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Random silly texts between the main 4 (PT 3!!)
a/n: made another one of these cuz I have no motivation to finish the request i’m currently working on 🤗 (part 1) (part 2)
stan marsh
kyle broflovski
kenny mccormick
eric cartman
#south park x reader#sp x reader#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#cartman x reader#south park headcanons#eric cartman x reader#kenny mccormick x reader#kenny x reader#stan marsh#kyle brovlofski#kyle broflovski x reader
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Hello I love your work, could you write seperate headcanons for kenny & butters with a reader who can’t help but talk a lot and is insecure about it?
Butters & Kenny x Reader who talks a lot (HCS)
a/n: reader is gn, characters are in highschool. this was kinda rushed so sorry if it isn’t the best !
Butters Stotch
• butters absolutely adores it when you rant to him about whatever is on your mind, he simply loves the sound of your voice
• he will occasionally pipe in and add something to the conversation, whether it be his own opinion or rather agreeing with what you’re saying
“and that happened all in one day!!! can you believe that?!”
“wowie! well that’s just the darnedest thing i’ve ever heard!!!”
• you also always fill him in the latest gossip, he’s basically one of the girls at this point. (the other girls usually include him whenever there’s a big shit talking session 🤭)
“and she had the audacity to tell me to calm down 😒”
“well— she sounds like a real bitch to me!!”
“that’s exactly what I said!!!!”
• his jaw drops the moment you apologise for talking too much, immediately reassuring you that you aren’t annoying him at all
“sorry if i’m talking too much..”
“huh?? well don’t be sorry!! I don’t mind at all!!”
“are you sure..? one of the kids I sometimes hang out with told me I talk a lot and I just—“
“y/n!! whoever told you that is just a big ol’ meanie, don’t listen to them. I think you have the most beautiful voice and you need to use it all the time”
“butters.”
“y/n..?”
“I love you so much.”
“aw…!!! well i love you too!! 🤗”
• he says the sweetest things without even realizing it. It’s one of the main things you love about him because you know he’s being completely honest
Kenny Mccormick
• kenny goes completely silent whenever you start your rants, his eyes locked on your lips as he observes every little expression you make
• the way your eyes shine whenever you’re talking about your interests, and the way your nose scrunches up whenever you talk about something/someone you dislike
“and that’s when she told me— kenny?? are you even paying attention??”
“sorry, your lips keep distracting me”
“well pay attention, i’m getting to the good part!”
“you mean the part where we make out? 😝”
“😐”
• other than that, he does really enjoy getting to hear about your day. he just gets sidetracked really easily, sometimes tuning you out while he stares off into the distance
• whenever he does this you always notice, trailing off until you stop talking completely. he picks up on your silence pretty much right after, wondering why you stopped
“what’s wrong?”
“am I talking too much?”
“huh?? where did that come from??”
“this kid got really mad at me today and asked if I knew how to shut up because I apparently never stop talking”
“the fuck??? who told you that? I’ll beat their ass 😠”
“I dunno. they aren’t wrong though, do talk a lot”
“so what? you’re not hurting anyone. fuck them, you can just talk to me. I don’t care that you talk a lot, I love listening to you”
“awww, thanks ken”
“yeah yeah, anyways what were you saying about yesterday?”
• even when it may seem like he isn’t paying attention, he remembers everything you say— down to the minute details. (his favourite part is still once the conversation is over and he gets to kiss you 😙)
#south park x reader#sp x reader#kenny mccormick#south park headcanons#kenny mccormick x reader#kenny x reader#sp butters#butters x reader#butters stotch#south park
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Not enough butters appreciation smh 😔 since ny sweet boy deserves better can I pls get headcanons of a reader who has like a MASSIVE crush on him and is super affectionate and sweet with him and he's not used to it
Butters x Reader who has a Massive Crush on him
a/n: YES PLS MORE BUTTERS REQUESTS!!! I agree 100% he doesn’t get enough appreciation and he’s literally one of my favourite characters (apart from clyde) 🙁🙁
• you’ve always been head over heels for butters, the way he’s so sweet and genuine to others and how he never has any underlying intentions when he’s being friendly to you always gave you butterflies
• he of course is completely oblivious to your crush, assuming you just think of him as really good pal
• butters isn’t used to someone being so openly affectionate towards him, so when you start showing him affection he gets confused and unsure how to react
• he often blushes and stammers, not knowing how to handle your overwhelming sweetness
• is soo confused, like somebody actually likes being around him???? AND they’re not just using him?????
