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Kanamori: I'm a teenager. I don't want dinosaur nuggets.
Asakusa and Mizusaki, making their dinosaur nuggets fight across the table: Rawr rawr rawr rawr!
#keep your hands off eizouken!#incorrect eizouken#sayaka kanamori#midori asakusa#tsubame mizusaki#source: tumblr
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Mizusaki: So... we have good news and bad news.
Kanamori: Bad news first.
Mizusaki: The fire we started in the front yard is out of control.
Kanamori: The WHAT-
Asakusa, holding up a perfectly toasted Pop Tart: Wow, you don't even want to hear the good news?
#keep your hands off eizouken!#incorrect eizouken#tsubame mizusaki#sayaka kanamori#midori asakusa#source: tumblr
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(The gang got arrested for some reason)
Asakusa: What about my Miranda rights! You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Kanamori: Asakusa! You do have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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Asakusa: *looking at a drawing Mizusaki made* She captured Kanamori, alright!
Kanamori: Oh, let me see.
(Kanamori in the drawing has her hands on her hips and looks angry)
Kanamori, making the exact same face and pose: That doesn't look a thing like me!
#keep your hands off eizouken!#incorrect eizouken#midori asakusa#sayaka kanamori#source: piglet's big movie
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Might fuck around and break into Area 51.
Asakusa and Mizusaki
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Congratulations, you've invented a whole new kind of stupid. A "damage you can never undo" kind of stupid. An "open all the cages in the zoo" kind of stupid. "Truly you didn't think this through" kind of stupid.
Kanamori
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No retractable claws, no opposable toes, no prehensile tail, no compound eyes, no fangs, no wings... *sigh*
Asakusa or Mizusaki, probably
#keep your hands off eizouken!#incorrect eizouken#midori asakusa#tsubame mizusaki#source: calvin and hobbes
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Mizusaki: Thanks for dinner.
Asakusa: I thought you paid.
Mizusaki:
Mizusaki: I guess we won't be going back there again.
#keep your hands off eizouken!#incorrect eizouken#tsubame mizusaki#midori asakusa#source: tumblr i think
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I am cute, yes, but also a weird little creature.
Asakusa
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Asakusa: If someone wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?
Kanamori: Ugh. Not this again.
Mizusaki: Hold on... she has a point.
#keep your hands off eizouken!#incorrect eizouken#midori asakusa#sayaka kanamori#tsubame mizusaki#source: tumblr
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Kanamori: ... What are you two doing?!
Asakusa: Giving you a hug!
Kanamori: ...
Mizusaki: Just give into it. Come on, you can do it.
Asakusa: Unclench the fists, Kanamori. Unclench the fists. Yeah, there you go.
#keep your hands off eizouken!#incorrect eizouken#sayaka kanamori#midori asakusa#tsubame mizusaki#source: gilmore girls
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Asakusa: What are you listening to?
Asakusa: *grabs earbud*
Kanamori: No wai-
Asakusa:
Kanamori:
Audiobook: It was at this time that Christopher Robin told his friends that the honey had run out. "Oh bother! Exclaimed Pooh.
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*texting when they're older teenagers or adults*
Mizusaki: Hey Asakusa...
Asakusa: Hey :)
Mizusaki: My parents are out of town.......
Asakusa: Yeah.......... ;)
Mizusaki: Wanna come over and watch Disney movies and have a Nerf gun war? :3
Asakusa: This is why I love you ill be over in 5 with snacks :3
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Got caught giving a fuck. Embarrassing.
Kanamori
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Kanamori: I'm afraid they're going to ask me for advice on how to dispose of a dead body.
Kanamori: I mean, sodium hydroxide in a plastic bin. Google it. But leave me out of it.
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*If Kanamori was a doctor*
Kanamori: Hi, how are you?
Patient: I'm well, thanks.
Kanamori: Get out then.
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Kanamori: I'd sell my soul for some bottled milk!
*Mizusaki, holding a pitchfork and sporting horns, a red high-collared cape, goat legs and a pointed tail, appears in a burst of fire and brimstone*
Devil!Mizusaki: Well... that can be arranged.
Kanamori: Wha- Mizusaki!? You're the Devil?!??!
Devil!Mizusaki: *chuckles* It's always the ones you least suspect!
#keep your hands off eizouken!#incorrect eizouken#sayaka kanamori#tsubame mizusaki#source: the simpsons
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