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Everybody stop what your doing and reblog this.

There is so much more I could say about this, but there is not enough room. Remember to check with reality rather than believing conspiracy theories promoted, supported, and funded by white nationalist hate groups.

Missouri is proposing 20% of the nation’s anti-trans legislation this session. Gender-affirming care for young folks is on the edge of being criminalized (so much love to trans friends in states where that has already happened).

Please keep up with the anti-trans legislation in your state and combat it. There are lives at stake.

Transphobes do not touch this post.

Image ID: a 10-image cartoon comic featuring Joey, a boy with short hair.

Image 1: Joey, upset, gesticulates towards an open laptop. Text reads: The reality of St. Louis trans kids. Last week, a former (non-medical) employee of Washington University’s Pediatric Transgender Center was featured in a viral article about how the clinic was “rushing” kids into medical care and “mutilating” us. Every single thing she said was a lie, but the media loves it. Footnote reads: I wouldn’t give any more attention to this, but it is immediately endangering the lives of trans people. Missouri has launched a state investigation and is actively attempting to criminalize gender-affirming care based on conspiracy theories.

Image 2: Joey points to a map of the United States where Missouri is singled out, and a map of Missouri where St. Louis is indicated with a star. The text reads: The Transgender Center, located in St. Louis, Missouri, has been the target of hateful attacks from the far-right state legislature for years. It is part of Washington University Hospital, a branch of a prestigious private university.

Image 3: A younger Joey injects his T shot in his leg while someone takes a photo. Text reads: I can tell you that everything in the article is false because I received care at the Transgender Center beginning at 16 years old. My medical transition has brought me nothing but joy. What a gift it is to be trans!

Image 4: A younger Joey sits on a couch and stims with a tangle fidget toy. Text reads: No one is “rushed”. I sat on many waitlists, had to have 6 months of specialized gender therapy and a diagnosis of gender dysphoria before even being referred to the Center, and I was denied as “not ready enough” by an endocrinologist the first time I finally got an appointment. Footnote reads: If you’re curious about what it looks like to be a trans kid, I did another piece on that! Check out tinyurl.com/transkidscomictumblr.

Image 5: A colorful map of the United States shows how many states have a Negative Gender Identity Policy Tally and how many states have criminalized gender affirming care. Joey holds a credit card. Text reads: St. Louis’ Pediatric Transgender Center is the only one in the region, meaning the waitlists are extremely long. Plus, no one in the only industrialized country without free healthcare is getting medical care for fun. Many American trans folks have to fundraise for our care.

Image 6: Joey, distressed, sits on a couch while talking on the phone. The person on the other end says: “That’s me!” Text reads: This former employee spoke about specific cases, and patients have been able to identify themselves. She shared our private medical info and called us horrifying.

Image 7: This is split into two panels. In the first, Joey holds up a box of condoms and a packet of birth control pills. Texts reads: She especially hated trans men such as myself, saying that trans ideology was destroying “girls”. She lamented about hormones making us “sterile”, which is a complete lie. We trans mascs have to actively prevent pregnancy. In panel two stands a doctor. Text reads: Every time I had an appointment at the Center, doctors reminded me: Remember: testosterone is not a contraceptive! Footnote reads: The wonderful Erin Reed wrote a breakdown debunking all the lies in the article. See tinyurl.com/erinreedmissouri.

Image 8: Joey, masked, sits at a circular table with his brother, an unmasked boy with fluffy short hair. Joey’s brother is showing him his phone. Text reads: Major newspapers continue to platform these complete lies because they bring in engagement and money. The Washington Post tracked down my little brother’s personal cell phone number to try to get in contact with our mom – the president of an organization supporting trans kids in Missouri. Freaky, right?

Image 9: Joey, looking disgusted, leans against a door frame while talking on a cell phone. Text reads: But no one wants to talk with me, the adult who medically transitioned at this clinic as a minor and has not “desisted” in six years. The Washington Post reporter, who didn’t know anything about trans people, talked with me for 20 minutes and used a sentence of mine in an article about “both sides of the debate”. She didn’t mention that this former employee is being legally represented by a recognized anti-LGBT hate group, nor that all of her claims are unsupported by reality or science.

