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horseisekai · 7 days
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Fluttergirl Bath Water
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Gooooooood marening, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! We got two and a half solid hours of Trixie appreciation, toe trolling, and one neurotypical short king.
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horseisekai · 7 days
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Fluttergirl Bath Water
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Gooooooood marening, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! We got two and a half solid hours of Trixie appreciation, toe trolling, and one neurotypical short king.
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horseisekai · 16 days
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Hey, everypony. Spark here. My dang hoof hurts, so the podcast might be a little late. We're fine and have a doozy of an episode for you next week <3
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horseisekai · 21 days
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yeah so i went to go visit my friend-
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horseisekai · 28 days
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You'll Never Defeat My Mons Pubis
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Goooooood morning, everypony! We have a shiny new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? coming at you hot! We got a good one for you, folks. We got boys that should be allowed to smell things, we ask if this is one of your skibidi toilets, and you know we're kinning a pump.
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horseisekai · 1 month
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Spell That Just Fucking Kills You
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Gooooood marening, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? Come with us as we save a car and ride a horseboy while talking about Too Many Pinkie Pies!
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horseisekai · 2 months
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Spike's Sweaty Claws
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Good morning, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! Come, watch as Mister Spikevedere sweats on his own claws, learn a little about pomf, and say "crystals" a couple times.
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horseisekai · 2 months
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Hagpilled and Crone Mode
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Gooooood afternoon, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! Come notice that Shining Armor's balls never dropped and enjoy a crystal cheesewich with us as we discuss the first part of The Crystal Empire!
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horseisekai · 3 months
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🥺 Pussy Princess?
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Gooooood morning, everypony! We have TWO hot new episodes of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! It's a big day! We cover the season two finale, meet some very good bugs, get snortballed, and generally have a gay ol' bug time.
We worked extra hard on this one, so I'm super excited to show it to you all.
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horseisekai · 3 months
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tomorrow.... Big Horse Events
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horseisekai · 4 months
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Long Face Value
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Goooood morning, everypony! Come watch as Spark and Beans get invited to a Canterlot wedding on this week's episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? Come watch as half a dozen royal guards take one look at some foaltenyl and immediately die.
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horseisekai · 5 months
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Pregnant With Donut Excitement
Good morning, everypony! Whether Hearth's Warming is treating you well or not, we have a cool new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?
Come appreciate two loafs and get pregnant with donut excitement!
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horseisekai · 6 months
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Cranky Doodle Wife Guy
Good morning, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria for you! Come agree that you should let boys say things before women banish me to the eyeball zone.
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horseisekai · 6 months
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horseisekai · 6 months
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Boylashes
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Gooooood morning, everypony! We got a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you!
Come join us on Spike's gender quest as we add some mysterious bulges to Rainbow Dash's muscular bones!
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horseisekai · 7 months
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Got Me In My Tummy Hurtussy
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Gooooood morning, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! Come marvel at some wild lore implications and meet Solid Sparkle as we talk It's About Time in Got Me In My Tummy Hurtussy!
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horseisekai · 7 months
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The Bechdick Test
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Good morning, everypony! Come fuck a nerd for asparagus with us in a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? The tree outside Fluttershy's house is dying. Reblog to make it die faster.
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