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simple-dark-eyes · 8 months
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*Cater scrolling through social media during a pop music club meeting and sees a post that catches his eye and shows lilia*
Cater: Look! Malleus is treading all over Magicam!*shows Lilia the aticle and picture* "Heir To Briar Valley Caught Making Out With Unknown Night Raven student (Yuu)." Malleus' and Yuu's relationship just got exposed...
Lilia: Sometimes, that's how it goes.
Kalim: Sebek's gonna find out any minute...
*insert very loud incoherent screaming here that can be heard throughout the whole school here*
Lilia: ... I'm sure he already knows.
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Mary, running into the Great Hall, holding the newspaper: Look! James is in the paper.
Marlene, reading outloud:the Heir to The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, Regulus Black, and the Heir to the Potter Family James Potter were spotted last week together, holding hand, while on the walk on Diagon Alley.
Everyone:
Peter: James and Reg's relationship just got exposed.
Lily: Sometimes, that's how it goes.
Mary: Sirius is gonna find out any minute...
Sounds of loud screaming, glass breaking and chairs falling start coming from the above
Remus:
Peter:
Mary:
Marlene:
Lily:
Remus: I'm sure he already knows.
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Raph: You have invented a new kind of stupid.
Leo: A “damage you can never undo” kind of stupid.
April: An “open all the cages in the zoo” kind of stupid.
Donnie: “Truly you didn't think this through” kind of stupid.
Casey: ...I get it, I fucked up.
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Chuuya: Dazai just left the Port Mafia.
Kouyou: Sometimes that's how it goes.
Chuuya: The Boss is gonna find out any minute.
Mori: screams
Kouyou: I'm sure he already knows.
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Eridan: oceans rise
Eridan: empires fall
Eridan: wwe havve seen each other through it all
Eridan: and wwhen push comes to shovve
Eridan: i wwill send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my lovve
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melsimps · 9 months
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Spiders: Here comes the president-!
Jess: Miguel O'Hara-!
Miguel: you are outgunned.
Gabriel, jumping up behind everyone: wHAT?!
Miguel: ...outmanned.
Gabriel: WHAT?!
Miguel: Outnumbered, outplanned.
Gabriel: pay your shocking taxes!!!
Miguel: put your guns down on my command-!
Gabriel: Hand 'em over-!
Miguel: ...this is Gabriel, my right hand man...
Gabriel: Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck!
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lesbocrocker · 1 year
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All: HERE COMES THE CONSUL!
All: LIGHTWOOD!
Alec: You are outgunned!
Jace: WHAT
Alec: Outmanned!
Jace: WHAT
Alec: Outnumbered, outplanned!
Jace: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES
Alec: Put your weapons down on my command!
Jace: HAND EM’ OVER
Alec: This is Herondale, my right hand man.
Jace: PWO PWO PWO PWO
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Superman to Batman: Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? Soon that attitude may be your doom.
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cyber-streak-2 · 9 months
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Krok, while in the middle of lecturing Misfire: ...You have invented a new kind of stupid.
Fulcrum: A “damage you can never undo” kind of stupid.
Spinister: An “open all the cages in the zoo” kind of stupid.
Crankcase: “Truly didn’t think this through” kind of stupid.
Misfire: ...
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theamityelf · 1 year
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In which Strabo Plinth has to visit District 12 for some business reason.
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spiltinksky · 1 year
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Mingyu: Seungcheol, tell this man that Jisoo spends the winter with his family.
Jeonghan, working on another toy car: Seungcheol, tell this idiot that Jisoo doesn’t have a real job anyway.
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Xan: Eldoth, you disgust me.
Eldoth: Ah, so you've discussed me.
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Mikey: April, tell this man Casey spends the summer with his family.
Donnie: April, tell my brother that Casey doesn’t have a real job anyway.
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starlightshadowsworld · 2 months
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Posideon: watching over baby Percy Dear Percy Jackson, what's to say to you. You have my eyes, you have your mother's name. When you came into this world you cried, and it broke my heart.
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incorrecteizouken · 21 days
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Congratulations, you've invented a whole new kind of stupid. A "damage you can never undo" kind of stupid. An "open all the cages in the zoo" kind of stupid. "Truly you didn't think this through" kind of stupid.
Kanamori
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Villainous Musical Headcanon: Dr. Flug and GoldHeart You're Obedient Servant
I kinda imagine Flug and GoldHeart singing this.
Source: You're Obedient Servant (Hamilton The Musical)
Note: Song belongs to Hamilton The Musical, the only edit made is to clip parts of the song that fit the headcanon.
(After an intense battle with the Villainous Gang vs the Golden Rule, Flug and GoldHeart meet at the dark of the night in under a rows of dim street lamps.)
Flug: Dear GoldHeart,
I am slow to anger
But I toe the line
As I reckon with the effects
Of your life on mine
I look back on where I failed
And in every place I checked
The only common thread has been your disrespect
Now you call me "amoral"
A "dangerous disgrace"
If you've got something to say, name a time and place, face-to-face
Flug: I have the honor to be (twirl) your obedient servant (mocking bow)
Flug: K dot Flug (fake sweet smile)
GoldHeart, mocking: Mr. Vice President
I am not the reason no one trusts you
No one knows what you believe
I will not equivocate on my opinion
I have always worn it on my sleeve
Even if I said what you think I said
You would need to cite a more specific grievance.
GoldHeart, smirks: Here's an itemized list of several years of disagreements (tosses a bunch of papers over Flug)
Flug: Sweet Mother of Science…
GoldHeart, angry: Hey! (pokes Flug on the chest) I have not been shy
I am just a guy in the public eye
Tryna do my best for our republic, I don't wanna fight
But I won't apologize for doing what's right
GoldHeart: I have the honor to be (twirl) your obedient servant (mocking bow)
GoldHeart: G dot Heart (fake sweet smile)
Flug, grabs GolHeart by the collar: Careful how you proceed, good man
Intemperate indeed, good man
Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or prepare to bleed, good man
GoldHeart, moves Flug’s hands away: Flug, your grievance is legitimate
I stand by what I said, every bit of it
You stand only for yourself, it's what you do
I can't apologize because it's true
Flug, with a darken expression: Then stand, GoldHeart…
Weehawken, dawn.
Guns drawn.
GoldHeart , with a similar darken expression: You're on…
Flug & GoldHeart: I have the honor to be (twirl) your obedient servant ~
Flug: K dot Flug (fake sweet smile, glares)
GoldHeart: G dot Heart (fake sweet smile, glares)
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