Image 10: Joey looks angry and gesticulates. Beside the drawing are two photos of Joey, one of him happy in front of a trans flag, and the other of him drawing up testosterone to take his first T shot. Text reads: There is no debate. There are trans people, and there are people who want us dead. There is truth and there are conspiracy theories. Where is my viral article in a major paper?

Published Feb 16, 2023. End ID.

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insomniacinserts · 1 year

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Please help my buddy out if you can

Hey guys, I know I haven't been active at all recently and I'm very sorry.

last year in 2022 I adopted three cats to help with my severe depression, and very recently one of them got a strain of the COVID virus that only affects kittens. there wasn't anything anyone could do because the only medicine that could have saved his life is banned in the US and Saturday last weekend we had to put him down, my baby was only 6 months old. I've got a part-time job that I struggle to maintain and I'm trying to get my GED but with my cat gone everything is so much harder, I struggle to take care of myself but I'm determined to give the best life I can to my cats. I set up a ko-fi account to have an easier time taking care of my cats and myself. I'm not telling you to give me money but if you want to I will try my best to produce content for this blog. I don't want you to feel like you have to give me money especially if you need it for yourself but if you have anything to spare and are willing I would appreciate every penny.

Here is the link to the account I created. Pictures of my cat are on there too if you want to see him.

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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If you don’t agree with this bear with me ok? This is bad and mostly was supposed to be in headcanon format but whatever.

Imagine, you being placed under chastity for some reason (I don’t feel like doing research so bear with me for a minute) not necessarily the cage but your under strict orders from your doctor to not have sex. Usually that wouldn’t be a problem but you had to date aomine daiki the horniest mf out there.

Anyway you tell daiki and he’s like bullshit go away I’m tired. A day passes and daiki was RELENTLESS. It was so bad by the second day you had started avoiding him all together. On the third day you had expected him to give up but surprise surprise he’s at your house.😐

He’s dragging you too your room as soon as the door shuts and he’s on top of you acting starved. You shove him off and tell him that you can’t have sex cause of … and he’s like oh. I thought you were joking, he looks down at his boner then flops on the floor and is like fuck I’m gonna need to get a fleshlight.

You have to tell him over and over that it’s not going to be forever and it hasn’t been that long but he’s so dramatic that by the end of the week you’ve got the biggest headache all cause stupid ahomine has decided to be the biggest brat. When your home you realize you have a follow up appointment with your doctor and you hope that you can have sex again so daiki will shut the fuck up.

But before you go to the hospital you stop by the basketball court you asshole boyfriend is always playing at and spot him napping on the court. You kick him lightly until he wakes up, you tell him to follow you and he does but the whole way to the hospital he’s bitching at you for waking him up but when he realizes where your headed he shuts up fast and gets a little worried cause you don’t usually go to the hospital and you never bring him.

You and aomine are sitting in the small doctors office, your on the table watching him fidget with his phone and the small basketball charm you’d gotten him one year, the doctor comes in and does a check up, he says everything’s better that it was last and that if I did have sex I’d have to be careful to not agitate anything and have to do it all over again. Once the doctor sits at his computer to type up some report you look over at daiki who’s staring blatantly at your crotch and he’s covering his own, you can’t help but to feel a little bad that you couldn’t satisfy him this week but when his eyes meet yours you can tell he’s not going to be a brat. You nearly melt at the submissive look in his eyes but jolt when the doctor tells you that he’s going to get the paperwork then you’d be free to go.

Daiki gets up and walks over to you, he stands close so his erection presses against your knee. You look up at him but before you can lean up to kiss him the doctor is handing you the paperwork and leading you both back to the lobby.

By the time you end up in the lobby it’s dark and there aren’t too many people here so you take daikis hand and lead him to the most abandoned bathroom you could find.

As soon as you lock the door daiki is on his knees and undoing your belt and pants, neither of you say anything but the relief you both feel is enough to fill that space.

Daiki gets your cock out and licks from base to tip before taking the head into his mouth to suck and lick at it, you thread your fingers in his hair and tell him you might not last as long as he wants to too, but you both know you’ve got the libido to get it back up again. He starts sucking you off in a clumsy rhythm mostly due to excitement, you can feel yourself creeping slowly to the edge and tighten your fingers in his hair to stop him “daiki, let me fuck your face please.” He hums and drops his hands to your calves, you move your hands to hold the sides of his head and slowly move his head down the length of your cock and to the base.

