i think we all need to start accepting the fact that butters is batshit crazy and also so so so defensive. yes he is cute and silly and goofy, but he is also very capable of smashing in your kneecaps then calling you slurs. he would NOT be kenny’s sweet little short fem fluffball of joy. he would gag at the thought then internalize x1000 more trans misogyny.
Stan starts consuming socialist media because "oh Wendy will like me if I Get Political" but genuinely ends up radicalizing himself in the process and one night at the family dinner table he, completely unprompted, blurts out "Mom, why do millions of people die in poverty while the rich make billions and billions :(" with this exact expression
kenny loves hanging out with tweek because tweek always at the very least seems dismayed by his bad choices like usually when kenny goes “i bet you guys 20 dollars i can eat dumpster fish without throwing up” everyone else he knows is like “hell yes brother” but when he does that to tweek he simply becomes so distressed and confused and offers to just Give him 20 dollars to Not Do That and kennys always like “wow tweek…youre a real pal i’ve never thought that not eating dumpster fish was even an option you rule!”
I have this ST runaway road-trip Vegas fic planned where they’re all thrown into an intense mentally ill conflict resolution rollercoaster with each other and I kinda really wanna do the same thing but with South Park characters. would be weird to write 2 different versions of the same concept with different characters & dynamics but also this is fanfic and i can and should do whatever the hell i want
“I can’t have them so I’ll just be such an insanely good friend that no romantic partner could ever meet the standards I set for them” is such a real mindset actually