• despite his confusion you are super patient. you know that butters may need time to adjust to your affectionate nature, you simply enjoy making him feel appreciated
• you despise how everyone uses him, constantly finding yourself sticking up for him even when he doesn’t realize he needs it
• you get so defensive whenever somebody exploits his naivety, though often times he reassures you that it’s okay and he is willingly helping whoever is taking advantage of him. (he doesn’t understand he’s just being used)
“butters just think about it before you agree, please? for me?”
“w—well alright…”
• it sometimes ends with you stopping him, while other times you aren’t so lucky. you make sure to tag along just in case something happens anyways
• complimenting him throughout the day is a must, it will successfully leave him feeling giddy and majorly boosts his confidence
• the first time it happened probably went like this;
“your smile is really cute :)”
“aw gee!! thanks y/n!!! you have a cute smile too!!!”
“☺️”
“…wait”
• takes a minute for him to realise what you just said. he literally NEVER gets compliments so it catches him off guard
• immediately goes red and fiddles with his thumbs as he usually does when he gets shy
• his reaction made you want to compliment him all the time, it irks you so much that he’s never really had much affection towards him
• you usually suggest places to hang out, like at an arcade or a restaurant, etc. he will agree to go no matter where it is, he’s just happy to have somebody who genuinely wants to be around him
• chilling at home together is equally as fun, watching movies while either you play with his hair or he plays with yours
• his parents adore you, they constantly ask if you want to come over for lunch/dinner. they’ll even make an exception for you to visit whenever butters is grounded
• one time you actually got grounded with butters for doing something silly, so you had to stay in his room for the entirety of your stay. you ended up having alot of fun that day, and you got closer to butters so you decide it was worth the grounding
• butters will sometimes surprise you with homemade gifts, or he’ll save up his money to buy you something you’ve mentioned wanting a few times
“do ya like it?? I made it ‘specially for you!!”
“…this is the nicest gift anyone has ever gotten me 😖”
“a—are you crying?!”
• your heart practically melts, it baffles you how somebody can be so pure and yet doesn’t get the love he deserves from others
• it doesn’t take long before he starts to realize just how much he enjoys your company, your sweetness and affection leaving him with a funny feeling in his stomach after hanging out. and he finds himself falling for you too
• I feel like he would probably confess to you almost immediately after he realizes his feelings for you
• you would be hanging out at his place playing a board game, until he can’t hold it in any longer and just straight up confesses
“I—I really like you y/n! like… I like— like you… do you uh.. like— like me too??”
“of course I like— like you too butters!!! I have for ages, I thought you already knew??”
“really?!? I had no idea!!!”
“and here I thought I made it so obvious.”
• the two of you start dating afterwards and nobody is surprised, almost everybody thought you were already a couple so!!
• anyways, he tries his hardest to be the best partner ever. and you do the same, making sure he knows how much you love him everyday <3
#south park x reader#sp x reader#south park headcanons#butters x reader#butters leopold stotch#butters stotch#southpark butters#sp butters
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Hello!! I really loved your cartman and reader who’s like his sister headcanons so i had a similar request
could you write another wholesome headcanons for a female reader who treats karen like her little sister? the reader only had brothers so karen is like her adoptive younger sister, and how would kenny react?? maybe he also has a crush on her? sorry if it’s too much <33
Karen McCormick w/ Fem!Reader who treats her like a younger sister
a/n: ty for the request! I had a lot of fun writing this and I love karen, she and her brothers deserve sm better :C I hope you like it 🎉🎉 (reader is in highschool & karen is 12-13)
• growing up with brothers was a struggle to say the least
• it’s not like you didn’t love them or anything, you just found yourself yearning for a sisterly bond
• so when you first met karen you instantly felt a connection and took on the role as the protective older sister 💪😤
• you met her at the park one day, she seemed really upset so you approached her and asked if she was okay
"my friends ditched me to go shopping, they said I couldn't come because I wouldn’t even be able to buy anything..."
“……do you want me to beat them up"
• ngl you probably freaked her out a bit at first LMAO
• she’s like ??? who are you???
• the only reason you recognised her was because she’s related to kenny. and even then, you barely spoke to him so it took you a little while to realize who she was
• to cheer her up, you took her to go shopping by yourselves. you willingly payed for whatever she wanted (though she argued that you didn't have to). and from that day on, you found yourselves hanging out frequently
• karen was definitely unsure at first, she’s never had an older female friend before so she didn’t know how to behave.
