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NOO GRIAN GET UP
CLEO ABOUT TO GET YOU
(i saw cleo’s post and then next was grian's lmao)
he has been captured!!!! @dailyzombiecleodoodles
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that dancin animation by rusty is just sooo I keep watching it
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hermitcraft:
#.txt#hermitcraft#hermitblr#this is affectionate btw. i love their silly plots. it’s beautiful. it’s glorious.
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My Roman Empire is how the life series writes itself. Here are some coincidences that I think about frequently:
1. Every person who has ever won a life series (Real Life included) was paired with another winner in Double Life (Grian & Scar, Scott & Pearl, Martyn & Cleo)
2. Several members had patterns in their deaths in Secret Life (All of Grian’s deaths happened while a large portion of the remaining server members were present, all of Scott’s deaths were arranged & he let whoever killed him kill him, all of Etho’s deaths were from Scar killing him, all of Jimmy’s deaths were from mobs of increasing strength (drowned, dragon & warden), all of Mumbo’s deaths were because of poor walking (walked off a ledge, walked into lava, walked into his own fence posts) & all of Martyn’s deaths happened in different dimensions)
3. Jimmy being out first 4 times in a row
4. Grian winning 3rd Life & then being dead last in the VR recreation of 3rd Life
5. Mumbo always having his final death moments after Jimmy’s final death
6. Pearl & Scar winning their seasons after being the underdog the entire season & having it the hardest
7. The first interaction Etho & Joel had in the entire life series was while they were in boats
8. Every time Scott is in the final two, whoever loses dies to a mob they didn’t know was behind them (Ren in Last Life, Scott in Real Life)
9. Jimmy always cursing at least one of his allies to do horribly each season (3rd Life was Scott’s lowest placement ever, 10th. Last Life: both Mumbo & Impulse were in the bottom 4. Double Life: Tango played poorly and was responsible for 2/3 of their deaths. Limited Life, Joel was out third & The Bad Boys died A LOT. Secret Life: Martyn was the first yellow AND the first red despite literally winning the previous season. EVEN REAL LIFE, Jimmy teamed with Grian, Joel, Scar & Impulse, who were the first 4 to be eliminated.)
10. Since Double Life, Pearl has wanted her allies to win the current seasons, she has outlived all of her main allies every season since then (Big B in Limited Life & Mumbo, BDubs & Joel in Secret Life)
11. Joel literally & metaphorically being the reason Lizzie was the first one out instead of Jimmy in Secret Life (Lizzie only died because she was trying to kill Scott to help out with Joel’s assassin task, by the time she tried to kill him & died in the process, Joel had already failed his task & just hadn’t told her yet, so if he had told her that he had failed, she wouldn’t have taken Scott to the end & fallen into the void & Jimmy probably would’ve first out again. Also when they were hosting an early funeral for Jimmy, Joel opened the grave & told Jimmy to “Rise”, I think this was Joel unknowingly breaking the curse.)
12. The fact that Gem’s final death is always her coming 3rd & dying in a 2v1 situation.
13. Joel’s first death in Last Life was fall damage, his first death in Secret Life was also fall damage. The reason Joel ended up on red life in Last Life was because of the Boogeyman curse (both times), in Secret Life, he because red because of being killed by a Boogeyman. In Last Life Joel’s final death was at the hands of Scott, causing him to place 5th, in Secret Life, Joel’s final death was being killed by Scott, causing him to place 5th. I’m leaving out one of Joel’s Last Life deaths, specifically when he died to Mumbo in self defence, but that’s mostly cuz there are more deaths in Last Life than Secret Life
This isn’t even all of them, there are so many more!
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Etho slab and big beans 💚💛❤️⚓️
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missing somebody you never knew
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soemone help me i wanna read that one oli system.fic again. i think martyn was his bf. my head hurts too much for me to look for it rn but i wanan reread it
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sliiightly updated my jimmy design. he’s a lumberjack now. i’ll put more effort into the shirt when i’m not half asleep lol
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i think on like half the jimmy drawings i’ve done since i’ve started giving him boobs someone has brought it up in the tags and i’m like. yeah do u think i did that by accident?? that i didn’t notice?? they’re pretty big, man, it’s hard not to notice
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generally speaking i fucking despise when jimmy’s character is boiled down to just being pathetic. like yes he is that but he’s also silly, funny, easy to irritate but then pretty easy to cheer up again, mischievous, what i can best describe as sassy i guess?? he has many facets because he is being portrayed by a human man who has many traits as most humans do. idk the way he gets depicted sometimes makes me feel like the people drawing/writing him don’t actually watch many of his videos orz
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yippeeee sdvau designs. at last. in weird floaty poses because ??? idk. easy to draw
they do both own clean clothes i prommy lol this is just how they look on like.. a typical working day. it’s also easier to see that mumbo is a bit bulkier in the second one when he doesn’t have clothes on but um . not posting that. i do have the clothes in a separate folder though so i can dress them up like dolls lol
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“shadowbeans” “kristza” say jizzie and phistin like an adult /j
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you awake?
some art for a boat boys au im working on… its hard to describe what exactly it is, but its based on the show ‘WAYNE’ if any of you have seen it.
Joel lost count of the days once they passed D.C. He should’ve kept a book or something—hell, he could’ve found a sharpie and scrawled some tallies on his palm— but it was hard track of time when all you really wanted was to outrun it. But as the sun set, slivers of a dreary dusk streaming in the windows, Joel was trapped in it. But this time, he didn’t mind so much.
Etho’s head was a dead weight on his shoulder. The rumble of the car engine kept lulling the both of them to sleep, but Joel fought. Just in case. Just to count the breaths against his collarbone. Those, he could count. Passing days didn’t matter anymore— this did. Here and now, the road ahead of them, did.
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Big Ron’s business card is everything to me. I love that this is how mumbo does base lore
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