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incorrectotaku · 2 months

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all the love and deepspace creators here are doing god's work cuz it's the only thing keeping me from spending all my life savings from boredom while waiting for more content

- my love letter to you all, may you be abundant with all the 5 star memories you desire 🫶🏼

side note: you all are working HARD cuz lnd just came out and there are best selling novels out here. again my love letter to the community for feeding me ✨

#love and deepspace #lnd #otome game #otome #my wallet is crying #lad

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incorrectotaku · 2 years

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side note has anyone seen The Night Beyond the Tricornered Window? or sankaku mado no sotogawa wa yoru?

CUZ OMG.

truly. cannot watch any exorcist/exorcism movies normally anymore lmao. how can i when i get gems like this?

HAVE WHAT? huh? wanna elaborate bestie?

look at this. so romance. much tension.

THIS. THIs SCENE. 10 MIN IN AND MIKADO IS LOOKIN LIKE THIS.

AND THE MANGA AINT LETTING ME LIVE EITHER.

PEEP THIS SCENE. i just. let me live pls. (´ω`)

anyways.

thx for reading 🫶🏻

#GO WATCH PLS #apparently? gege akutami mentioned this manga before?#unconfirmed since idk how to research #the night beyond the tricornered window #sankaku mado no sotogawa wa yoru #mikado #hiyakawa rihito #anime #anime life #anime moments #bl manga #manga

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incorrectotaku · 2 years

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me rewatching this for the xth time realizing its a whole show about this one man collecting demon bfs in like two diff lifetimes

#im just on ep 1 so lets see if i my memory is accurate #makai ouji #anime #anime life #anime moments

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incorrectotaku · 4 years

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this is ✨p e r f e c t i o n✨

i haven't stopped laughing. and i wish i had the motivation to write out the scenerio i imagined for this hc ╭ (oㅇ‿ o#)ᕗ

Neji:I had a lot of standards.

Neji:And yet somehow,this idiot-

(Gestures to Y/N)

Neji: -managed to drop-kick them out a window and take their place.

———————-

He loves one dumbass

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incorrectotaku · 4 years

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Naruto Imagines ✨

imagine you, a gen z (numb to all suprises in life), transmigrated into the universe of Naruto and somehow your phone makes it too. so now you dub it as your familiar. you do the whole summoning jutsu process and pull it out of your pocket. it has two usages. Stun and entertain.

Stun: either blind them with your flashlight, throw it at them, or show them the pics you saved of them from the years of simping.

Entertain: it plays music. and sometimes the games work. no wifi tho.

i'm sorry. my brain is stuck at 2am crackhead mode ;-;

#hopefully this made you smile #naruto #naruto imagines #anime life #anime moments #anime #reader #reader-insert #naruto headcanons #otakulife #otaku moments #transmigration #naruto crack #anime imagines #imagines

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incorrectotaku · 4 years

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Retribution.

Summary: In which you, the reader, landed in thirsttok and is discovered by him. He, as in whichever man you are currently simping for.

Author’s Note: idk how I ended up seeing that man grinding the air’s life away. But it made me want to apologize to all my ancestors for being the current manifestation of the bloodline. I have disappointed them all. But, I might as well go further and write a fic lol. This is absolute trash, written with the pure intent to put a smile on someone’s face. Also idk how to write about the actual process of doing the deed so I left it to your imagination.

Also warning, this has not been proofread cuz i don’t want to die of cringe a second time. so. proceed with caution.

Also tell me who the “he” is!!! hehe

Thanks for reading ❤️

The gasp left your lips before your hands could muffle the sound. A small gurgle of shock— no excitement —followed. Hidden beneath your trembling fingers was a crazed smile that fought to break out. As much as you wanted to squeal out the bubbling feeling in your chest, you had to squash it. You had to. Or else you would be exposed.

You were wasting the day away with the mind numbing entertainment of tiktok videos before landing on the gem that caused all your tingling anguish. In all its alluring glory, a man with platinum blonde hair rolled his hips with the same lust as the music that blared in your headphones. You couldn’t help it. Watching with the comment section pulled up to save some inkling of innocence. Yet, you knew deep down that your name was long crossed out from the invite list to heaven.

As the dilemma of a hell fated demise complimented the rolling of the man’s hips, another issue reared its cruel face in the form of a masculine hand that swooped from above to snatch away your phone. It was so quick you had no chance to hide the evidence. It was as if god reached down from above to finally give you the punishment that you acquired through the years of existence. However, the notion was quickly wiped away as a delusional dream as you stared up at the face that was grinning with arrows of fire shooting out of his eyes.

‘Ooo.’ You thought sarcastically. This was the end.

“I-“ But you were cut off by the smile growing maniacally wider as the he watched the video loop over and over again.