• but as time went on she started to open up, and before you knew it, you were having deep conversations and learnt a lot about her
• you occasionally invite her over to your place. and you have a girls night! giving each other makeovers, playing video games and watching horror movies is the usual routine
• since karen is also in the same sister-less situation as you, she will go to you for advice if it’s something she doesn’t want to talk to kenny about
• driving around mindlessly while blasting music is another fun activity you and karen enjoy (you jokingly follow people around town and make them think you guys are stalkers 🤭)
“isn’t that Clyde Donovan?”
“yah I think so”
“let’s follow him next”
“good idea 🫡”
• you then proceeded to follow him around until he took off running and squealing
• going over to her house is a rare occurrence, and it only ever happens when nobody else is there. you suspect that it’s because of her parents
• she only told you a little about them, but from what you heard they weren't very good people. luckily she has her older brother to take care of her, even though you didn't know kenny very well it sounded like karen really admired him
• speaking of kenny… karen constantly begs you to become friends with him. the conversation usually goes like this;
“you guys would be such good friends!! and then you can fall in love, get married and have babies so I can be a cool auntie!!!”
“…”
“😇”
“what! 😃”
• you do eventually run into kenny one day when you’re dropping karen off at home and he waits until karen can’t hear to thank you for everything
• you suddenly start seeing him a lot more after that encounter, getting to know him as well (karen teases you whenever she sees you two hanging out)
• he also joins you two whenever you’re at their house, and you manage to force him into modelling with you doing his makeup and karen paints his nails (he claims that he’s only doing it for karen but in all honesty he just likes spending time with you)
• sometimes when it’s a nice night out, you’ll take karen out to go stargazing
• you find a nice spot somewhere just out of town and you lay down either on the top of your car or on the grass
• pointing out silly imaginary constellations and giggling about them until you get tired and go back home
• you couldn’t wish for a better sister 🫶
#south park x reader#sp x reader#kenny mccormick x reader#kenny x reader#karen mccormick#kenny mccormick#headcanons#south park headcanons#wholesome#platonic
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Random silly texts between the main 4 (PT 2!!)
a/n: these are literally so fun to make, also christmas music slaps no matter the time of year 😤 (part 1) (part 3)
stan marsh
kyle broflovski
kenny mccormick
eric cartman
#south park x reader#sp x reader#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#south park main 4#stan marsh#kyle brovlofski#cartman x reader#main 4#south park main four#stan marsh x reader#kyle broflovski x reader#kenny mccormick x reader#texts
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HEYY CAN YOU PLEASEEEEE DO A STAN SMUT IF YOURE COMFORTABLE!!!! FEM READER, AND OFC AGED UP! LOVE YOUR WORK
Stan Marsh x Fem!Reader smut (HCS)
a/n; AHH TYSM FOR THE REQUEST!!! this is my first smut request so it may not be the best, BUT I TRIED. (also hope u don’t mind these are headcanons!!)
CW; nsfw, characters are aged up!!
• when the topic of sex was first brought up after the two of you had been dating for a while, stan could’ve vomited right then and there
• not because he didn’t like the idea or anything!! in fact, the thought of sex was a definite reoccurring fantasy in his mind
• however he never had the courage (or the stomach) to suggest it to you, he’s always wanted to make sure you would never feel pressured. so he decided to wait until you mentioned it
• but man, he was definitely not prepared for the conversation to actually happen
• probably went all red and tried to play it cool, attempting to make himself seem confident about it. he’d focus on keeping calm, hoping his old habit of throwing up wouldn’t make a comeback
• I imagine stan would have some past experience. possibly from a random fling or an ex, so he isn’t clueless when it comes to sex
• but he wants it to be perfect for you, which is what causes himself to be so nervous
• at first his actions would be kinda awkward, not knowing where to place his hands or at what pace would be most comfortable for you
• constantly checks with you to see if you’re doing okay
“is this good..? can I put my hands here??”
