When you try to consume a media but it consumes you instead:

Whyyyyy does this happen so often?

There's a direct correlation between how much fanfic you read and how much therapy you need

ao3 fanfics with latin titles that are all lowercase and have over 40 chapters, 120k words, and 900 tags will always be the most goated literature you will ever READ.

Fanfic is my coping strategy

I want at least 15 chapters of build up, angst, hurt/comfort, and mutual pining thanks

When the fic hits so good you only sleep 3 hours per night for a week straight.

I'm just reading G-rated fictional works by unpublished authors on my phone all the time

They don't know what they're missing out on ;)

They're all gay and sad, okay?

Guilty as charged.

Bitches be like, "I'm just in a reading slump rn, I haven't read any new books in a while," when they've really been reading unhealthy amounts of fanfiction that they refuse to admit.

It's me, I'm Bitches.

It's a work in progress