You move his head up before roughly thrusting it down, you have to bite your lip to hold back a groan when daiki chokes, his hand reflexively moves to your hip but you take it with your hand and intertwine your fingers, at that daiki looks up at you through his eyelashes, you have to whisper how good he’s doing before setting a rough pace.

Your brutal face fucking continues for a few minutes before you feel yourself about to cum. You pull out and release on his face.

Daiki startles at the warmth but doesn’t say anything, he doesn’t even move until you squeeze your laced hands, you tell him not to wipe his face, to leave it like that, you tuck your cock back into your pants as daiki grumbles about how gross it feels and how gross it’s gonna feel when it dries. You startle him again when you whip out your phone and snap a picture of his face before putting the device back into your pocket as quick as you pulled it out.

You unlock the door and tell daiki to look down and put his hood on so no one sees the mess. Your hands stay laced throughout the whole hospital and once you get out you pull daiki into an alley and wipe his face with the toilet paper you stuffed in your pocket. You tell him how good he did and pepper kisses all over his face.

#aomine daiki x male reader #aomine smut #aomine x reader #kuroko no basket aomine #aomine daiki

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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Kise mother fucking Ryouta doesn’t get enough love in the show and it makes me so sad😞.

We need to send y/n to our cute puppy, give ryouta cuddles for me🙂

It was winter in Japan, everything pretty was freezing over or dying. Except- “Y/NCCHI! THERE YOU ARE I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU” a warm heavy body collided with yours, nearly knocking you and your blond boyfriend to the ground “careful ryouta. How long have you been out here. Your not even wearing a scarf you’ll catch a cold” ryouta pouts and shakes his head “none of my scarves went with my outfit.” He pulls back from you and steps away to show you his outfit.

You scan his body from his pretty styled hair to the shoes you bought for him for your two year anniversary as an official couple, “ryouta, aho! That jacket is too thin and those shoes aren't meant for this kind of weather. You're going to get sick. Don't be careless.” it wasn't your first thought to pull your scarf off and wrap it around your idiot boyfriends neck, but it seems that your arms and hands have a mind of their own. You're glad you did though because Ryouta beamed up at you and leaned up slightly to kiss the side of your mouth, “i wanted to look pretty for you y/ncchi.” Ryouta's eyes glazed slightly and his cheeks tinted pink but he lifted his arm to cover his face and looked away “Ryouta, aho.” you sigh and step closer to him so you could pry his arm away from his watery eyes and pink face “why are you crying.” you wipe his tears with your thumbs and leave your palms on his cheeks to warm him “i don't want you to leave me because i don't look pretty enough for you.” there was a pang in your chest and you feel your heart clench “who said you weren't pretty enough for me?” ryouta looks away ashamed but your hands on the sides of his face pull him back to face you “you'll always look pretty enough for me. Even when your face is wrinkled and your hair is grey, you'll be my ryouta kise, my model husband forever. But only if you say yes.” your heart is banging against your ribs and your mind is running with reasons why he'd reject your proposal but those reasons fly out of your brain when ryouta looks up at you with wide puppy eyes “husband?” it's whispered like he doesn't believe it “husband's” you say firmly, as soon as you do ryouta's lips are on yours and his arms are wrapped around your shoulders.

“I'll be your husband y/ncchi. Of course i'll be your husband”

__________extras!!__________

“WAH THE RING IS SO PRETTY” you smiled from your place by the kitchen counter as Ryouta rolls around happily on the carpet staring at his new ring “it's pretty don't you think y/ncchi?” he sits up and dashes to your side “i think it's lovely ryouta.” you can't help the warm smile spread on your face so you bury it in the younger's hair. The two of you had a beautiful ceremony, everything had gone smoothly, your parents had loved each other, all of your friends were there and they all looked beautiful. Kuroko was Ryouta's best man, Aomine had been yours and hed behaved the entire wedding mostly because you promised to treat him to lunch whenever he wanted and didn't make him come to the reception(which he did) momoi was the flower girl. You swore to yourself to never forget the moment you saw your husband come through the doors, he had looked so beautiful in the white suit, so pretty that during the reception you asked ryouta's mom to send you a picture of her son in his suit, once you got it you immediately printed it out and stuck it in your wallet.