• after some guidance and reassurance, he’d gain his confidence
• once you had sex for the first time, he realised that he wanted it more often afterwards
• stan is definitely a switch, depending on his mood. if he’s feeling lazy then he loves it when you take control, one of his favourite positions is having you on top of him. he adores watching your expressions as you ride him, it’s enough to make him cum right then and there
• however if he’s feeling more dominant, he will flip you onto your back and fuck you until you both are too tired to continue
• this man LOVES praise, if you even mention him doing a good job he gets super hard and has such a goofy lovesick smile on his face
• I don’t think he’s too vocal during sex, maybe grunting occasionally but other than that he’s pretty quiet
• if he has alot of pent up frustration, he will most likely take it out on you and get rougher when fucking you— it’s very noticeable if he starts to degrade/praise you
“you’re so beautiful…”
“fuck.. you’re mine yeah?”
“that’s right, take it like the pretty little whore you are..”
• I feel like it’s always a 50/50 chance with stan and foreplay, sometimes you’d start with a heated makeout session, usually ending with you beneath him on his bed while his hands roam your body
• and then other times foreplay simply doesn’t exist, he just strips you of your clothes and fucks you immediately
• stan also loves to finger you, seeing you squirm and watching your expressions gives him a huge confidence boost knowing that he’s the only one who can make you feel that kind of pleasure
• also deeply appreciates it when you give him a blowjob if he’s ever feeling frustrated or stressed, the best stress reliever is having your mouth wrapped around his cock while he grips onto your hair and his eyes roll back into his head
“just like that... you’re such a good girl for me..”
• aftercare is always a hit and miss, most times he just falls asleep with you in his arms. other times he will help clean you up and probably just do the bare minimum
• the conversations after sex are the best part, stan will always let you know how much he loves you and how well you did— already looking forward to the next time
#south park x reader#sp x reader#stan marsh x reader#stan marsh#smut#south park smut#headcanons#south park#stan marsh headcanons
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Random silly texts between the main 4
a/n; this is just for fun, you can take these as either platonic or romantic !! (they are the grey texts) (part 2) (part 3)
stan marsh
kyle broflovski
kenny mccormick
eric cartman
#south park x reader#sp x reader#eric cartman#cartman x reader#main 4#south park main 4#stan marsh#kyle brovlofski#kenny mccormick#stan marsh x reader#kenny mccormick x reader#kyle broflovski x reader#texts
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Hi, i was wondering if you could do some wholesome headcannons for Y/N (who acts like Douchebag in the sot game) Thats like a sister to Cartman. His mother adores her and he likes to bully her. But when others do it hes like "No only i can >:/"
Cartman w/ reader who’s like a sister to him
a/n: this is an old request that’s been sitting in my inbox for over 2 yrs, decided to write it as my first request since i’ve returned :3
• oh boy, cartman as a brother figure could be both great and awful.
• having first met you he would notice how quiet and chill you are, trying to get you to crack on many different occasions (failing miserably everytime). he never really cared too much about you. however once you started to spend more time with him and you found yourself at his house quite often, you developed an unexpected sibling bond with him
• he would definitely take advantage of your silence whenever he asks for a favour, immediately roping you into any and all of his problems. (kind of like butters— however he doesn’t screw you over as much)
• the teasing is the worst part. he knows exactly what ticks you off and how to break your silent facade
“HAHAHA YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE!!”
“… 🙂”
• he knows when to stop though
• he unfortunately learnt his lesson after you beat the crap out of him for pushing you way past your limit!! (i just love sibling bonding experiences)
• aside from all of that… cartman is actually really fun to be around when he’s not being an asshole. the two of you usually spend your time together playing video games and doing random shit outside in the snow
• his mom absolutely adores you!!! she would constantly ask cartman if you would be coming over to their place later, always making sure to cook extra for dinner just in case
• cartman definitely gets jealous over his mom pampering you, thinks that she should pay more attention to her real son. and to piss him off even more, his mom always makes sure he shares everything with you
“but myeeeem… those are my cheesy poofs 🤬”
“😈😈”
• cartman’s mom is completely oblivious to any of the sibling rivalry, instead tells cartman he just needs to learn to share
• both of you have a silent agreement to always stick up for each other if either of you are being bullied, (not that cartman really needs help)
• i don’t think cartman would straight up defend you, however he would take your side in more subtle ways
“come on guys, let’s cut y/n some slack… otherwise she’ll get all depressed and probably start crying..”
