incorrect-tolkien-quotes
100% Correct Quotes from Tolkien's Works
A collection of incorrect quotes from the characters of Tolkien's books. Mostly Silmarillion based. Inbox is open and submissions are always welcome. Feel free to follow my main @gayjaytodd
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I am a Witcher fan (books and games) and also a fan of Tolkien's universum.
I have scrolled down to look at this anonymous person who had sent you strange messages and I am sincerely sorry in the name of fandom, for this peace disturber.
I hope you don't see us all as weirdos like them, and wish you have a good day.
thanks, baby, this is such a sweet message <3
nothing to worry abt or apologise for, tho - I have nothing against the witcher fandom nor hold the fandom as a whole accountable for one weirdo!
you have a good day too, my friend - and thank you for enjoying my silly little posts
xx
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PSA:
since that one weirdo from the witcher fandom won't stop sending me anonymous messages abt their ships, I have decided to take away the anon option for the foreseeable future.
you can still submit post ideas or send asks, just not anonymously.
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no idea but it should be fixed now - thanks for pointing it out! 🫶
Bilbo: Frodo, m'lad, cherish your youth. Some day you'll wake up, and you'll say "who's that old man in the mirror?"
Bilbo: and then the old man will punch you so you'll realise that's not a mirror, it's an open window, and that old man is not your reflection, it's the Old Gaffer.
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Bilbo: Frodo, m'lad, cherish your youth. Some day you'll wake up, and you'll say "who's that old man in the mirror?"
Bilbo: and then the old man will punch you so you'll realise that's not a mirror, it's an open window, and that old man is not your reflection, it's the Old Gaffer.
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Aredhel: what are you doing?
Celegorm: offering moral support.
Aredhel: huh, I wasn't aware you had morals.
Celegorm: I don't but I support those who do.
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Celegorm: dude, you're gonna pull a Caranthir at this point.
Maedhros: posting my brother's credit card number on Reddit because he said I looked tired?
Caranthir, laughing: I forgot I did that.
#incorrect feanorions#sons of feanor#celegorm#Maedhros#Caranthir#incorrect quotes#incorrect silmarillion quotes#incorrect tolkien quotes
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Legolas: the leaves were long, the grass was green--
Gimli: don't pretend to know poetry just to bond with me.
Legolas:
Gimli: you can't fool me, I know you're illiterate.
Gimli: just buy me a pint when we reach Minas Tirith.
#gigolas#legolas greenleaf#gimli son of gloin#incorrect quotes#incorrect tolkien quotes#incorrect fellowship quotes#incorrect lotr quotes
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Celegorm: has anyone ever tried making edibles without weed? like virgin edibles or some shit.
Aredhel: bitch, you mean food?
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Legolas: I kissed Gimli.
Aragorn: Wow.
Aragorn: I owe Gandalf so much money.
#gigolas#legolas greenleaf#gimli son of gloin#aragorn#gandalf the grey#incorrect fellowship quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect tolkien quotes
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Fingon: Maedhros is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips - what do I do?
Aredhel: punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Celegorm: tackle him.
Curufin: dump him.
Caranthir: kick him in the shin.
Maedhros: no to all of those! Just ask me to bend down!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect silmarillion quotes#incorrect tolkien quotes#celegorm#curufin#caranthir#aredhel#fingon#Maedhros#fingon/maedhros#russingon#finger and maethroat
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I'm sure you're right but why send it to a tolkien blog? – Because the witcher's fandom hates this ship.
And what else should I do?
how abt leaving me alone? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ciri invites Vernon to the fair together. Roche has work and Temeria, but the witcher convinces him that rest will not hurt him, so he agrees. Ciri wants to dance, but Roche is clearly not in the mood for this, so he, hoping to cheer up his lady, buys her a bouquet of tulips (she even pins one on his chaperone)
I think they will end up kissing, sitting somewhere by the lake, after together kicking off the Nilf spies sent by Emperor Voorhis to kill Ciri…
I don't know who any of these people are
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damn, that's fucking weird, some people oughta get a hobby
⚜️Roche/Ciri🌹 is golden, but the witcher's fandom is blind sheep.
I'm sure you're right but why send it to a tolkien blog?
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⚜️Roche/Ciri🌹 is golden, but the witcher's fandom is blind sheep.
I'm sure you're right but why send it to a tolkien blog?
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ah yes, maglor's grammy winning record Noldolantë
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Finrod: hi guys! :)
Curufin: ugh, this guy again.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect silmarillion quotes#incorrect tolkien quotes#curufin#finrod#the nargothrond disaster
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Caranthir: I need you to explain this like a normal person.
Curufin: Celegorm seems to get it.
Celegorm: *scribbling furiously in a notebook*
Caranthir: Celegorm is drawing stick figures.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect silmarillion quotes#celegorm#incorrect tolkien quotes#curufin#caranthir#the three c's#what is curufin explaining? fuck if I know
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