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i2lovepcstan · 1 year

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-Kyle Angst-

Post Covid!

Kyle has been getting home from work later and later. He even took his wedding ring off (he never did). You were worried about what he was doing. But until this morning you realize he forgot his lunch. You decided you were going to take it to him and follow him for the rest of the day.

“oh hello Mrs. Brofloski!” The kind receptionist greeted you. “Hello, I’d like to see my hu- Mr. Brofloski because he forgot his lunch at home today” you said back to her. “Alrighty you can head on up there to his office.” You walked to the elevator and pressed the floor three button. As soon as the elevator opens you walk out and begin to strut to Kyle’s office.

As soon as you get there you peer through the little window on his office door. You see some other girl with curly brown hair and red hair clips. They were holding hands and kissing. Instead of knocking you open the door straight away. Both Kyle and the other girl stare at you.

“What the FUCK Kyle!?” You scream at him. “It’s not what it looks like!” He whimpered. “I know my eyes weren’t playing tricks on my Kyle, you were cheating on me.” The girl on his right says “well I should really get going” and she walks off.

“Im glad I intervened before you got to something worse. We’re getting a divorce I’m done with your shit Kyle.” You say walking off.

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this was fun to write 😀

#kyle broflovski #kyle south park #kyle brovlofski x reader #Kyle x reader angst #south park x you #south park #angst

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i2lovepcstan · 1 year

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Main 4 and their flaws

Dating you. starting worst to to best

☆ Eric Cartman

☆ he is really manipulative.

☆ Isn’t really loving. Just has a s/o to brag about having a s/o

☆ Clingy when you try to leave (but not as worse as Stan)

☆ Can’t control anger so if you say on thing wrong he will murder you

☆ Will physically abuse you if you say or make the wrong move

☆ Really controlling of his s/o’s life

☆ Stan Marsh

☆ He is really clingy afraid your going to leave him any second (thanks Wendy)

☆ is an alcoholic

☆ Will get angry as soon as you try to put his life together saying things like “it’s my life! Why are you worried about me so damn much!?” Like how he is with Alexa in post Covid

☆ Kyle Broflovski

☆ Has some anger issues

☆ Get jealous easily

☆ Kenny McCormick

☆ a bit perverted (that’s all I could think of)

I ran out of ideas at Kyle 😭

#South park #angst #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #eric cartman #south park headcanons

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i2lovepcstan · 1 year

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Classic dating headcannons

May be some swearing! Just plain old south park

no pronouns mentioned

all are teens

☆ Stan marsh

☆ Will hold your hand in public even if you find it awkward. He finds it very comforting

☆ His way of affection is physical touch so you better expect hugs and kisses everywhere you go

☆ He enjoys giving and receiving pecks on the cheek (the main reason is because he’ll throw up if on the lips)

☆ He’ll get insecure easily. So picture a random guy trying to get your number he will kiss you and say “sorry she’s mine” but will be like “what if you left me” so you have to reassure him

☆ Expect dates like playing video games because he’s a bit antisocial (way more then the other three) he just likes your comfort

☆ After dating for a while he will get better about throwing up

☆ Kyle Broflovski

☆ he loves study dates sm! He may even bring in some things his mom baked as study snacks (he put study in front of snacks to make it sound special)

☆ He loves the smell of your perfume/cologne he describes it smells like home (idk what he means by that)

☆ is proud he actually snagged you so shows you off a lot and I mean a lot-. “Hey guys look at my s/o!” Is basically his catchphrase

☆ Would most definitely fix your hair or clothes in public if they are messed and if something got spilled on your clothes he would try his best to wipe it off

☆ He acts like he hates when you play with his hair but actually loves it

☆ If your feet hurt he would give you a piggy back ride with no shame at all (it sometimes hurts his back but he doesn’t mind)

☆ Eric Cartman

☆ Act like he doesn’t care about you but truly does when your hurt

☆ hear me out but dates to KFC. For cartman that date sounds like a dream (which honestly for me it does too)

☆ He loves quick forehead kisses from you mostly because he’s short so you can only reach his forehead he’ll only accept (some) kisses from you

☆ The only time he will kiss you is when you rip on Kyle for being either a Jew, a jinger, or being from jersey (or your just really special to him)

☆ Will call you when he has temper tantrums because you “soothe his blood sugar”. When he’s just throwing a fit because he didn’t get what he wanted

☆ Will call you “babe” sometimes. Anything else he won’t for weird reasons

☆ Kenny McCormick

☆ When you buy him gifts he feel guilty because he can’t pay you back for it

☆ Will look a adult content magazines with you so conversations will go like “that one is hot” “they are”

☆ He would be over at your house every day at this point he just spawns there

☆ If you date him expect date just cuddling and enjoying each other’s company (he is to poor to afford a nice dinner date)

☆ both of you fantasize about your future life together and it ends in a big mansion with a couple pets and kids

☆ Sometimes you and him would walk into town and window shop (sometimes you buy things he wants)

I didn’t proof read its 1 AM I tried to think of more but got some writers block tell me if you have requests gn

#south park #head canon #dating #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #south park x you #dating headcanons

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i2lovepcstan · 1 year

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Hello!

(Sorry I gave up my old blog)

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My nick name is Sunny!

my favorite character is Stan Marsh!

I will write nsfw (aka smut) for these characters aged up ofc:

main 4: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny

Craig‘s gang: Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Tolkien, Jimmy

Some of the girls!

Goth kids

(may add some more later)

the Nsfw ones have to be aged up to teens or post Covid and if you request it please specify which one!

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I’ll do these for fluff:

main 4: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny

Craig‘s gang: Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Tolkien, Jimmy

Some of the girls!

Goth kids

(May add some more later)

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I love to write headcannons sm it’s unreal 🥲

I don’t usually proof read either

#introduction i guess #south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #eric cartman

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