“😐”
• but if anyone ever hurt you physically or did bully you to the point of actually hurting you, cartman will find out and go on a tangent about how he’s the only person who’s allowed to do that. plus if he’s in a bad mood then he’d probably figure out a way to ruin their life
• anyways.. at the end of most days, you find yourself sleeping on the floor in cartman’s room (he kicks you off his bed) and the two of you stay up late having silly conversations— finding yourselves laughing so hard to the point of tears
• until his mom comes in and tells you to go to bed because it’s a school night 🙄
• the two of you never listen, secretly doing an all nighter then feeling like absolute crap the next day. (it’s just a nightly tradition at this point)
• a lot of kids at school mistake you two for actually being related, which never fails to make you smile
• maybe he isn’t such a bad non biological brother after all
#south park x reader#sp x reader#eric cartman#cartman x reader#eric cartman x reader#platonic#sibling trope#south park#south park headcanons#s
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✧.* Masterlist ✧.*
stan marsh
stan x fem!reader smut HCS (nsfw)
kyle broflovski
n/a
kenny mccormick
kenny x reader who talks a lot
old requests -
awkward until comfortable, then chaotic reader
male reader who dresses feminine
reacting to his s/o playing osu
eric cartman
cartman with a reader who is like his sister
old requests -
cartman with his s/o who is stressed while doing a class presentation
cartman waiting for his s/o while they attend group therapy
reacting to his s/o playing osu
cartman with an s/o who has an anxiety disorder
leopold “butters” stotch
butters x reader who has a massive crush on him
butters x reader who talks a lot
old request -
butters with his s/o who is stressed while doing a class presentation
craig tucker
old requests -
male reader who dresses feminine
craig with an s/o who has an anxiety disorder
karen mccormick (platonic only)
karen w/ fem!reader who treats her like a little sister
main 4 (& butters sometimes); stan, kyle, kenny, cartman
random silly texts between the main 4
random silly texts between the main 4 (PT2!!)
random silly texts between the main 4 (PT3!!)
old request -
main 4 reacting to reader who plays a month long game of tag with craig’s gang every 3 months (platonic)
craig’s gang; craig, tweek, clyde, jimmy, tolkien
old requests -
reader who plays a month long game of tag with craig’s gang every 3 months (platonic)
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✧.* Rules ✧.*
what i will write; oneshots, headcanons, fluff, angst, romance (aged up!!), platonic, afab & gn reader (I struggle with writing accurately for a male reader)
what i won’t write; yandere, deep topics (sh, ed, etc),
requesting guide; my requests are usually open however if there’s too many then i will close them, i try to get as many requests done as quickly as i can but it may take a while depending if i’m busy irl, i will choose which requests i will and won’t write for
if you do submit a request, please make it clear. for example; “Can i request headcanons for ______, how would they be with a clingy s/o”
characters I will write for;
stan marsh
kyle brovfloski
kenny mccormick
eric cartman
leopold “butters” stotch
craig tucker
clyde donovan
tolkien black
tweek tweak
jimmy valmer
wendy testaburger
bebe stevens
main characters siblings (platonic only)
all of the characters are aged up for any romantic requests!!!
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✧.* Introduction ✧.*
➸ she / her
➸ rules
➸ masterlist
my name is haleigh, but I’m usually called hallie or hal :3
this is a strictly a south park only account
requests are highly appreciated <33
please read rules b4 requesting!!
hope you enjoy my blog!! :>
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Hello again!! I’m the anon who requested the ‘tag’ headcanon’s, I loved it so much It’s so nice to see someone else has watched the same movie as me :))
So this request is like a part two I guess?? Instead of the main 4, can I get some headcanon’s with reader and Craig’s gang playing tag in their pov? Platonic again and reader is still gender neutral!
Hey! I was hoping to get another request from you :DD this is so wholesome and makes me so happy help
The day before you all decided on the game and the rules, you and the gang would’ve been hanging out in the park telling each other stupid stories and laughing at random things
That’s when you came up with the great idea to start playing tag as a tradition, at first you suggested it as a joke but everyone seemed to love the idea so that’s how it first started
The rest of the day was spent brainstorming rules for the game, most of them were random and honestly didn’t make any sense but none of you cared
Once the game actually started, you guys ran around town tagging each other (and almost getting hit by multiple cars)
The best place to play Tag is at school, that’s when things got extremely competitive. A lot of the times you have gotten detention but it’s all worth it in the end if it means not being ‘it’
You tend to be the most dedicated to the game, disguising yourself as other students at school, hiding in unauthorised places, etc. Being this dedicated means you are hardly ever ‘it’ however you have been caught off guard multiple times, sometimes the others even gang up on you
Craig never seems enthusiastic about the game but he’s actually one of the best taggers (after you of course) he may not be the type to initiate a chase, but he’s certainly good at ambushing when it’s least expected. It’s really easy to tag him though, he simply can’t be bothered to run away
Tweek is the fastest out of the group, he’s always on edge and knows exactly when someone is about to try and tag him. Once he does get tagged it will take ages for him to tag someone else, he’s always thinking of the worst that could happen
Jimmy may struggle to escape when he’s about to be tagged but he always has a backup plan, and it’s the same for when he’s ‘it’ too
“H-Hey (y/n)… I n-n-need to talk to you about s-something…”
“Jimmy are you ok?”
