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heya !! just me stopping by to see how you're doing <3 i hope that you have the best day ever and that everything goes wonderfully for you — you deserve it !!
hiiee thena!! i haven't been active on tumblr recently because of finals :( i'm having hell weeks left and right but we are copinG! thank you for stopping by sweetheart 💖 i hope you, too, are well!
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#🧷.kazuha and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by hxnabanana
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dropping by to tell u how much ur tags make me smile :( today just got a lil yuck bc of uni but ur lil thoughts made my day a lil better >:( ilysm baby
sweetieee !! whattt :( im glad that these little things made you feel better! they come straight from my whore knee heart :'3
i hope you're not beating yourself up too much with acads recently. you did / are doing your best, i just know it !! idc what those numbers and ur uni say about u, imma beat those haters up >:T
sending you virtual cuddles, bagyo 🥰 cheer up 🔫🥺 /lh ilysmt
#the sagyo / bagging ship is sailing fr ugh!#bagging more like bading#*YELLS*#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ mail + alon :#💌 .. inbox !
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i think thoma and his necklace are my obsessions today ..
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call me dirty clothes cause thoma also gets me wet then folds me in half 😤
cws; horny sleepy alon so this isn’t the most eloquently articulated, afab!reader, overstim, mating press, use of ‘princess,’ multiple orgasms, unprotected sex
yknow what else thoma’ll do? wring you dry. specifically when it comes to making you cum over and over on his cock until you’re whining for him to stop. how can he take you seriously when you’re bucking your hips up into him though?
thoma’ll have you in a mating press and don’t tell me he can’t fold you in half. housekeeping is serious work, he always says, and it does serve him well. his lean physique is misleading, not thinking that he could ram his cock into you at such an even pace. it almost worries you that he could quite literally last the whole night.
“uh huh? yeah? does that feel good, princess?” he groans, laughing in your face as he watches it contort into pure pleasure, eyes watering at the way his cock drags in and out of you. being connected to him like this makes your head spin, gripping the sheets until your knuckles go white the only anchor you have into your consciousness.
“m-mhm !! thoma, it feels so good…” and thats probably the last coherent sentence you choke out; after all, he’s already made you cum, what, twice? thrice? it’s rather hard to think when you can see the way your feet dangle off his shoulders like a ragdoll’s, the way you can look down at the view of his pretty dick pumping in and out of your sopping pussy, how his metal chain necklace rocks back and forth mere inches from your face. and you’re aching to pull him in by it and just kiss him.
everything feels so warm and hot, sweat prickling at your hairline as you scratch at his back, nails digging into his shoulder blades as you whisper into his ear that “i’m close, ‘m close again—! gonna cum, thoma, i’m gonna cum again—oh fuck!” and the way you whine for him, whine out his name and remind him that he alone can make you feel like this makes him drop his forehead to your own, blond tufts tickling your skin. and for a moment you two share an intimate silence, relishing in heaving breaths and body heat and heartbeats. until he helps you through it, mumbles “cum for me, baby. mhm, that’s it. go on—there you go. such a good girl, huh? so fuckin’ cute. milk me dry, yeah? my cock’s all yours princess, all yours, never forget it.”
hehe reblogs are appreciated !
#i-it's the 'uh huh?' for me#AND THE FUCKING NECKLACE#IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKING NECKLACE WITH THOMA ONG????#im going to cry /pos#thoma pleASE.#｡ﾟ•┈୨♡୧┈•ﾟ｡#✧ : thoma#¡ genshin impact !#📸.nsfw#— alon;faves !
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hoshi omg i- i cannot get professor! zhongli out of my head
after you fail a test he'd help you study for the re-take :(
holding you in his lap with his fat cock inside you, only moving when you get a question right<333
but its so hard to think when he's pressing up against your soft spot, making your brain get hazy and your pussy drool all over his thighs :((
stop i answered this so late but i mean i can’t keep prof!zhongli to myself unfortunately 🙄😵 /j
MINORS DNI !!
as your professor, he’s not even supposed to help you study :( but how could he decline? you came into his office all sweet and pleading for him to take u under his wing, saying “please help me, professor! i’ll follow every method you deem fit to help me ace that retake.” and don’t think that he isn’t gonna take advantage of your proposition.
that’s how you find yourself on his lap :(( he’s just so big, every now and then ‘unintentionally’ shifting you on his lap, which makes you whine when he pushes himself deeper inside of you. when you get an answer right, zhongli wastes no time in digging his fingertips into the flesh of your waist, thrusting upwards while he breathes “well done, you got that one right. onto the next, sweet thing” into your ear.