“So what are we going to do now y/ncchi?” ryouta had wormed his way in between you and the counter and was now resting back against your chest, you hum and he looks up at you with stars in his eyes and a big smile on his face

“I say we get a baby!”

#kise ryouta #kise x reader #kise ryota x reader #kise x male reader #kise ryouta x male reader #knb #kuroko no basquet #kurokos basketball

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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I’m 💀💀💀 I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead.

This man.

Him ^ that one up there ^

Yeah the one that wants you to call him sir while you fuck yourself on his dick.

The one that unties his shoelace and tells you to tie it in public when he gets jealous.

The one who will give you the best blowjob of your life then spit your own cum into your mouth and make you swallow it.

The one that will brutally fuck your face until your on the brink of vomiting only to pull you off and do it again.

Him? Yeah, the one that gives you scratches, bruises, hickeys, and makes you bleed.

The one who won’t stop fucking you until you’ve got tears streaming down your face and can’t breathe.

Oh, him. Yeah he’s kinda cute, I think I wanna kiss him.

#knb #kuroko no basquet #imayoshi x male reader #imayoshi shoichi

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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You know who needs a hug.

This guy

This pretty motherfucker right here ^

Shuichi saito.

He needs a big fucking hug and a break. Poor kid. I wanna kiss him on the forehead and let him sleep and eat, last time I saw him eat kiries dad pulled that dumb shit with my boys plate.

#uzumaki manga #uzumaki #junji ito #shuichi saito

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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Momoi satsuk can peg me any time anywhere

#momoi satsuki #knb

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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Lemme get back on my shit rq.

Do you know midorima shintaro?

This sexy beautiful piece of ass?

Imagine what he would look like riding you, he’ll have his hand over his mouth and the other hand holding your shoulder for support, if your laying down he’d have his hand on your chest

God his face🤤🤤🤤 I have a composure and corruption kink and shintaro is perfect for both of those, he’s so composed and up tight all of the time when you get him like this you just can’t help but go all out, fucking him as hard as you can and as fast as you can for as long as your body will let you, making it your life’s purpose to abuse the absolute fuck out of his prostate just to see that guarded tsundere mask fucking shatter.

Midorima is kinky as FUCK, he will never admit it though but with a lot of experimenting 😩 your gonna end up with a LOOONG list.

If your older than our tsundere-kun FLAUNT IT. Do everything and anything to remind him that your older, he’s got a thing for respect. Tease him, torture him, overstimulate him, make him beg. But as soon as he says something disrespectful get on him about it “geez shintaro, you should really learn to respect your elders. Your not using very good manners right now.”

Call him baby, lover, doll, sweetheart, angel, prince he’ll melt. Praise him and he’ll go stock still and red as a cherry, it gets him off so fast, he lives for your praise.

DUMBIFACATION. fuck him until he’s unable to form words then call him your dumb baby and he will cum so hard. He loves it, he’s always been smart but it’s hard to think when he’s around you, especially your cock.

Body/cock worship. Get on your knees and fucking WORSHIP every inch of this sweet boys body. He never got many compliments that weren’t about his intelligence, so tell him how much you love his face and his hips and his tummy and cock, kiss, lick, bite, and mark every inch he’ll let you. Tell your baby what he does to you, what effect he has on you, show him how much power he holds over you.

Breath play and choking. Mmmmmff🤤😩 this ones my favorite. He loves it when you wrap a hand around his throat, he loves the pressure when you squeeze, the burn when you finally let him breathe. Fuck him ruthlessly and don’t let him breathe until he’s seeing stars. He looks so pretty fucked out like that; jaw slack, his lips red and spit slick, saliva covered chin from sucking your cock, cheeks pink, his eyes rolled back him his head, glasses barely on his face, hair mused and sex messy, his hands would be grabbing the wrist that was choking him, his nipples hard and a pretty pink. The noises he’d make 🤤😩😩😩 he’d be whimpering and whining his pretty moans would be strangled.

