Hey everyone! So I know I’ve been inactive for awhile, I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m not done with this blog, I do plan on returning to it. Things in my personal life have been not great; I lost my job, got really sick from COVID (my lungs still haven’t fully recovered even months later), and my little brother was diagnosed with cancer, all in rapid succession. I’m not going to attempt to resume activity on here while all this is going on, but I’ll be back when things clear up. I hope everyone is staying safe and healthy!

Fubuki: I feel like I’ve died and gone to heaven.

Genos: I have that that dream too, but you go in the other direction.

Saitama: [putting honey in his tea] hell yeah get in that leaf juice, you sexy sexy bee sauce

King: ...Do you take constructive criticism?

Saitama: I absolutely fucking don’t.

Hey guys, sorry I haven’t been posting as regularly lately, I’ve been super busy with work. I promise I’ll pick back up this week!

Garou: I helped you when you got your foot stuck in the toilet!

Metal Bat: No you didn’t! You just laughed and took pictures

Saitama: I can’t be around sad people, it makes me sad.

Puri Puri Prisoner: I’m the same way with horny people.

Saitama, disgusted: okay

Bang: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Garou: Okay, but in my defense, Charanko bet me $50 that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Bang: That’s not what I wanted to-

Bang: you drank shampoo??

Fubuki: Everyone know what they’re doing?

Saitama: In general or the plan?

Fubuki: The plan, Saitama.

Saitama: [sigh of relief]

King: that is a nice ass shirt

Saitama: Thank you, but to be honest, it’s called “pants” and not an “ass shirt.”

King: can somebody with bangs tell me which planet is making me sad please

Saitama: im bald but the answer is earth

Genos: Sensei, I need advice.

Saitama, eating raw cookie dough for breakfast: you came to the right place

Saitama: If you took a shot for every bad decision you made, how drunk would you be?

Genos: Maybe a bit tipsy.

King: Drunk.

Metal Bat: Wasted.

Garou: Dead.

Saitama: If I run and leap at Genos, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Saitama, sprinting forward: Coming in!!!

Genos: NO, I’M HOLDING COFFEE-

Genos: [drops coffee to catch Saitama]

Garou: I’m a wanted man.

Bang: That’s impossible, you weren’t even a wanted child.

King, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Saitama, covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

Bang: Hey Garou, look at me.

Bang: [dabs]

Garou: WHA-

Bang: No one will ever believe you if you tell them I did that.

Garou: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Genos: You’re a hazard to society.

Metal Bat: And a coward, do 20.