but if you get the answer wrong, especially when you’re on a streak of right answers (and also so close to your orgasm), you’ll whimper “p-professor, just this once—! ‘m so close... wanna cum already, please?” and though it tugs at his heart, he doesn’t move an inch, clicking his tongue in distaste. “surely denying you this once won’t hurt? why,” he chuckles lowly, eyes flitting to the mess you’ve made on his still-clothed thighs, your juices generously coating and leaving wet spots on his dress pants. “you’ve came a few times, haven’t you?” zhongli hums in thought. “i’ll make you a deal. get the last five questions right and i’ll fuck you properly. right here on my desk. do we have a deal, sweetheart? i promise i’ll make it worth your while.”
#moaning wheezing whining mewlinh crying panting barking i mean-#my grades would skyrocket if i get zhongli's cock deep inside me everytime i get an answer right#I JUST LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH OKAY AND OMYGOD JUST SITTING WITH HIM INSIDE U IS <33#｡ﾟ•┈୨♡୧┈•ﾟ｡#✧ : zhongli#¡ genshin impact !#📸.nsfw#— alon;faves !
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when you only write missionary bc you want your faves to be able to look at your face when you fuck 😔
#YES#okay hear me out bec i used to have a very severe brainrot about this scenario before#missionary with thoma where he makes u bite his dog tags—#mans would not be able to take his eyes off of u#thoma doesnt swear much but this is one of the moments when he's chanting every single swear word he knows /ex#and when you tug on it so his face falls closer to urs and his bangs are already tickling ur forehead#u open ur mouth to let the dog tags fall deeper into ur mouth#u open it wide enough so he could have a perfect view too teehee#thoma's carressing ur cheeks while showering u with so many praises about how you look with metal sitting at the back of your mouth <3#ayt i got carried away omg.. anyways yes to missionary hehe
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no, i don't know what happened to this one either.
going on another reblog spree tomorrow (later) 🏃♀️
#there are so many stuff in my likes that i still have to reblog-#not bec im paid to do so but bec so they're so fucking good that i cant help but comment a lot on each one HSKDHSJXH#they deserve the praises <3#esp. that streetcar racer ayato one *shivers /pos*#just do it hana lmao#( ˶ᵔᴗᵔ˶ two braincells ) ✧
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thinking about lifting kazuha's mask to kiss him again...
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MILKSHAKE
→ kamisato ayato + sub ! f ! reader.
warnings: threesome, slight spoilers for ayato’s kit, clone fucking (ayato’s water clone), monsterfucking?, overstimulation, squirting, creampies, multiple orgasms, blindfolds, restraints, a little degradation but mostly soft ayato, kind of pervy ayato, praise, two cocks one pussy, tentacles.
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#NO WAY I DIDNT GET THIS IN MY NOTIFS#tumblr???!?1!1?#i never thought i'd ever read about tentacles in my whole life but honestly.. no regrets :SKULL:#THE SECOND PART BRO I??#that position is literally the best (for me at least)#and omygod taking two cocks.. in one whole😟#im passing out#NOT TO MENTION ONE OF THOSE IS A TENTACLE OMfg#the suctions clinging onto ur walls#i- wont be able to handle it i'd be screaming without the s pronto#on ur clit too 😭#I HAVE SO MANY COMMENTS I SHOULD STOP#｡ﾟ•┈୨♡୧┈•ﾟ｡#✧ : ayato#¡ genshin impact !#📸.nsfw
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scaramouche signora for the song ask ❤️
no, i'm doing them both !
scara : "oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart."
an unhealthy obsession — blake robinson synthetic orchestra.
signora : "block his number, ghost him, then i pop up on his playlist."
dictator — rei ami.
send me a character and i’ll tell you a song that reminds me of them!
#the outro of dictator as signora's mond days <3#rostam cold cuh he ded#mb#(unhealthy obsession is perfect i've no words teehee)#(every ! line ! screams ! scara !)
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going on another reblog spree tomorrow (later) 🏃♀️
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sorry for the tag (especially if we're not mutuals) but this is really important for most of us so please do sign or reblog when you can T—T this could lead to really dangerous consequences such as doxes, hacking, etc. most ph anon content creators could be found under #VetoSocMedReg tag on twitter !
@kamisathoes @yaeism @y0imyas @yaemona @kazewhara @kaeyatic @ladyguujii @jupeteer @li-liya @adalynn-is-lost
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I CAN'T LOOSE YALL EITHER OR I'M GONNA GO INSANE.
