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A: Do you like C?
B: Sure, who doesn’t?
A: Over the half the people that meet them.
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A: B, I need some advice.
B: C! Get in here!
C: What is it?
A: I need some good advice.
B and C: D!
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A: B! You almost hit C in the face!
B: I know, I missed.
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A: I did something bad.
B: On a scale of one to murder, how bad?
A: Just to clarify, murder being the worst?
B: WHAT
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A: My moral compass has been pointing west for a couple of years, so I don’t really know what to do with that.
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A: [gets down on one knee]
B: Oh my goodness, it’s finally happening.
A: [ties shoelaces]
B, crying: They finally stopped wearing those freaking Crocs.
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A: Fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple of hours to make sure you stay healthy and hydrated.
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A: You can win any argument by ending it with “shut up, nerd!”
B: No you can’t.
A: Shut up, nerd!
#imagine your characters#incorrect quotes#source: unknown#two characters#imagine your otp#probably#(because this quote was used with my otp)
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[A is running from D, and steps onto a treadmill]
A: What’s going on? How come I’m running but I’m not going anywhere?
B: You’re on a treadmill. C’s using it to get some exercise.
A: Running for your life is great exercise, but I wouldn’t recommend it!
#submission#imagine your characters#incorrect quotes#source: Bad Kitty#three characters#weirdthingskid
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A: You need them to think that you’re stronger than you actually are.
B: Is that what you do?
A: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can demolish you.
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A: That was some kiss.
B: That was CPR.
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A: I want someone to take me out.
B: Like on a date, or with a sniper?
A: Surprise me.
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A: Don't fear death. Fear the state in which you will die.
B, in a horrified whisper: New Jersey.
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A: Just be yourself, say something nice.
B: Which one? I can't do both.
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A: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
B: We could attack them with hummus.
A: I stand corrected.
B: Just keeping things in perspective.
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A: B, may I speak to you for a minute? In private.
B: Ooh, someone's in trouble.
B: It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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A: B, we tried things your way.
B: No, we didn't.
A: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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