“So. This is what you watch in your free time?” His voice traced down your spine menacingly, as if it was a declaration of your imminent doom. You flipped around to sit properly on the couch, now serving as your seat of judgement, with your cheeks warming from dread, fear, and a dash of mortification. The words that continued from him trailed away as your inner monologue of despair began. You reached the point of internally screaming to the gods when you were jerked out of your lamentations forcibly. Your eyes focused on the handsome face you called your boyfriend, finally allowing acceptance to displace the fear as you saw the burning pits of fire in those beautiful eyes.

“Hmm… so you also like to ignore me too?” Then his smile was replaced with a mock pout. “Maybe I’m not fulfilling my duties as your boyfriend properly. I’m sorry b a b e, let me redeem myself. ‘Kay?”

That high-pitched “‘Kay?” was the final nail to your metaphorical coffin as your phone was thrown so far it landed back at its maker’s backyard. You were picked up like a sack of rice, flipped and swung over his shoulders with such ease you wondered if you needed to continue your workouts.

“My lord?” You said with a weak chuckle.

“Yes?”

“What shall be my punishment?” You wondered, eyes watching the couch growing further away.

When you heard that chuckle, your stomach fluttered. You just weren’t sure if it was from endearment or the lunch you had making its mark on your stomach lining.

“What do you mean punishment? I’m only trying to fix my errors and give you what you desire.”

“And what do I desire?” You were almost fearful to ask, as you knew exactly what this was leading to.

If you could see the dark grin on his face, you would have began writing your last will and testament. The day was long, but the night was longer.

—

“Please.” You cried, eyes so unfocused you saw waves instead of his face. It had been hours of him “doing his duty” and “learning from that tiktok video you were drooling at”. If you thought that man’s hips rolled like the hills, the man above you now was setting a whole new standard, and you were the model for his success as your cries rung out through the day—into night.

“Hmm?” His voice full of mirth and satisfaction. “Is it not enough, my love?” His words punctuated with another drawn out roll of his hips, coaxing out a trembling whimper from your lips. The hands that gripped limply at his shoulders fell to your mouth, attempting to muffle the slew of groans from escaping you.

“Nuh uh.” His hands securing your arms by your side, safely away from your mouth. “If my job is to make you feel good, then your job is to charm me with your beautiful cries.”

And with that statement, the night continued along, seemingly never-ending.

—

His hands rubbed soothing circles at the base of your spine, a satisfied smile keeping him from seeming even remotely apologetic at rendering you a soulless shell. You felt your life wisp away with every breathless pant, internally swearing away all technology to live a life of an ascetic monk.

“And they say jealous girls are scary.” You mumbled. “They haven’t met you.”

He laughed, his fingers gently massaging up and down your spine. “What do you mean? I was just trying to satisfy my girlfriend.”

“I’m dead. My will is that I leave all to Spoofles and you only get nothing.”

He laughed even harder, the vibrations traveling down to his hands. It shook your next words. “Stop laughing!” You huffed. “I’m very mad right now.” You found the strength to kick at the hands rubbing the soreness away. “No touching for an indefinite amount of time.”

“Please have mercy.” He chuckled, placing a kiss at your cheeks with every word. “I will simply die if I can’t touch you.”

“Then go die.”

“How about we call it even?”

You made a disgusted face. “You scammer! They’re not even remotely the same!”

“How about I deliver you boba for a week?”

You hummed. “Okay now you’re talking my speed… but.. two weeks.” You displayed to fingers, to which he pushed one down. “One and I do the chores for that week.”

“Okay fine.”

“So can I touch you?”

“Permission granted.”

“AAHH WTF!”

When permission is given to a man sick with love, it always leads to the grievances of the receiver.

Best wishes reader.

#sorry to all actual writers #i am a shame #reader #reader-insert #anime #imagines #anime imagines #self insert #fanfiction #fanfic #drabble #anime life #otaku moments #idk what else to put #i can't tag writing cuz this ain't it

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incorrectotaku · 4 years

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omfg huaisang sticking his head out with his

what-type-of-shit-did-wwx-get-into-again meter

huaisang sliding in to save the day

poor bby deserves better

although a ton of other ppl do too

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs #魔道祖师 #the founder of diabolism #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #anime #anime moments #anime life #nie huisang #wei ying #wei wuxian

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incorrectotaku · 5 years

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WOOWW

has anyone watched Given????? i'm only on ep 1 and i ??? think??? my heart is ??? in love???

its amazing. and lowkey just want to fangirl with people

#anime life #anime #anime moments #given #bl manga #bl #yaoi manga #yaoi #yaoi anime #shounen ai

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incorrectotaku · 5 years

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can we take a moment to appreciate these two

lan zhan the cool tsundere

and lan huan the cute lil bean

(i cry already for him. fuck u wen ppl 😭)

these two jades will be the reason why i am single

not because i'm ugly and have trust issues

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incorrectotaku · 5 years

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i aspire to have love like this. but for now i'll just rewatch yoi *^*

they’re so happy and in love (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

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incorrectotaku · 5 years

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fml

i hate it when you think a guy likes you but then turns out they don't and then there's this giant heartbreak.

