A lovely character commissioned by more-then-lovely @.GhostOfKabubu2 on twitter! Thank you so much for working with me!

IF fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!

sun tzu said that, and i'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do, paaaalll because he INVENTED IT! and then he PERFECTED IT! so that no living man could best him im the ring of honor!

then, he used his fight money...to buy two of every animal on earth

and then he herded them onto a boat,

and beat the CRAP out of every single one!

and from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a TZU!!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM.

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T' A A.

Closest match: Daucus carota subsp. sativus cultivar DH1 chromosome 4 Common name: Carrot

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tricking the police sketch artist into drawing fanart of the character i like

I replayed my favorite Zelda game recently and I was so inspired to draw some real fanart for it. I know phantom hourglass isn’t the most popular in the series, but it was the first Zelda game I ever played and it has a special spot in my heart. Also, I think Linebeck permanently affected my taste in fictional men all the way back in 2007

Stalhorse

Linktober Chance

Day 11: crypt

Roll 4: armor

You didn’t think I would get through this without drawing a single unicorn skeleton, now did you? 😘 This one also works for the regular linktober calendar of horse!

And with that I have exhausted my finished images, I’ll likely be posting every other or every couple days. There’s no way I’m going kill myself drawing in an attempt to keep up, but I went pretty far!

Image description: pink and white digital ink drawing of dark link riding a rearing stalhorse with a unicorn horn. He raises his sword arm which is also skeletal.

there is always a lighthouse

PALESTINIAN KUFIYA RAFFLE!!

I am raffling off TWO authentic kufiya’s from Palestine!! I know they are almost always sold out and I was generously sent 2, so I figured I would try to raffle them off and help a Gazan family at the same time 🤍🇵🇸

HOW TO ENTER:

Donate the equivalent of €10 (or more) to Hani’s gofundme! This is a vetted gofundme (and a friend of my dear Elios @fallahifag 🤍) and Hani needs help getting his family out of Gaza.

Once you donate send me proof of your donation and I’ll enter your username into the raffle.

EVERY €10 DONATED COUNTS AS AN ENTRY (so if you donate €10 that is one entry, €20 is two entries, etc)

My possibly out-of-reach goal is to not choose a winner until Hani’s gofundme reaches at least €10,000. I will reevaluate if that goal isn’t being reached in a reasonable amount of time. I will use a random generator to choose two winners- you must be comfortable enough to give me a name/address to mail it to if you win. It’ll basically just be first come first serve for who gets which kufiya.

Please keep donating and FREE PALESTINE 🤍🇵🇸

Whenever motherfuckers talk about "useless" animals it always comes off as petty and self centered to me

Like damn bro you just gonna let an entire species die over some personal shit..

Yeah exactly, and worse when they claim to be ecologists.

We as a whole need to understand that

there's no such thing as a "useless" species

and even if there was by some arbitrary anthropocentric metric (has no direct economic value, has the potential to cause harm, is preventing stakeholders from building on valuable land, etc) that would still not be a reason to let it go extinct

(inb4 someone comments about mosquitoes/ticks/spiders/cockroaches/sunfishes/koalas/pandas/whatever animal you hate or were told to hate by the internet)

Noelle Holiday in her natural habitat.

They're both dumb, your honor.

And they were roommates (oh my god they were roommates).

my god, my universe

made with powerpoint shapes because im normal

The kind-hearted teacher of Stardew Valley, Penny! She’s got some Fluttershy vibes here…

Leah last but not least! Then on to the villagers…

no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

D&D character commissions for @i-am-loki-ed - tysm! 🐀🧪

commissions open! ☀️

what the fuck

Mulberries are so versatile. They can make dyes for fabric. They can make jams and pies. They can make the local birds shit purple all over your car.