I think people may not be as keen on April Fool’s day pranks as much. It can be pretty annoying to deal with random pranks from people you don’t know. But I wasn’t gonna let that stop me. I decided on going for the classic prank with a whoopee cushion and hid it on a park bench I was sitting on. I spy Ronen Rubenstein on a walk through the park and talk him into sitting next to me, which he unknowingly falls for my trick. The sound of the cushion going off and his mortified face was priceless, I could not stop cackling. Ronen, embarrassed and annoyed, decided it was his turn for the prank and stood up and prepared to sit again. Ronen laughed at my mortified face when I stopped laughing and saw his bare butt coming towards my head. “It was just a prank! Let me go!” I cry out as he slurps me up, but it’s inaudible from inside him. I’m sealed deep within his bowels, Ronen casually patting his cheeks. “April Fool’s! You belong to my butt know” Ronen mocks before continuing his walk.

Tommorow yoy will wake uo to find out it was all a prank. or maybe not.

i watched tom holland be cock vored by tom ellies he slowly swallowed him up smacking his ass and pettting the bulge in his cock holland made as he slowly entered his balls and ellies masterbated like mad melting holland into jizz before noticing me winking and jizzing hollands remains all over me

Run.

Who’s in the mood for an Easter egg hunt? This year I’ve shrunk down a ton of celebs and put them into plastic eggs as part of an egg hunt, and their only hope to return to normal is to not get found. Of course, anyone can participate, and they’re yours to keep if found. But if you can’t find anyone, you’ll be used for next year’s hunt. Sound like fun?

I got a pretty good haul this year.

"No. Bash isn't coming back next season."

"None of your business that's why!"

Who do I belong with if Andrew and Sebastian ARE my food preferences?

Just saying but Trevor is one of the hottest guys I’ve ever seen and he’s not even a celebrity. I wish I could see more of him.

Hi Trev! but seriously, I was in the middle of writing a Trevor story when I kind of lost steam and even had to edit it for current events at one point. Maybe I'll get around to finishing that.

Nathan Parsons has been on a stranded island for years, he’d grown strong, but lonely. His desire to see another person is second only to the horny fantasies he has. Luck smiles on him, because the boat I was on had an emergency, and the raft I was on drifted onto the island. He sees me, a weak twink washed up on the beach and looking for help, and is immediately horny, already fantasizing what he’ll do to me. He charges and pins me to the ground, then starts tearing off my clothes and bending me over. He begins by breeding my hole and enjoying my moans. After finishing he sits on my face, grinding on my nose forcing me to inhale his manly stink. Nathan still wants more, so he sits back more and forces me deep inside, the stink worsening as I'm trapped in his booty. Nathan’s butt bloats out so much, he struggles to walk at first. He loves his new butt though groping the colossal cheeks and sitting down to feel me squished in my prison. Nathan eventually gets used to the feeling and walks off with his ass wobbling with each step. Already horny from having a new toy to sate his lust forever.

a week later a rescue team arrived. but only one of you could be rescued.

Can we have more of Flick the flea?

For a 90s relic like flick, the 2020s are a goldmine. Since many of today's heartthrobs weren't even born in the 90s. They won't suspect a thing until it's too late.

I bet Henry Cavill is a Top predator who´s eaten many a fans to gain his massive body. I believe if we ever found out, we wouldn´t mind, he´s such a perfect man!

He is perfect. He eats fans for fun and other actors for self preservation. (He wouldn't give up Superman OR the Witcher without a fight.) but he's not invincivble. just remember that.

Did Justin finally finish out Trevor? I was wondering how long they would last. Or are they enjoying the married life?

You've got it backwards. Trevor ate Justin. but they are still together. Why wouldn't they be? It's not like Justin can walk away.

I need an idea for the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for my boyfriend. What’s the best gift to show how much I love him?

Since Andrew Biernat has covered over 100 dirty romance novels, Maybe your partner would cover him with something dirtier for the day of romance.

Have you ever heard of Jamar Pusch (Kingofpecs)? That´s a top Predator for sure! Looking at that body itself is more than enough to prove that to anyone.

For sure he's got some big boys in those big boys.

shawn mendes invites a fan back to his trailer. while cuddling, he absorbs me into his stomach and i become part of his tummy forever

Oops! Yeah this happens a lot. He just can't hold onto a man litterally or figuritively.

Hi me again (I'm insatiable I'm sorry in advance). I'm imagining nikita kislov as the pred in a g/t oral vore scenario and it's making me lose my mind. The idea of him as a giant is just. Really hot idk man

He loves swimming in the vast oceans. Cruise ships our like bath toys to him. Sometimes he even finds something tasty inside. The best one had Onedirection and 5sos on board for shows.

Can you write about Thomas sanders going and eating a ton of people with his butt and it grows

So that's where Matpat went.

We need more kit Connor vore! He would be such a cutie pie pred

He's like a cute little black hole that likes to suck up older men.

Joe Locke as a pred? Those abs

Nick Robinson helped pave the the way for those abs. In more ways than one. But now is Joe's time.