AND i freakin told myself to not get carried away, but now look at me. i've been carried away ಥ◡ಥ

#sad life #why am i even adding tags to this lol #heartbreak #i hate myself #this is so sad

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incorrectotaku · 5 years

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first of all, wwx has a heart of gold saving that bunny

second of all, jiang cheng actually shielding wwx from being suspected as a heretic

then jiang cheng who was so worried, so angry at wwx for dabbling in something that can ruin him. to me, i believe he was worried purely for wwx’s life more than anything else at that moment

then. then, wwx making that sad sad apologetic face. oof.

watching this makes me sad because i know how far these two were pushed to get to the point where one wants the other dead and the other became the enemy of mankind.

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incorrectotaku · 5 years

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lets all give lan huan credit for understanding lan zhan so well

ps. he wants that loquat. he want wwx

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incorrectotaku · 5 years

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Hi, how are you, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?

He's beautiful beyond words.

He's thirsty af for Wei Wuxian.

The Closet Perv Inc.

The one and only Lan Wangji

#lord and savior #oops probably ruined that tag #well we all need some Lan Zhan in our lives #i come in peace #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #魔道祖师 #the founder of diabolism #founder of diabolism #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #anime moments #anime #anime life #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan sect #wei wuxian #wei ying

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incorrectotaku · 6 years

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that weibo user is the incarnation of lan qiren

also that list is what nightmares are made of

So, I heard you’ve been wondering what are the 3000 rules of Gusu Lan Sect?

See that wall? It’s the Lan Sect’s Wall of Discipline that appeared for 2 seconds in MDZS Episode 2. Some very diligent soul on Weibo actually went to read the texts carved on that Wall. Probably with a magnifying glass. No joke. Like, seriously, no joke.

Here goes all the rules that she managed to read out - translated hopefully not horrendously by Tumblr user my-otp-list.

“Do not kill within Cloud Recesses

Do not fight without permission

Do not commit acts of promiscuity

Do not go out at night

Do not make noise

Do not walk too fast

Do not laugh for no reason

Do not sit with a disgraceful pose

Do not eat more than 3 bowls (Translator’s note: LOL)

Be a filial child

Organise work properly

Diligence is the root

Morality is the priority

Harmony is the value

Learning comes first

Do not take your own words lightly

Do not act impulsively

Do not give up on learning

Make sure to act virtuously

Do not forget the grace of the forefathers

Be careful with your words

Be respectful and humble

Be loyal and filial

Be amicable and united

Be of one mind

Train your body and your mind

Stop the bad habits

Be strict with yourself

Be easy on others

Do not hold grudges

Love and respect yourself

Maintain your own discipline

If others win over you, do not envy

If other lose to you, do not look down

Do not be wasteful

Do not create damages

Love all beings

Honour good people

Steer away from bad men

Respect the filial ones

Destroy the five poisons*

Nurture aspirations

Uphold the value of justice

Shoulder the weight of morality

Embrace the entirety of the world

Perform acts of chivalry

Have courage and knowledge

Have courtesy and integrity

Have affection and gratefulness

Have wins and losses

Be fair, and they will follow you

Be trustworthy, and they will believe you

Be mighty, and they will die for you

Take the straight path

Reject the crooked road

Earn trust

Believe sincerely

Have a strong will and anything can be achieved

Win friendships with kindness

See friends as neighbours

Be just

Be generous

Be ethical

Be grateful

Be loyal

Appreciate the good people

Wake up at 8am

Do not be picky about food

Have a proper posture

Do not be overly happy

Do not be overly sad

Do not be over-the-top

Do not use bad words to hurt others

Do not spread empty lines

Do not break promises

Do not form cliques

Do not speak ill of others

Do not live extravagantly

Do not build wealth by using others, for this wealth won’t last

Help the underprivileged

Do not argue with your family, for it doesn’t matter who wins

Speak meagerly, for too many words only bring harm”

So, does anyone here think they qualify to be a Gusu Lan Sect disciple? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

All ‘squinting and staring’ credit goes to Weibo user 啧昵称什么好烦_yooooo.

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*The Five Poisons in ancient Chinese belief: Referring to the five poisonous animals that commonly appear in early summer, namely snake - scorpion - centipede - toad - spider.

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incorrectotaku · 6 years

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the duaLity of this man 🤌🏼

demon path here i come bby

#shot through lwj's heart #wwx is ACTUALLY too cute #like FO REALZIEZ #mdzs manhua #mdzs2018 #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #魔道祖师 #the founder of diabolism #founder of diabolism #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #anime moments #anime #anime life #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji

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incorrectotaku · 6 years

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does anyone else think he looks like a tsundere uke?

or am i crazy?

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