Idea from @madqueenalanna
Ichimatsu belongs to Fujio Akakatsuka
Original “Barbie Girl” lyrics by Aqua
“Garbage Man” lyrics by @ichimatsuconfessions
“Garbage Man”
Hi Ichimatsu!
Hi Kara...
Do you want to get a job?
Sure, Kara…
Jump out (the window)
I’m a Garbage man in a Garbage can
Life in metal, it makes me mental…
You can throw me out, that’s all I’m about
Manipulation, it’s my dedication
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
I’m a Garbage man in a Garbage can
Life in metal, it makes me mental…
You can throw me out, that’s all I’m about
Manipulation, it’s my dedication
I’m a no good NEET living on the street
Take me home, I need food, let me into the house!
While you’re here have a beer, come on right in…
Oh thank god, I need this, I’ll take that, give me your winnings
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I’m a Garbage man in a Garbage can
Life in metal, it makes me mental…
You can throw me out, that’s all I’m about
Manipulation, it’s my dedication
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Where’s the cat, he was here, don’t touch me you shit
I can’t find him at all, I’m going out of my wits
Come jump out the window, so we can earn some dough
Wake up now, turn around, let’s go gambling
Oh thank god, I need this, I’ll take that, give me your winnings
Oh thank god, I need this, I’ll take that, give me your winnings
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
I’m a Garbage man in a Garbage can
Life in metal, it makes me mental…
You can throw me out, that’s all I’m about
Manipulation, it’s my dedication
I’m a Garbage man in a Garbage can
Life in metal, it makes me mental…
You can throw me out, that’s all I’m about
Manipulation, it’s my dedication
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on, Ichi, don’t be bitchy!
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Fuck, I just want to go home…
Well, Ichi, we haven’t gambled yet
Oh, I hate you Kara...
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