AAAAA WTF UR ART IS SO CUTE

[ come now, alastor, she's much too young for you! ]

she says, to her husband

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

Y E S

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

source by NakariiaLe

Ngl that’s kind of how I always pictured duck sex

Lucifer uses his corkscrew dick to pop out Alastor’s v card like a fine wine send tweet

Do you think he spins as he enters?

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees 3 fucking idiots standing on the train tracks.

F a c t s

People out here really are thinking fiction means you’re writing your opinions and rubbing them on others. Especially the fanfiction.

The author made someone the antagonist? Oh they hate that character, how dare they?

The antagonist character is not white? Oh they are racist, what the heck?

The author is subtly trying to justify canon character? Oh they obviously didn’t watch the show.

The protagonists are not a canon couple? Oh they’re mortal enemies, how twisted are they to make them lovers?

It goes on and on and on. I see this in so many fandoms. Like, chill out bro! It’s fiction. You got a problem, scroll on, unless it is actually harming someone. If it’s just against your own opinion, don’t engage. Don’t bother them. Mind your business. You have a brain, so it shouldn’t be that difficult, right?

There are those who say sick people “don’t do anything besides lying in bed”. Don’t listen to them. They don’t understand how some illnesses and disabilities are a full-time job. You see, trained caregivers have a job for providing care for a patient.

Sometimes, you are your own caregiver. Isn’t that a job even when you are the one doing it? When people can’t pay someone else to do it, they have to be their own caregivers, providers, emotional support, all in one, all while feeling sick, on your own.

Being sick and trying to heal, trying to care for your body and keep yourself alive when you already are in pain and exhausted… that is hard work.

People who are sick or disabled are not useless. They are working so hard just to get out of bed. We could use some compassion. Our worth is not measured by work. Our worth comes from the fact that we are all human, no matter how we look, how we feel, if we’re healthy or sick, none of this diminishes your humanity, your human rights - and every human being deserves equal treatment.

Remember this: you are not lazy, you are sick. You are not useless; you are in recovery. You are not unproductive; you are trying your best to live your life while dealing with your health all the time. See the effort it takes to be you. And appreciate the things you do for yourself, be proud of you because you are still going. You are still here, still alive, and those ableist people don’t want to see any value in people unless they are making money. See your own worth. Don’t let some ableist person who knows nothing about your life determine your own self-worth. Your self-worth should come from within, and to start building it, try giving yourself credit for how much you try instead of being so critical of everything you do!

Go get your rest, go searching for recovery, try to heal, try to build your own life and your own sense of self. You have been battling these issues for so long, give yourself some credit for how much you overcame. For how much you fight. For how much you try. For the time you take to care for your health.

Appreciate how far you’ve come. Appreciate yourself just for trying, for showing up, for caring for your body and mind, for reaching out. Those achievements are not small at all. You are here. You are alive. That is already incredible. Let’s hold hands and keep going.

Can we please coin RadioRice as the official ship name for Alastor x Jambalaya?

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

And the third sound automatically plays from his mic at the same time: https://youtu.be/V2nN0nUDch0?si=-LWslJi2sZ2oDpB8

Alastor definitely says huzzah after cumming

Him fr

Husk: Boss, your arch-nemesis is at the door.

Alastor: Ah, Lucifer! Back again for another beatdow—oh it's just you.

Vox: Wha—LUCIFER?! YOU'RE FIGHTING THE KING OF HELL BEHIND MY BACK?!

Alastor: I have other business to take care of outside of you, old pal.

Vox: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!

here's the thing, I fully believe that Alastor is aroace, but I also believe that he would commit to dating someone if he thought that doing so would be really entertaining. like absolutely Al hates Vox, but if he discovered that calling Vox "babe" made him consistently short-circuit and fry any other nearby VoxTek, I think he would seriously consider starting to call Vox "babe" just to get to see him bluescreen and wreck his own tech

Rosie definitely figured out Alastor is asexual after he recounted to her a certain misunderstanding he had about being asked to “eat someone out” and you cannot tell me otherwise.

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

Dadslight

Dadkeep

Dadboss

If this was how lucifer reacted to alastor touching her shoulder, imagine how he'd react at valentino licking her arm 💀

I just watched Encanto for the first time and here’s my rundown of the Madrigals’ gifts:

Antonio: The rats told me my uncle is in the walls.

Mirabel: I’m the family therapist that keeps this house together… literally.

Camilo: I can shape-shift!

Dolores: …I need to go live with monks.

Isabela: Don’t make your abuela a flower, or you will be forced into godhood.

Luisa: Eldest Daughter Syndrome

Pepa: If I’m emotionally unstable, so is the sky!

Julieta: I heal people through the sheer power of arepas.

Bruno: I can tell you if your house will break down, and you’re asking me if your hairline is receding??? At age 50??????

Alma: Candle.

literal best hot take i'll ever be able to have: u can't genderbend beefleaf cuz Gender in Canon.

thank u.

btw this clip has my heart! in! shambles!