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Laura: Parents, excuse my potty mouth: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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James: I can't express how much I hate fucking bees.
Angela: Then stop fucking bees? It's a simple solution.
James: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
Eddie: Not after Bee Movie, we don't.
#source: tumblr#james sunderland#Angela Orosco#eddie dombrowski#incorrect silent hill quotes#silent hill 2
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Alex: I've connected the dots.
Travis: You didn't connect shit.
Alex: I've connected them.
#source: buzzfeed unsolved#alex shepherd#travis grady#incorrect silent hill quotes#silent hill homecoming
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James: Now tell me one more time... why is it bad to kill a person?
Eddie: *dejected* Because you can go to jail...
James: AND it's morally wrong to kill a person.
Eddie: That too, I guess...
James: "ThAt ToO, i GuEsS"?! What's wrong with you?!
Laura, from the shadows: James, you hypocrite.
#source: incorrectocquotations#james sunderland#eddie dombrowski#laura (silent hill 2)#incorrect silent hill quotes#silent hill 2
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Henry: This isn’t the weirdest thing to happen to me today.
Cynthia: Well, the day just started.
#source: i forgot i'm so fucking sorry#Henry Townshend#cynthia velasquez#incorrect silent hill quotes#silent hill 4
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Wait, is James Sunderland even dead? Scholars remain divided.
The fandom trying to figure out which ending to SH2 was canon
#i'm in this photo and i don't like it#source: i forget i'm so fucking sorry#james sunderland#incorrect silent hill quotes#silent hill 2#LOOK I KNOW IN WATER IS IMPLIED TO BE CANON BUT IT IS... IMPLIED#I M P L I E D I TELL YOU
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James: There’s a spare key and a master key. Maria has them both.
James: When I asked, “what if you die, Maria? How will we get inside?” she said “if I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks”.
#source: the office#ok this show is really fucking funny#so expect quite a few quotes#james sunderland#maria (silent hill)#incorrect silent hill quotes#silent hill 2
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Teacher: Your daughter said a swear word in class.
Harry: I’ll talk to her about it.
Harry, to Heather: What the fuck, dude.
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Walter: I have an idea!
Henry: Walter, your last idea was murder.
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Henry: Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
Eileen: It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
#source: texts from last night#Henry Townshend#eileen galvin#incorrect silent hill quotes#silent hill 4
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I just wanna say from the bottom of my heart: My bad.
Eddie
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Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19.
Heather
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*Harry, Cybil, and Lisa have been captured*
Harry: *laying on the floor playing with dolls* So if I stand here and Cybil stands here, and Lisa stands here ever so slightly to the left of me, and Cybil steps on this and Lisa throws that at the window...
Cybil: Harry, it's 3 in the morning. What are you doing?
Harry: I was planning our daring escape, of course! you wouldn't happen to know where I can get 27 feet of rope, would you?
Cybil: ...You haven't slept at all tonight, have you?
Harry: Not a bit.
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I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Travis
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Hi, I'm Alex Shepherd and welcome to jackass.
Alex
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Angela: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Maria: Rude.
Eddie: That's fair.
Laura: Not again.
James: Are you going to want this back?
#dhehgdfndfg#source: tumblr#incorrect silent hill quotes#Angela Orosco#maria#Eddie Dombrowski#laura#james sunderland#silent hill 2
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I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk. My two true passions.
Murphy
#source: parks and rec#Murphy Pendleton#Silent Hill: Downpour#incorrect silent hill quotes#murphy just gives me ron swanson vibes and i'm not entirely sure why
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