iamcurrentlyeatingmykalimba
mhhh kalimba
*eats kalimba*
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I wanna cook him a meal <3
This is my first animation
their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser
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Not my fav character, but I really liked this part
Really love the show, hope Angel gets a good hug :)
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Calimba?
Kalimba!
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Ok so, I am procrastinating an Essay i Need to finish, so i allowed myself 1 Minute to slack off and i don't know what happend. I was only using my mouse too, and i like this which makes me hate it‽
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I had a dream where you got in a car crash and died. Your name was also John Kalimba
didn't think it'd end that way, but then again, who does? Anyways I've had a good run
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welcome, hope you enjoy your stay here :)
the colours looked better on my pc screen :/
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trying out foods from that new restaurant in town :)
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a lil late night snackin
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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to my most recent mutual, glad to have you here (given your apparent interests i made you these as tiny foods)
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I'm back! Took a break due to an icky sticky sickness.
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Seen as recently some more people have found their way into my little kitchen, going forward I'll try to show you all my favourite ways to prepare and enjoy Kalimbas :)
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Counterpoint: As someone with a more adventerous taste, I whole-heartedly support everybody's intrusive thoughts and give the official go-ahead to seek out moon dust and stuff your face with it!
Also as an additional side note, it was mentioned that moon dust bears a striking resemblence to fiberglass, and they made that shit look SO GOOD
THIS MAN IS FIGHTING NATURE, RESTRAINING HIMSELF NOT TO TASTE THE FORBIDDEN COTTON CANDY!
so y'know how moon dust has the consistency of magnetic fiberglass particles?
so, lunar soil is VERY FINE and VERY VERY sharp, since there's no atmosphere to knock it around or wear it down or get it wet or clump it together or ANYTHING, and it has a LOTTA chemicals that are really reactive with biological components that are usually oxidized
like, if it gets in your lungs, it'll maybe give you a bunch of respiratory diseases like silicosis
it also really likes to get jammed in mechanical equipment, and since it's electrically charged from all the radiation it's constantly bombarded by from the sun, it's hard as hell to remove
shit's fucked
so, question
how the fuck is Chell still alive if the portal gun needs moon dust to work properly?
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This blog is so dumb I love it
Thank you for your kind words stranger. Here, have a snack! :)
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Happy Holidays chaps :)
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