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Shiny Sylveon ko-fi doodle for ClefdeSoll!
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response
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i might actually be in love with james potter. damn.
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"book haul" and it's just me downloading multiple epubs on my phone
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i hate that he’s fictional i wanna go down on him
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I miss being 9 when the height of indulgence was getting an american girl magazine in the mail and following the tutorial to make the world's ugliest pencil case. That was pure joy
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sirius and u during an argument headcanons
- anytime u get in a big argument u obviously steal his credit card and go shopping with his money
- "am i a poor man now?" he says with a smirk after you get back (with two arm loads of shopping bags and more in the car)
- he doesn't take things seriously ever and it makes u mad sometimes
- he's constantly saying shit like "you're so hot when you're mad. Are you gonna slap me? 😏"
- if you ever did he'd probably laugh honestly lmao
- "Is that all, darling? I deserve worse than that, surely"
- so much hate fucking
- he pokes fun when you're angry but he hates when you get sad
- when you storm out and tell Lily what he did, he doesn't care much. But when he sees your eyes well up with tears he can't help but feel bad
- he refuses to yell at you but he often gets mad at himself
- sometimes you'll hear him throwing things in the next room over
- but he calms down and apologizes
- make-up sex is always 10/10
#another very specific set of headcanons#i love him so much dear god#sirius x reader#sirius x you#sirius black x you#sirius black x reader#sirius is never serious#sirius and you arguing#now THIS might be too specific#I've been on a sirius spree lately i'm so sorry
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sirius black x muggle!reader
- Almost crashed his motorcycle and you came to ask if he was okay
- He instantly liked you from the start
- Your first kiss was right after he took you up in the sky with his said motorcycle
- James, Peter, and Remus constantly give him shit for falling for a muggle ("Your parents would be ecstatic" - James said, proudly.)
- You taught him about cell phones and video games and he taught you about magical creatures and quidditch
- When you guys go out to muggle places you have to pay because "I don't know anything about muggle money" - Sirius
- So when he finally shows you his world you're amazed and he spoils you rotten with gorgeous, intricate wizarding jewelry
- you almost passed out seeing him do magic for the first time because you've never seen it before
- you love love love Padfoot but it's hard explaining to your friends where this random dog comes from every once and awhile
- One day the marauders pull a prank on you by hiding under the invisibility cloak and making weird noises and you were never more confused in your life
- Sirius loves pranking you because there's so many wizarding things that they're sole purpose is to mess with people
- He helps you clean when you're stressed because he knows a few cleaning spells that Mrs. Potter taught him
- If you're into crystals/divination/tarot/witchcraft he is always asking you questions about "muggle witchcraft" but doesn't belittle it at all. He thinks it's super cool that there's so many similarities between muggle magic and wizarding magic. (tarot, crystal ball readings, tea leaf readings, studying the stars, etc.)
#is this too specific#niche af#sirius black dating you#sirius black#sirius x reader fluff#sirius x reader#sirius black x reader#sirius black x muggle!reader#muggle!reader#sirius x muggle!reader
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Sirius: Arthur Weasley fucks Gideon and Fabian's sister
James: so what?
Sirius: Arthur is a bad friend
James: why?
Sirius: imagine that.....well...if Peter fucked my brother, I'd kill him. this is a very bad thing to do to a friend
Peter: *looks at James*
Remus: *looks at James* the enemy is closer than you think
Sirius: what are you talking about?
Remus: oh, nothing
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snape stans will be like “but james bullied snape!”
like… yeah someone had to
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'Cause I knew everything when I was young
I knew I'd curse you for the longest time
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luna lovegood recognizing harry the moment she saw him not because he’s the boy who lived but because of a photo in one of her mom’s photo album where a man who looks like harry was hugging a dark haired boy with a soft smile with her mother’s handwriting at the bottom that says “reg at his happiest”
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I need a chest tattoo that says I LOVE LOVE LOVE LONG HAIRED FICTIONAL MEN
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