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#philippines#we only have a day left eye-#I LITERALLY JUST GOT HERE AND DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS A THING#help :'>
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THISSS with his ears twitching everytime u moan his name too 🥺 god my stomach is doing cartwheels—
welcome to the gorou brainrot club, please enjoy ur stay <3
ur scent is literally his drug, too! he won't stop sniffing down the crook of your neck while he fucks you and while u're playing with his ears. he's just so attracted and addicted to the way u smell.
and omfg dont even get me started with how good he eats pussy 🤲 HWJDHWJDHSJ
i'm LIVING for pussy drunk gorou ughhhh anyways let me drop some brainrot ! it's too early to be this horny LMAO
warnings: cunnilingus, f ! reader, light biting, overstimulation, squirting.
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gorou who goes absolutely feral once he gets a taste of your sweet cunt. he'd take you in any position, any time of the day. his grip on your thighs is soft and firm — it's never going to leave a mark, though he'll keep you in place in order to fully enjoy indulging in your pussy. occassionally, however, he will nip along the sensitive skin of your inner thigh, canine instincts getting the better of him.
gorou loved to hear your cute little mewls, encouraging you to moan his name as his lips encased your pulsing clit. each movement was slow and drawn out, taking his time with you. gorou wasn't one to make you cum as fast as he could then leave you there, for he'd rather enjoy his time with your pretty pussy and make you feel oh so good.
he will overstimulate you for sure, not satisfied until his mouth and fingers glistened with a fine coating of your slick. he's more than okay rutting against the bed to relieve himself, not really caring about anything other than making his darling come undone.
if you were to squirt, gorou will not hesitate to drink in as much as he can. jaw wide open as you gush, you'd be seeing stars as his pace remained unrelenting. he'll keep fingering you through your high, though will pause at any signs of discomfort that he catches you display.
it didn't matter if you pleaded with him to suck him off or something, anything provide him with a mere ounce of the bliss that he showed you. pleas would only be met with gorou's begs to you to let him continue going down on you though — and who could deny such a sweet smile, hmm?
© kamisathoes, 02.03.
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ms. thena, just wanted to ask, which genshin impact characters would have the highest libido and the lowest libido? (also could I please be 🍓anon?)
ehe hi new anon !! of course you can be 🍓 <33 i'm so so sorry that this got lost in my drafts, my apologies !
warnings: alcohol mention (beidou and kaeya), slight torture/bullying (sara), fighting mentions (childe), pillow humping (mona), degradation and name calling (scara)
characters: albedo, ayato, beidou, childe, diluc, dottore, itto, kaeya, kujou sara, mona, rosaria, scaramouche, shenhe, signora, thoma.
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childe — a threat to society. will fuck as much as he fights, should you give him the chance. would probably fight you then fuck you, or vice versa. hell, it could even become an unending circle of fucking and sparring whenever he gets too worked up.
mona — definitely the horniest of all genshin women. don't be surprised to come home to her humping your pillow, and she will unashamedly beg you to help her cum as soon as she notices your silhouette in the doorway.
itto — you could literally say "boob" and he's want to fuck (/hj). will rearrange your insides every day of the week, multiple times a day if you'll let him. itto has insane stamina, so he'll take a while to exhaust.
diluc — i think that we need to bring back pussy drunk diluc who's more of a prude at first, not really caring much for sex until he gets a taste. after that, he grows insatiable, and would be content spending his days between your legs.
la signora — wants to keep you as her pet, will keep you under her desk, tongue lapping at her sweet cunt for an entire day if she wishes.
thoma — a busy man, but i think his sex drive will depend a lot on his partner. he's a giver and wants to please you in every way possible, so if you find yourself wanting him to play with your more often than not, he'll happily oblige.
rosaria — gets bored, gets horny. shifts at the cathedral often spiral into thoughts of all the ways that she can bend you, fold you, and get you to scream her name.
kaeya — has fucked you on almost every surface in the knight's headquarters, including on jean's desk. will grow whiny and needy after a few too many glasses of wine.
beidou — gets a little bit flirty while tipsy, and will be ready to tear your clothes off in public if she drinks too much. should her voyages ever take her away from you, the moment she's back she makes it clear that she's missed your body, your touch.
ayato — a prime example of a gentleman in the streets, and an all-out menace in the sheets. there's two ways i view him: either he sees sex as a much more intimate act, perhaps a way to truly appreciate his partner after work has been consuming an overwhelming amount of his time; or a perv who will get a hard-on at the mere thought of your tits.