Humiliate him. Fuck him silly then lean down and ask him how he thinks his teammates would feel about the position he was in soon before a practice game, ask him what he would tell takao when he asks why he’s limping. Pull out your phone and snap a picture of him sucking your cock and tell him that if someone asks what you did this weekend you’d show them the picture. Get him so riled up then leave him to jerk off but don’t let him live it down “aww poor baby couldn’t handle it huh? So horny you lost all self control. I bet if I hadn’t left you’d have jumped me there in front of all those people.”

I don’t really think this is a kink but he’s a sucker for lazy morning sex. Waking him up by kissing all over his shoulders and neck. Tell him good morning in your sleepy morning voice, if you speak any other language or English talk to him in that. He won’t understand but he lives for the way the syllables drip off your tongue, how slurred your Japanese sounds, tell him you love him and kiss him sweetly. Run your fingers through his hair and whisper to him how beautiful you think he is, take everything slow and gentle. When he gets it he’ll kiss you and turn over on his back, spend as much time as he needs to prep him maybe a little longer so you can kiss his pretty face. When you fuck him do it slow and deep, look him in the eyes and tell him how good he’s doing, talk to him about the future, if you want to take him on a date soon or if you wanna look into a college that’s close to where he got accepted. Tell him about dreams or daydreams you’ve had about any future with him, talk to him about sappy romantic domestic things and finally when you bring up marriage he’ll cum.

Please somebody let me love this boy 😮‍💨

#kurokos basketball #kuroko no basket #kuroko no basquet #knb #generation of miracles #gom #midorima #midorima shintaro #shin chan #midorima shintaro x male reader #midorima x male reader #midorima shintarou x reader #midorima x reader #midorima smut #midorima x amab reader #midorima x ftm reader

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I really wanna kiss Trevor

I wanna kiss trev too 💋🙁

#anon #gtav confessions #trevor philips #a little peck #on his cheek #or his lips #or his cock #father inso

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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Welcome 🙏

Hey, I’m insomniacinserts you can call me inso if you want. Im a male I use he/him xie/xim and ze/zim pronouns. both my sun and moon signs are Gemini, my rising is cancer. Imma shut in, I don’t really leave the house unless I need to. Im a huge horror fan, my top favorite movies are House Of 1000 Corpses, The Collector series, and the Wrong Turn series..

Writing rules.

I’ll write for practically anything. But if you ask for an afab reader I won’t explicitly use feminine pronouns and I most likely won’t go into too much detail.

I draw the line at writing for rape(though I might write for post rape comfort. I understand that sometimes people look to fannon works of there comfort characters to cope or help with that kind of stuff) I will not write for incest, if you want to know what nsfw I write for I have a kink list somewhere so if you want to request a kink but don’t know if I write for it or not check that. Anything that’s not on the kink list I most likely won’t write for it but if it’s not too bad like scat, vomit, or piss I’ll consider looking into it.

KINKS.

MASTERLIST. This is still in the works. Idk if I’ve written enough for one lol

IMAGINES RULES.

PAIRINGS RULES.

REQUEST LIST.

#WELCOME #inso

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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Pairings Rules.

This is a new thing I’m trying out.

Send in what show, anime, game etc you want to be paired with and a quick or long detailed or vague description of yourself or your personality. Hell if you have an oc you can fill it out for them instead.

I’m probably gonna do pairings for shows games movies and anime’s I’m currently watching or very into at the moment. Like I’m down to do

The Punisher

Daredevil

Avengers

Supernatural

The Walking Dead

Criminal Minds

All American

American Horror Story

Breaking Bad

Mr robot

Kurokos basketball

Blue Exorcist

Naruto

The disastrous life of saiki k

Avatar the last air bender

Haikyu

Gta5

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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Imagines Rules

There’s not many rules for imagines it kind of followed the same lines as basic requests just yk go in and be like “imagine …” and I’ll most likely add on to it.

#imagine

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I want Lester to pull his creepy shit and stalk me on cameras and stuff, I’ll know because I figured it out when I was over at his place, lest has some thing for cute twinks that like to shoot assholes in the back of the head and take there money. Anyway I want to set up a camera system through my house and ask Lester to make sure no one can hack into it but he’s going to because he made it “everyone but Lester proof” and I wanna put on a little show for him😉 I want him to be speechless and go back to record it so he’s got nut material and I’m left breathless on my bed with cum staining my sheets and tummy-🥸

You’ve been wanting to get that off your chest for a while, huh? Whooooeeee it’s getting hot in here 🥵

#gtav confessions #confession #father inso #Lester #gtaV Lester #🥸 anon #🥸

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Your doing confessions? I have a gta one -🥸

Shit your fast. Go ahead :)

#confession #father inso #🥸 anon #gtaV confessions

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Send in some gta5 or the punisher/daredevil or mr robot confessions. I want the dirtiest shit.