“Y-Yeah it- It’s just…. y-you’re it”
And even though Jimmy has used the exact same scenario to tag you over and over again, no matter how many times he does it you always seem to fall for it
Tolkien has the most fun with the game, he’s just so happy that he could find a friend group as great as the one he’s in. He’s also really good at escaping from the tagger, but ends up feeling bad for them so he’ll let them tag him purposely then act like he slipped up
Clyde is such a baby when he gets tagged, he’ll whine and complain until someone gives in and just lets him tag them so he’ll shut up. He also likes to team up with you because he knows you’re the best player, but no matter what he does the month usually ends with him being ‘it’
Despite everything the game lasts for years none of you ever quit, it’s because of this that you stay friends throughout most of your life
#south park x reader#sp x reader#south park headcanons#requests#craig tucker#token black#clyde donovan#tweek tweak#jimmy valmer
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Hi Vexinn! Hope you’re doing alright, so I have a request and it might seem a little confusing so I’ll try explain it properly-
First off, I’m not sure if you write like this but could it be headcanon’s of the main 4 but all together?? Platonic, and gender neutral reader ^^
This idea is based off my comfort movie called ‘Tag’ if you haven’t seen it basically it’s a group of friends who play tag for a month every year, and have been doing it for 30 years. They go way over the top just so they aren’t ‘it’ by the end of the month
Ok so the actual request is, how would the main 4 react to reader playing tag with craig’s gang every three months. I really hope this is fine and I know it’s a weird request but I’ve had the idea in my head for so long <33
OMG, THIS REQUEST HAD ME SCREAMING/pos I’ve actually watched tag over 5 times at least, I haven’t seen it in a while though and completely forgot about It until just now 😭
This idea is so freaking cute, how are you guys so creative with requests I could never come up with something like this
When the tradition first started, the boys would’ve been absolutely clueless. They’d be walking through school together with Butters, then suddenly see you run straight past them in a fit of laughter
Of course they would quickly realise you were being chased as the rest of Craig’s group are desperately trying to keep up, while Craig himself simply walks after all of you with his hands out
Cartman’s immediate reaction would be something like “Holy shit, they must’ve pissed off Craig”
Butters would then explain the situation and how you guys are going to start playing it after every three months for the rest of your lives
The boys would be very doubtful that it would last that long, and decided it was only going to be a one week thing. They would also talk about how it’s a children’s game and that they’re too old for that sort of thing anyways
In class you and craig’s gang would be running around tagging each other constantly but only when Mr Garrison had his back turned, so you wouldn’t get into trouble, it would annoy the hell out of some of the kids in class. Especially Cartman when Tweek accidentally bumps into his table
This would go on for three weeks, everyday one of you coming up with stupid ideas to tag the other. And honestly everyone ended up getting used to it, some even wishing they had a friend group like that
However the game made it kind of impossible for the boys to be able to hang out with you, just because you were always on edge and honestly they were all bit jealous since you started hanging out with Craig’s group more
But you reassured them it was only gonna last another week, and that you would have three whole months without playing
After you convinced them (and got tagged in the process) they seemed ease up about the game and just try to get used to it, Cartman might attempt to convince Stan, Kyle and Kenny to play their own game and prove that they were the superior friend group
As expected their game would only last like a day or two before they got sick of it and moved on. Probably because something ridiculous happened to them, just like all the other episodes in South Park
Once a month was finished and Clyde was the last it, everything went back to normal and you got to spend time with the main 4 again. The boys were really happy you hadn’t forgotten about them, you knew they were overreacting but kept your mouth closed
So now after every three months, everyone just prepares themselves for the game of tag to occur. I think the gif at the top of this is an appropriate reaction for once they realise what month it is
#south park x reader#sp x reader#requests#south park headcanons#south park main 4#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#kyle broflovski#stan marsh
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I’m sorry if I’m too annoying today, I was thinking about asking for this 😭 and if we can ask for 3 characters: Cartman (okay he’s my fave I admit), Craig, Jimmy? (Like always, headcanons and separated)
Since I have two diagnoses, I’m gonna ask for the more “popular”:
How would the boys deal in general with someone who suffers from anxiety disorder?
