Michiru: Why don't you take off that battle armor and slip into something a little more...comfortable
Akria: I am most comfortable when I am impervious to most physical forms of attack.
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Fumi: that was my sarcastic voice
Tamao: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Fumi: i've been told that
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Kidnapper: we have your child
Junna: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: then who just asked us for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Junna: Oh god, you have Karen.
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Yuyuko: *pulls back the curtain while Rui is showering*
Yuyuko: are we--stop screaming, it's me--are we out of doritos?
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Hikari: murder wasn't on today's agenda
Junna: It's not on anyone's.
Hikari: no it's on mine just not until next Tuesday
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Tamao, texting: I love you!
Rui: I love you too!
Tamao: I love you more!
Rui: I love you more than you love me!
Fumi: i'd love it if you guys didn't do this in the group chat
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Michiru: Look, this doesn't need to be a big deal. Whoever took that pie, come forward and all will be forgiven.
Everyone:...
Michiru: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.
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Junna: Are you a practicing homosexual?
Maya: I don't need to practice, I'm very good at it.
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made hikari鈥檚 revue outfit
my goal is to eventually have all 8 slots in the store be everyone鈥檚 revue outfits minus nanas probably bc the white might not transfer well
also i have the qrs for both now i鈥檒l post them when i get a chance
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Shiori: Would you date a man that's shorter than you?
Fumi: no
Shiori: That's kinda shallow.
Fumi: i'm gay Shiori
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Hikari: Karen tell Claudine where she can stick her grapes
Karen: In the fridge!
Hikari: no Karen... the butt... in her butt
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Maya: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal stage girl.
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Fumi: that is not appropriate for the workplace
Ichie: you are not appropriate for the workplace!
Fumi: you're not appropriate for your face!
Yuyuko: i bet when you reconnect in your 30's you guys'll get married
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Junna: Kaoruko, when you called me down here at midnight, I expected more than a script. Specifically since you said "There's been a murder."
Kaoruko: our script was murdered!
Futaba: if it's any consolation she also got me here on a very misleading text message
Kaoruko: Futaba technically you are about to be screwed in the classroom because our final project has been destroyed!
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Karen: Let me explain something, Junna.
Karen: When you're in a sword fight, you don't have time to think.
Karen: So I though to myself, "Don't think, Karen. Act."
Junna: So you weren't thinking.
Karen: Not at all.
Karen: I cannot emphasize how little I was thinking.
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Mei-Fan: ...Yachiyo, are you grabbing my ass?
Yachiyo: can you blame me?
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Nana: can't repeat the past? why of course you can!
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