#christian slater #gta5 #gtaV #trevor philips #michael de santa #franklin clinton #the punisher #daredevil #matt murdock #frank castle #billy Russo #mr robot #elliot alderson

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insomniacinserts · 3 years

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I couldn’t not rb this,,, it’s so fuckin cute and definitely made my shitty week so much better. I’m gonna read this every time I feel like shit

peter parker x m!reader

request summary: peter parker x male reader where they make fun of each other a lot in their relationship to show affection + fluff at the end

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- being gen z, yours and peter’s sense of humour is pretty broken

- you’ve been dating for a while and have been friends for even longer, but the way you interact hasn’t changed much

- i mean, going from friends to boyfriends, especially as teenagers, can be awkward

- when you were friends you made fun of each other a lot (lightheartedly obviously)

- and when you confessed your feelings you just... kept being Like That

- some people can’t really figure out your relationship because sometimes you and peter hold hands or you kiss his hair or he sits on your lap

- but then you call him a little bitchboy

- or he flips you off

- “(y/n) can you help me with my art project pleassseee”

- “idk just be good at art.”

- “you’re so fuckign mean🥺”

- and you always make fun of his height (sometimes i like to hc our boy as a short king)

- “short stack”

- “pocket sized peter”

- or you’ll hold stuff really high up and he can’t reach it and you’re teasing him about it the whole time. he probably calls you an asshole and says you’re freakishly tall (even if ur not)

- but then you say if he kisses you he can have it back

- so ppl are like... what do they like each other or not ??

- half the time when he does anything nice for you or kisses you you’ll be like “that’s gay” or “what are u gay lol”

- you and peter tell each other everything

- one time you almost get a virus on your phone from watching porn so you freak out and tell peter 😭😭 and he’s like omg just close the tab

- and he still calls you virus boy

- and a horny freak

- (yes that is an irl anecdote from me and my bff 😟)

- peter: i’m gonna go to the bathroom

- (y/n): i hope u fall down the toilet like the rat from flushed away and drown in piss

- peter: thanks babe.

- when you’re around may and you’re making fun of each other she’s probably scared you’re in an argument

- like “peter don’t call your boyfriend an idiot for tripping over your backpack!”

- “it’s fine may,” you’ll say. “he’s just compensating and trying to manage his raging jealousy towards everything about me.”

- and peter’s like “you know what, next time you trip it won’t be an accident.”

- “ooh babe it’s so hot when you threaten me.”

- “stop!!”

- also this boy will send you a picture of a naked mole rat and say “made me think of u 😍”

- so you’ll send a disgusting spider back

- oh yeah, even tho peter is spider-man, he’s definitely scared of spiders

- so you make fun of him for betraying his own kin

- and whenever he asks you to kill a spider for him, you go on and on about it, and you’ll put the spider in a cup or container or something and chase him around with it (eventually u let it outside tho)

- peter brings you to the tower one day cause he wants to show you were he works

- and cause you wanted to hang out, but he needed to make some changes to his suit and check on some new web fluid he was testing out

- tony sees u guys and he’s thinking who is this random boy

- ur like “eh my house is actually bigger than this so”

- and “yeah who doesn’t have their own lab with dozens of superhero suits...”

- peter’s constantly rolling his eyes. “(y/n), let me show off!”

- he asks you to pass him a tool with a weird name and you’re like “uhh i definitely know what that is but i’m choosing not to hand it to you.”

- he has to tell you to sit still cause you won’t stop poking around. “what are u five? why do i have to babysit you”

- “don’t fantasize about me being a child you weirdo”

- he glares at you. “that’s not—ugh shut up.”

- “good come back, as always.”

- and tony’s observing from afar and he’s like why did peter invite this annoying boy who he clearly doesn’t like into the lab

- but then you come up from behind peter and hug him while resting your chin on his shoulder

- “sorry for being annoying,” you mumbled

- “don’t apologize for doing the only thing you’re good at”

- “peter!”

