TW KN/VES

Kohaku: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Gatekeeper: I think you mean cards. Madara: He did not. Kohaku, pulling out knives: I did not.

Ibara: I hope you have an explanation for this. Hinata: We have three actually- Yuta: Pick your favorite.

Gatekeeper: N... No! Ibara: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

this works for madara too

Kanata: I desire moisture. Tetora: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

Leo, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Sena, the love of my life, for telling me Yuu-kun was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

Rinne, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm.. I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are... Niki: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING

Rinne: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? Hiiro: Okay. *later* Anzu: Hiiro! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. Rinne, whispering: Deny everything. Hiiro, loudly: That isn't a chair.

Adonis: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Arashi, blushing: Okay. Koga: It's fucking summer.

Tatsumi, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. HiMERU: You're kinda ugly.

i wanted to do rinne and niki since nike works at that place but htis sounded better

Kanata: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Kanata, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

Mika: I can't imagine what Oshi-san is planning. But I can tell you two things, we won't like it and it won't be legal.

Eichi: We have fun, don’t we, Keito? Keito: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

HiMERU: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Hiyori to Eichi: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

i need to start following people help i have no contact at all on tumblr

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im alive holy crap

Rei: You love me, right, Kaoru? Kaoru: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.