreciate you so much

Ahhh thank you anon. Luckily fandom is a very easy way to Access Serotonin for me so it’s a good escaping mechanism like honestly what could cure a girl faster than super clear gifs of Tony Stark’s abs or Steve Rogers’ sweat. Im so serious.

IRON MAN 2 (2010)

railing powdered adderall on the bus and doing a sticknpoke of the richard d james album cover onto an unsuspecting bald man's head like im a dot matrix printer

by @mick09160

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) - Deleted Scene

A wake.

tony stark spent his entire adult life under the guidance of someone who not only would (and did) try to have him killed, but was also fine with him not dying quickly and being tortured for three whole months if it meant he would bring home a single new piece of technology

tony came back home from captivity and sat down in front of dozens of reporters and turned to this man, specifically, to tell him that it was really good to see him again BOY i’m very fucked up over this like there was a post-captivity period there where tony didn’t know stane had screwed him over and this guy was there wrapping his arm around tony’s shoulders and sitting on his couch and playing his piano and publicly speaking on his behalf!! that is a LOT

Trying to challenge myself as a writer by making a fic in the present tense. Very eye-opening how one silly little tense change can actually have me regressing about ten years in terms of writing ability. Phenomenal.

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.