- peter laughed. “fine.” he set his tools down, turned around, and gave you a kiss.

- you smiled at him. “i don’t know why you like me.”

- “yeah, me neither.”

- and tony’s like oh. they’re just two weirdos in a relationship.

- but obviously you and peter care so much about each other

- and whenever he helps out with the avengers or has a risky night out on patrol you’re super worried about him

- and you make him swing to your house after patrol

- you leave your window open for him and you don’t care if he wakes you up because you’re so worried anyway

- he’ll crawl into bed with you, limp with exhaustion, and the dip of the mattress wakes you up

- you hug him and kiss his forehead

- “gotta get up peter. you have a cut on your cheek. gotta clean it.”

- he just yawns and lets you lead him to the bathroom.

- he sits on the toilet seat or the edge of the bathtub or even the ground if he’s really tired and you dab his cut with peroxide

- “you gotta be more careful. if you got brain damage, you’d be even worse at mario kart, and at that point i’d just feel bad about beating you all the time.”

- “you could let me win once in a while”

- “nope. you beat me at number of late slips and detentions this year, though, so there’s that.”

- “yay.”

- you finish cleaning the cut and pat his cheek. “seriously, peter. be careful. i kinda sorta love you. you dork.”

- “i love you too.”

- he changes into some of your clothes and cuddles in beside you under the covers

- even tho a lot of your relationship is banter and jokes, peter knows he can tell you anything and you'll be there for him whenever he needs it

- you’d shown him time and time again, during your friendship and relationship

- and if he’s ever sad and asks you to be serious for a second you’ll drop the jokes immediately and ask what’s wrong

- because come on when peter’s crying or sad its impossible not to do what he asks

- (anyway y’all are gay asf and both secretly think the other is the cutest thing in the world gn the end)

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HOLY FUCK OK. Imagine, asking midorima to fuck your throat and to be as rough as he wants… THIS MAN WOULD BLUSH SO HARD his face all the way down to his nipples and his ears would be tomato red and he’d stutter like “a-are are you s-sure?”

Cute boy wouldn’t wanna hurt you at first but when he gets going 🤤🤤🤤🤤 he’d be so rough. Only using your warm wet mouth for his pleasure… fuuuck he’d grab the hair on top of your head and hold you in place so he could fuck your mouth.

I feel like if he’s standing he might brace one hand on the back of your neck and have the other tangled painfully in your hair.

Dear god the noises he would make 🤤🤤🤤 he’d moan and whimper. Fuck he’d be so loud cause your swallowing and gagging around his cock. Bonus points if your moaning then he’d be a whimpering mess.

When he cums he’d push your head all the way down on his cock and force you to swallow it. If you came with him he wouldn’t worry about helping you along but if you were good and didn’t touch yourself he’d let you get off in front of him,,😩😩😩 please he’d sit back his hair would be mused and messy his pupils blown wide his lips all pink and swollen his nipples would be hard and he’d still be blushing but it’s gone down to a light pink on his cheeks and ears. He’d sit back and watch you through the haze of his orgasm and tuck his cock away.

Once you came though his cock would twitch and swell the tiniest bit, he’ll always get aroused when you orgasm it’s his favorite part of sex, sometimes he’ll work hard so he gets to see you cum first.

Aftercare with him would be godly, he’d be so gentle, he knows exactly what you need and when, once you’ve cum he’d be right next to you with warm salt water to gargle and a mint to soothe your soon to be sore throat maybe a cough drop if he thinks he hurt you bad enough. He’d insist that you two would shower together and once your both in there he’d massage your tender scalp and scrub you down before getting out.

Once your both clean and dried off he’d get into his pajamas and make you wait to get into yours so he can give you a massage with baby lotion.

Once your taken care of please please make sure you tell him how good it was. He needs aftercare too, if you let him be he’s gonna regret it and get all sad and over think. Tell him how good he was and if you wanna do it again. Compliment him, cuddle him give him kisses, he loves it when you pepper kisses all over him. Tell him how much you love him.

If he does get sad and stuff you’d be able to tell, just wrap him up and hold him to your chest tell him the things you like about him and the things you think are cute. Just talk to him until he falls asleep.

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