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Inccorect She-ra quotations
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Glimmer:
Okay, first I'd like to introduce our new princess, Mermista, and I'd like to thank Mermista for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but much appreciated.
Adora:
Why'd you give her two dollars?
Mermista:
I thought she was homeless.
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Entrapta : Here you are Skip – nice hot cup of coffee.
Hordek: (sighs and slurps) Oh, it’s cold.
Entrapta: Nice cup of coffee.
Hordek : It’s horrible!
Entrapta : Cup of coffee.
Hordek : I’m not even sure it is coffee.
Entrapta : Cup.
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Catra : I am not out of control! I am a law abiding citizen!
Bow: Really? Name one law!
Catra: [pauses] ...don’t kill people?
Bow: That’s on me. I set the bar too low.
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Bow: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Perfuma, code name: Been There, Done That. Glimmer is Currently Doing That. She-Ra is It Happened Once in a Dream; Swift Wind, code name: If I Had To Pick a Dude. Catra is... Eagle Two.
Catra: Oh thank God.
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Scorpia: Did you know that Go-gurt is just yogurt?
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Glimmer: You killed my father.
Shadow Weaver: You’re going to have to be a little more specific. I’ve killed a lot of fathers.
Glimmer:
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Adora: Do you think I’m ugly?
Catra: Who told you that I think you’re ugly?
Adora: So you don’t think so?
Catra: I think so.
Catra: I just wanna know who told you.
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Said to Adora
Queen Angella: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Glimmer: Would you like to stay forever?!
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Shadow Weaver: You’re vile, you’re fowl, you’re flawed!
Catra: Also Cute and FLUFFY!!
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Catra: My first girlfriend became She-ra.
Scorpia: That’s rough buddy.
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Shadow Weaver: “Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That’s how you got Adora.”
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Scorpia: I've Only Had Catra for a Day and a Half but if Anything Happened to Her I Would Kill Everyone in This Room and Then Myself
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Entrapta: This is the Captain. There's a little problem with our entry sequence so we may experience slight turbulence and then explode.
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Adora: How did you find me?
Shadow Weaver: Oh, it was easy really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal, and followed that.
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Catra: You dirty bitch. Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
Shadow Weaver :They’re MARIGOLDS!
Scorpia: God god I think she’s right. They are Marigolds.
Catra: I may not know flowers but I know a BITCH when I see one!
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Queen Angella : Do you hear music?
Mermista: That's not music. That's a shanty.
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