Day 333 of being trapped in the Triangle:
Magda: Yeah, we really hate each other, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Moss:
Moss: what?
Magda: what?
Santos, in the background, doing his tasks: You said you would fuck him if he asked.
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Day 227 of being trapped in the devils triangle
Moss: *carves M&M in the in the mast*
Magda: *huffs* silly
Magda:
Magda:
Magda: *carves 4ever behind it*
Moss: :)
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“Onward Lieutenant!” A Capitán does not run when he can be carried by his loyal right hand man.
(its transparent!)
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Day 2113 of being trapped in the Triangle
Moss: Why won’t you love me, Miguel? I’ll be anything you want me to be!
Magda: I wanT YOU TO BE DEAD!
Moss: .. weLL DAMN OFFICER-
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Stupid Thought of the Day
Salazar:
Every single man of La María:
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Day 4109 of being trapped in the Triangle
Magda: let it go, officer
Moss, standing in the crows nest: .. but Miguel-
Magda: trust me, Antonio, I'll catch you. Just close your eyes and fall
Moss: *nodds and falls*
Magda: *walking away* ruLE NUMBER ONE: NEVER TRUST ANYBODY
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Day 2444 of being trapped in the Triangle:
Moss: hey wanna hear a joke?
Magda: sure
Moss: okay knock knock
Magda: who's there?
Moss: choke
Magda: choke who?
Moss: choke me da-
Lesaro/Santos: chOKIN HAZARD UNSUITABLE FOR KIDS BELOW THREE YEARS OLD SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME HOLY WATER BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE-
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Day 15 of being trapped in the Triangle
Moss: *does smt incredible stupid*
Magda: were you fuckin dropped as a kid?!
Moss: ha! bold of you to assume I was held!
Magda:
Moss:
Magda:
Lesaro: *pattin Moss' shoulder* are you okay?
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If you're still a part of the POTC fandom in 2020, you should know that I admire you and I respect you endlessly
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Day 380 of being trapped in the Triangle
Moss: *accidentally hits Magda*
Magda: wanna fucking die?!
Moss: *whispers* ..kinda
Santos: *softly* Antonio, we have talked about this
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Day 332 of being trapped in the Triangle
Salazar: Officer, why are you laying on the floor?
Moss: I want the floor to admire my beauty up close.
Lesaro: so basically you fucking tripped?
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Day 4200 of being trapped in the Triangle
Magda: These are my service seagulls.
Lesaro: But they aren't trained. They attack almost anyone around you.
Magda: oh believe me, they are trained.
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Day 3335 of being trapped in the Triangle
Salazar: look at all the stars, they shine for you
Lesaro: aww but you are the only star I see!
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Magda: look at all the stars, they shine for you
Moss: bitch, we are trapped in a damn cave, there aren't any stars
Magda: exactly.
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Day 1123 of being trapped in the Triangle
Moss: word endings "-ie" are so cute!! Like "cutie", "sweetie", "cookie" and-
Magda: -and "die".
Moss:
Magda:
Moss: *backs away*
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day 1552 of being trapped in the Triangle:
Santos: hey, Gui, do you have any kinks?
Lesaro: what? no!
Magda: you totally do haha
Lesaro: shut up, Miguel! i don't have any kinks
Moss: you seem like that type that would be into nicknames
Santos: yeah, like being called kitten or daddy
Lesaro: ..daddy?
Salazar: yes Guillermo?
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“_____ Shippers not welcome” posts really need to just stop.
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