shenhe — she's similar to diluc in that after sampling your pretty cunt, she won't stop thinking about it. i do, however, think she is somewhat more restrained out of fear that she'll hurt you. but reassure her enough, and she moves up a couple of spaces on this list.
kujou sara — not horny per se, but loves to break you. gets off on being just downright nasty to you and the way that you always crawl back and beg for more. wants to bully you almost all of the time, but cares a little bit less about getting herself off, just wants to torture you, really.
albedo — just below average, has other priorities (i.e. work and experiments) that he'll tend to get engrossed in, thus sometimes not getting any urges for a short period.
scaramouche — similar to sara, but instead he treats you like you're a burden to him. you're the dumb slut in this situation, too stupid to make yourself cum that you have to seek him out. (you will be treated with reassurance and uncharacteristic kindness afterwards, don't worry.)
dottore — this is a weird one, because i don't think he gets horny in the traditional way. he has more of an interest in how your body works, how it responds to him. he pretty much gets off by experimenting on you, using you as his personal doll to play with.
© kamisathoes, 24.02
#never kinned mona until today#｡ﾟ•┈୨♡୧┈•ﾟ｡#✧ : multi ( genshin )#¡ genshin impact !#📸.nsfw#— thena;faves !
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np : tamale — daniela andrade
hardcore thinking about bassist ! rosaria in the middle of struggling with writing a paper in my native language.
how she'd test different angles of a vibrator (in its strongest setting—) against your folds to play with note slides and hold a tune. "guess the song, y/n" and you let out a moan instead of an actual response. "hmm~ wrong answer, but music to my ears." she says just before pushing the tip of the vibrator in you only to pull it back out. "rosaria.. pleaseee" your voice is progressively getting higher as your climax nears.
"sounds like a good riff. with your beautiful voice accompanying it too." rosaria flashed a smirk when you squirm from the compliment. letting your knee tease her slick hole that's stretching wide open against you. "cum for me? can you do that darling?" she keeps the vibrator on your clit to help you reach your high, leaning over to graze your cheeks with her calloused fingers before licking the drool down the corners of your mouth and pushing it all back in your mouth with her tongue.
with her leaning down, her pussy leaves your knee momentarily. but, of course, you chase after her heat. she's leaving a trace of her juices down your thigh as she slides downwards so her clit could touch the vibrator too. "mm, fuck, that's so good. let go, y/n. come on, now" the moment she said that with a hand harshly holding your face to force you to stare at siren eyes—you're cumming. it wasn't long after you gave rosaria the most ahegao face when she was driven euphoria, too. showering you with phrases like "you sang so well for me, darling"
literally almost nothing bass related in this thirst but you know.. i think she's actually a pretty sweet s/o :3
#rosaria smut#rosaria x reader#roasria nsfw#genshin smut#genshin impact smut#genshin nsfw#genshin impact nsfw#i literally think about rosaria everytime i hear this song so 🧍♀️
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vampire gf rosaria
cw // blood and violence mention utc. f ! reader, use of the term 'little girl'
some hcs + a 'drabble'. 18+ mdni.
wc ;; 1.2k~
it makes sense now, that you only seem to see her outside at nighttime, and that despite hating being a sister at the church of favonius you could almost assuredly find her there during the day. not that she partook in any of her sisterly duties, but she was still there, and that was enough to arouse your suspicion.
it was easy for her to pass off disappearing during the night as going to defend mondstadt from the darker forces that loomed beyond the city's walls, it explained the blood you and others often saw staining her clothes, or even sometimes splattered on her face. though you were the only one who ever got close enough to pick that up.
every night like clockwork you'd watch as she disappeared into the shadows just to come back 5 or 6 hours later with blood on her clothes. and it's not that you didn't trust her, but you were curious, she would never answer any of your questions when you asked where it is she went and why it happened every night. always changing the subject and telling you it's not something you should worry about.
and when you'd asked why she was so cold to the touch she just laughed at you like you'd asked the dumbest question in the world, squeezing your cheeks and calling you a dumb little girl before leaning down to give you a kiss, but telling you that it's because of her cryo vision. which made sense... for a while.
you finally got sick of her dodging your questions, and you suppose that she's not obligated to answer your questions, you weren't dating or anything, but you were much closer than friends. you just hadn't asked her to be your girlfriend and neither had she, but that's besides the point, and definitely not why her dodging questions made you so frustrated. definitely not because you want her to be obligated to answer your questions...
