Caleb: “That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Phillip?”
Phillip: “No.”
Caleb, to Evelyn: “I think I speak for Phillip when I say it sounds really super.”
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Eda: "How come everytime I take you kids to the mall it burns to the ground?"
Luz: "I blame the economy."
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Emperor Belos: [Long winded dramatic speech]
Luz: Sir, this is a Wendy's
Emperor Belos: What in Titan's name is a "Wendy's"!?
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Raine unable to escape and being cuddled by owl Beast eda ❤️
OKAY I NEED TO DRAW THAT ASAP-
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Luz: "Treat spiders the way you want to be treated."
Hunter: "Killed without hesitation."
Luz: "No."
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Eda: "WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS?! WHEN I FIND THAT PUNK I'M GONNA-"
Raine: "It was me."
Eda: "Give them some more. You haven't eaten much, have you?"
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(Young) Eda: "I just punched a guy."
(Young) Lilith: "And?"
(Young) Eda: "He was being homophobic to me and Raine."
(Young) Lilith: "You got a picture?"
(Young) Eda: "No, but I knocked out two teeth and put it in this small ziplock." *gives Lilith ziplock with teeth*
(Young) Lilith: "Oooooh. Great job, Edalyn. Never thought I'd be prouder of you."
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Hunter: "If a stranger came up to you and said, 'I'm your dad's friend. he told me to pick you up', what would you say?"
Hunter's Future Kid: "I'd say 'you're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!'"
Hunter: "Not where I was going, but okay."
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"One of the many, many things that baffles me about Edalyn is that she manages to remain unmurdered."
Lilith
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Gus: "I'm going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened."
Luz: "I'm going to have Eda do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast."
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Odalia: "You've started to look like me more and more every day."
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Odalia: "Why are you crying?"
Emira: "You-you're ugly, I don't want to look like you." *sobs*
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Eda, standing at the edge of her and Raine's nest: "You're ethereal."
Raine, looking over at her: "Was it really necessary to wake me up at..." *looks over at phone* "Four AM to tell me this?"
Eda: "Yes..."
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(Young) Lilith: "I guarantee you, Raine and Eda are gonna get married. And probably, like, get divorced three times, and in some strange way, live a pretty happy life."
Darius: "Yeah."
Alador: "Yeah."
Eberwolf: "Yeah."
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Eda: "Who buys an umbrella? You can get them for free at the night market, in the metal cans."
Luz: "Those belong to people."
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Amity: "I've never had a best friend; not since I was little."
Luz: "I'll be your best friend!"
Amity: I've never had a datefriend either."
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Luz: What’s your plan?
Eda: Well, I’m not gonna explain my plan to a fourteen year old nerd with a cat hoodie—
Luz: You don’t have a plan.
Eda: Because I do not have a plan, that is correct.
[source: The Adam Project]
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Eda: No, it didn't have a red awning. It had a big ratana tree or something out front.
Raine: Well, you don't mean the Barros Inn?
Eda: Yes! That's it.
Raine: You were kicked out of the Barros Inn? That's one of the wildest bars in the Isles. What did you do?
Eda: I sort of set fire to it.
Raine: Sort of?
Eda: All right, I set fire to it. But it wasn't deliberate. It was part of a bet.
(Dialogue from the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode “Rejoined”)
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