It’s kind of hard for me to tell my exact problems, because it interferes with another diagnosis 😅 but I guess that in general it would be eating in a crowd, speaking in front of people, rarely panic attacks,…
Hope it’s okay again! <3
I know this is late but I literally had no motivation to write for two days, You aren’t annoying at all! Honestly, you can request as much as you want as long as they’re open ^^
also I completely forgot to mention it in my introduction but I don’t usually write for more than two people at a time, so I’ll just do Cartman and Craig for now if that’s alright
Cartman wouldn’t understand at all, he just doesn’t know why people could get so anxious over things that are normal for everyone
He will most likely make fun of them for it, he’s an asshole and there’s no excuse for that
However there would be those rare moments where the kinder side of Cartman shows, like if he was alone with you and your anxiety was really bad then he’d try to distract you from it
Even though he’s horrible at comforting people, it doesn’t mean he wouldn’t try. Only when no one else is around of course
Speaking in public isn’t a problem to Cartman, so if you didn’t want to, then he would gladly volunteer to do it for you instead. No one would question it either just because they’re so used to Cartman trying to be the centre of attention
He’d ask his friends what they know about anxiety disorder and if they ever got suspicious, Cartman would simply brush it off and tell them he wanted to know for one of his usual plots
When you have a panic attack, Cartman would notice something is wrong with you almost instantly but would have no idea what to do. Unless you explain to him that you need to leave the area, or drag him away then he wont be much help
Craig is so chill when it comes to others with anxiety, like he knows exactly what to do when you are struggling
He’s so good at comforting?? If you need something to calm your nerves then be sure that Craig will get it for you asap, and he will even get new things for you to try like fidgets
Just like Cartman, Craig will speak up for you if you aren’t comfortable with doing so. But he will also help you try get better at speaking in front of others, like practicing with a fake crowd
If you started to have a panic attack at school or just anywhere near a large group of people, Craig will lead you to somewhere quiet and comfort you
Craig would do a lot of research on Anxiety Disorder so he can understand you better, he looks at different methods to use during a panic attack then remembers them off by heart
He is extremely patient with you, and always reassures that you’re doing great when doing things that make you anxious
#south park x reader#sp x reader#cartman x reader#eric cartman#eric cartman x reader#craig x reader#craig tucker x reader#craig tucker
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Hey :D 👋
I see some people request for 2 characters so I’m gonna do exactly that :D
I love Eric T. Cartman (if that’s okay) and Kenny M.
I see you also do headcanons so let’s keep that. And how would they react to their female s/o playing osu? I started playing after a few months and do mostly 3-4 star maps hehe :D Also there’s multiplayer available where even two people can play so you can put that in there too :DD
Hello! I’ve heard of osu before but did a little more research so I could write about it properly, hope you like it <3
Cartman has never heard of osu before, so he believes that since he doesn’t know what it is, then it’d be a pretty shitty game and would refuse to watch you play it
However he might walk in on you playing it once and just stare at the screen from behind you, he wouldn’t say anything but you would notice he was there pretty quickly
He’d act like he isn’t all that interested in you playing it and instead make up an excuse as to why he’s watching you
“You’ll probably cry if I don’t watch so I guess I’ll stay”
You definitely wouldn’t cry if he didn’t watch but it’s best to play along anyways, it was rare for Cartman to show interest in something not related to him so it most likely wouldn’t happen again for a while
At first he doesn’t understand anything on the screen so he’d ask a bunch of questions while you’re trying to focus, you try to answer them without messing anything up but still make a couple mistakes
Every time you do mess up, Cartman would point it out knowing very well he was the cause for them. If you lost your patience and snapped at him, he would act all innocent and blame it on you saying you just aren’t that good. This gave you an idea
“I doubt you can do any better”
Yeah no Cartman wasn’t having any of that, so he went straight home and got osu on his computer. He’d spend all day and night trying to learn how to play, just to prove he could do better than you
When the time came and you guys played multiplayer, you would keep scoring more points than him causing Cartman to rage and almost give up a couple of times
At some point you decided to go easy on him so he would win, and you can be sure he rubbed it in every time his score was higher than yours
Once the two of you finish playing for the day expect a lot more competitions from then on, who knows it might even turn into a huge tournament between the two of you
