Usually Game Changer episodes make the players loose their mind but I really feel like this week’s was for the audience

Spoilers for FHJY ep 15

Buddy’s death caught me so off guard and the editing gave me chills

anyway do you guys remember the two gay stone lions in the unsleeping city. why did brennan do that to them

dimension 20 + plushes

the minotaur girl is my favorite to nobody's surprise

Porter Is The Enemy.

Fig was right this whole time! Hear me out:

When Fig was talking to Porter and Zara, it really made me feel kinda weird and upset for Fig when they (more specifically, Porter) started claiming that her powers weren’t manifesting for/from Cassandra. It made me pause for a second bc i felt like, who are they to tell her where her own powers are coming from?

Then it hit me. What did Porter say she needs to do? Stop focusing on doubt, and put more of her concentration into her fire and rage.

What have they been fighting this whole time?

🛎️ DING 🛎️ DING 🛎️ DING ‼️ Rage!!!!

My working theory is that Porter is somehow involved in the work for bringing back this dead rage god, and trying to bring out as much fire and anger and rage in the aguefort students as he can is part of that. He’s been so incredibly helpful to Fig and even Gorgug this year (honestly he seems to care more about the students of aguefort than most teachers there, save for maybe Yolanda), but there could absolutely be ulterior motives.

Like, just think of how powerful they could be with an archdevil of rebellion taken over by one of those rage stars from the Wizard’s synod mall on their side. We went through all of the fiendish connections Fig has during this episode and it’s a LOT; she has a ton of pull in Hell. She could summon an army from her own blood alone (see: Baby), not to mention all the other souls Fig has already influenced simply of her own volition (see: recording studio).

Then suddenly Fig is running security detail for the cleric of Cassandra’s presidential campaign? The spouse (ex-spouse?) of this rage god? If the Bad Kids are right on this one and they’re going to off Mazey next to get Kangaroo Cuntface the spot as principal, that’s a big problem. Kristen Applebees becoming wildly popular/successful despite her 3rd god basically dying, losing all her spells, and having no followers (except Craig i guess. and me) and teetering on the brink of expulsion = big problem for Big Rage God. Of COURSE Porter, a teacher they have come to put their trust into, would tell them to lean into their rage more, the Bad Kids are powerhouses now and he’s scared!

I’ll be really interested to see if any of my ramblings come true in the future episodes. I love unlocking more of this mystery and all in all i really just want cassandra to be ok. I’m mostly excited rn to figure out what spies tongue curse means but i guess we’ll have to wait for next week’s episode. See you at basrar’s!!

TLDR: I have a feeling Porter is secretly working for the rage god and pushing the Bad Kids to lean into their anger for his own/the god’s own personal agenda. Fig will be redeemed!

Fig's whole thing about embodying a german shepherd is so funny to me as. Someone who works with lots of german shepherds.

YES they are intimidating YES they are working dogs YES they will startle at small shadows, come prepackaged with three separate neuroses, and scurry around like a furtive scoundrel hiding from invisible helicopters.

Fabian repeating Mama into Fig's crystal is gonna break my heart

Harrowhark Book One vs Harrowhark Book Two

Remember when we thought she had her shit together?

The Sixth House | Book One

Camilla Hect | Palamedes Sextus

#I hope they feel like Italian today

Well,,, I am just learning that is not, in fact, Fred Prinze Jr in the movie.

Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

brennan, still playing dnd: yeah so what do you do?

lou, who just had his brain fully rewired by a single sentence brennan said: uhhh uhhuhhuhhhh

“Roll for gaslight.” I’m sorry I couldn’t help but think of this after I watched newest The Adventuring Party ‘The Nat Honey’. 😂

"because you were lied to, does not mean that everything is a lie. do not take the crimes of those who have manipulated us and put them at the feet of the world."

brennan lee mulligan sometimes you say shit like this during a campaign and it makes me want to tear my hair out

I’m not typically one for books that are just retelling in another POV but I would absolutely go feral over GtN retold in Palamedes and Cam’s perspective