but anyway, when you finally had enough of her dodging questions, you followed her on one of her nightly trips, sticking to the shadows and making sure to be quiet. she knew you were there, she always did, but if you wanted to play detective then she'd let you.
it was hard not to audibly gasp when you saw what she was really up to, the way she practically ripped some poor treasure hoarder's throat open. and you suppose she hadn't technically been lying to you, the treasure hoarders were a threat to mondstadt but... oh god you didn't expect this. you expected her to give him a scare but... but not this...
rosaria lets you watch for a few moments longer before turning your way and cocking her head to the side, wordlessly asking if you were going to come out of the shadows. you're frozen in place, was this... was this the woman you've been spending your time with? that you've been letting so close to you? one who kills without thought? you hear a thud as rosaria drops the lifeless body like it's nothing, letting it slump to the ground, and your eyes widen when you realize she's started taking steps towards you.
every step you take back she matches with a step forward until you're turning around in a hurry and trying to run back to the safety of mondstadt's city walls. she laughs at this, a feeble attempt to get away, but an attempt nonetheless. you realize as you keep throwing glances over your shoulder that even though you're almost in a full sprint and she doesn't look like she's doing anything more than a leisurely walk, the distance between you isn't getting any bigger. you blink and rosaria disappears from your vision, only to appear directly in front of you. you let out a scared yelp when you turn your gaze back ahead, panicked, just nearly stopping yourself from colliding with her front.
it all made sense now, the cold skin, the blood, disappearing at night and never leaving the church during the day. rosaria was a vampire. now, you knew that of course teyvat was a vast place full of many interesting creatures, but you didn't think that vampires were one of them, or even really existed... you thought they were just part of some legend to keep children from going out of the city late at night.
"are you ready to stop running?" she asks, taking a step forward and causing you to instinctively take one back. you laugh nervously, continuing to move backwards until you realize you can't anymore, your back up against a tree. and you realize as you look around just how far from the city you are. you were trapped and you knew it, there was no way to get away from her. and then rosaria is suddenly directly in front of you again, you watch as she raises her hand to wipe the blood from her lips. when you refuse to look at her, she grabs your jaw and forces you to face her, not bothering to clean her hand of the blood. "are you scared, little lamb?"
she leans forward and you can feel her breath on your lips, it's cold just like her touch and it makes you shiver. she grins, and if she had been just the slightest bit farther away you would've seen her fangs glint in the moonlight, "because right now i could just eat you up." she leans down like she's going to, like you were going to end up just like that treasure hoarder, and it's mostly just to get a rise out of you, to scare you out of your stupefied state. it does the trick and you push her away, she lets you, as you try to get impossibly closer to the tree, creating as much distance as possible.
you know it's irrational, to think that she'd hurt you now even though she hasn't after all this time, she's had plenty of opportunities considering the amount of time you spend alone together. but nothing seems rational anymore because your almost girlfriend is a vampire and you just watched her kill someone. "i'll– i'll go get kaeya right now!" you threaten, though you know it's a lie, you couldn't get so much as 40 feet away from her without being caught. "and what are you gonna tell him? that you saw big bad rosaria in the woods sucking someone's blood? do you really think he'll believe you? or do you think he'll tell you not to drink so much tomorrow night..?" she crosses her arms over her chest like she's expecting you to answer, but your mind is racing and all you can think about it how you could even try to get out of here.
you really should have brought something, anything, with you, but you settle for grabbing onto a branch and breaking it off, holding it out in front of you like a weapon. rosaria raises an eyebrow, reaching out to grab onto the other end and pull you towards her before tugging the branch from your hand completely and dropping it to the ground. she has a hand around your waist, holding you in place, as the other reaches up to tuck your hair behind your ear. she leans forward, nipping at your earlobe with her sharp teeth, "really, baby, if i was going to kill you by now i would have."
tags ;; @hxnabanana , @jupeteer <33
#reblogging this now so i can read it after pulling an all nighter on this fucking thesis#IT'S SO ILLEGAL THE FACT THAT NOT ENOUGH PPL TALK ABOUT VAMP!ROSARIA#like?? what are yall doing??!2'ebw#she's a zombie lookin' goth girl (/pos) much more vampire can she get?#plus the fact that she works in the church makes it xtra appropriate in an ironic manner yfm#read this shit rn i dont even have to read it to say that it's good#will still ofc read it tho ofc i aint missing out like some bitches out there /hj#｡ﾟ•┈୨♡୧┈•ﾟ｡#✧ : rosaria#¡ genshin impact !#📸.nsfw
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