Kenny does have a computer of his own, but it’s really old and poor quality so there isn’t many games he can use on it
However he still loves playing video games with his friends or even just watching them play on their own, so of course he’d be there while you play osu
You talk him through the basics of the game and teach him how to play, but he doesn’t really see the point in it. He prefers action games and rpg, but would still watch you play to make you happy
He thinks you’re amazing at it, completely ignores any mistakes you make because he is too mesmerised by the movements on screen
You find it amusing how he’s probably more focused than you are, sometimes you get distracted and watch his reactions instead but I doubt Kenny would notice
Eventually you convince him to have a turn, he would be hesitant at first but soon gain confidence as you guide him
Surprisingly Kenny is actually really good after he gets used to it, and may even try some of the harder maps. He says it’s all because you’re such a good teacher, and would be completely lost without your help
Even if it might seem like Kenny was only watching you play because he ended up liking the game, he honestly just wants to spend more time with you and loves every moment he has with you
#cartman x reader#eric cartman x reader#eric cartman#south park x reader#sp x reader#kenny mccormick#kenny x reader
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Hi! I saw your post from @plushiesssforcrying blog and really loved it! :D
I was wondering what pronouns you are comfortable with writing for?
Sorry if you already answered this question earlier in your pined post :/
And wanted to know how your doing today?
Hello! :O I’m really glad you like my post!!
I’m comfortable writing all pronouns, I only struggle a little bit with neopronouns due to the fact that hardly anyone requests for them but even then I’d still do it!
Also I’m doing great! Just a little tired, how are you? <3
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Okay another request from me! <3
Your Cartman was great! I’m gonna ask only for him this time. Again in headcanons
I have group therapies once per two weeks on Wednesday, at evening (5PM-6PM)
How would he spend his time if he had to wait? We are in a building, so I guess he would be sitting in a waiting room. But since I don’t even talk much, would he spam his S/O’s messages or something?
I hope it’s okay! <3 I’m so glad you did my request before aww
Hello again!! Omg I love your requests so much, I had a lot of fun writing this one though I may have gone overboard…
At first Cartman most likely thought he was gonna be able to join you in the group therapy so he didn’t think much about it, but that was until he saw the waiting room
Being the big drama he is, he would immediately start complaining and whinging. You try to reassure him telling him it’s only for an hour, but to Cartman an hour sounds like a full year
“I have to wait here for an hour?!”
“Eric it’s really not that long…”
There’s quite literally no convincing this boy, but honestly you’ve probably grown used to it and just found other ways to persuade him… by bribing him of course! “If you can wait for an hour, then after I’ll buy us some ice cream and we can eat it later tonight”
And just like that, Cartman shut his mouth and sat down on one of the chairs. There’s no way he’d ever say no to a deal involving ice cream and hanging out with you
Once you left him alone in the room, he instantly became bored and started to find ways to pass the time. If there were others in the room with him then he’d try starting conversation with them, but usually when he does that it leaves them either feeling offended by something he said or simply just annoyed
Whoever was unfortunate enough to become his victim would basically ignore him and just keep scrolling through their phone, leaving Cartman to find something else
He would try everything to make an hour go by quicker, flipping through some magazines, messing with anything in the room, or even just sitting on the chair different ways to see which was the comfiest
When he realised that only ten minutes had passed, he was almost ready to just give up and force you to leave with him. Suddenly he had a lightbulb moment, grabbing his phone hoping this would work
Switching to your side of things, you might be a little bored yourself honestly or just staying silent waiting for the time to go by. Your phone would start to go off and unsurprisingly you’d check to see Cartman spamming you with random emojis and letters
At first you’d try to brush it off and focus on the therapy, but it didn’t seem like he would stop so you just start messaging him back
He may be a huge pain in the ass sometimes but you can’t help but smile as the two of you exchange random photos of yourselves, some of his pictures would be really funny angles of his face causing you to almost burst out in laughter
After an hour finally passes and you greet Cartman in the waiting room again, he would act annoyed that you made him wait for so long. But in reality he actually really enjoyed it and would definitely come with you again
“You owe me an ice cream”
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