get ready for an exuberant summer

weird ass motherfucker

tw: nsft

my only turn off 4 nsft art of my fav ships is when its so kinky the anatomy is off like if ur gonna make it kinky make the anatomy WORK

like do not put giant tits on lute with a small body that doesnt make sense anatomically.

all in all, i can enjoy nsft art when its anatomically correct.

i need, I DON'T WANT I NEED A DOOT DOOT

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

tw: TMI, gross, and honestly just autistic oversharing

i just pulled a hair out of my fucking throat that had Mac and cheese on it. i feel so grossed out rn im gonna kms

the 3 anons in my inbox watching me read my 10th haley x female farmer fic for the day (IM SORRY IF UR THOSE ANONS IM HAVING WRITERS BLOCK RN)

im in too deep I created an OC and I'm writing a fic for her

meet maddie!!! the ever so traumatized farmer girl with a huge gay crush on the cute girl with a mean attitude "you could have anyone you want, why would you wanna be with me?" 'you think you're hot shit, don't you?' "no I hate myself :3" trust issues 101 parent issues. grandpas dead and emotionally unavailable, dads remarried and ignoring you, moms dead with no funeral she actually attacked haley when they first met, only to be stopped by alex. "girls girls, you're both pretty calm down" - alex when he stopped the fight/j bullied in school but beat them for it assaulted in uni too but by homophobes instead of mean girls (when i say assaulted I mean they beat her up) shes actually so soft once you actually know her. "bitch try and fight me i'll beat you" - before you know her "please don't leave me, I love you, I love you." - a little while after "I love you" - after you get to know her she cut her hair short to battle against her mind "honey please stop beating people because they make you angry" - haley, probably after they start dating

opening up WRITING REQUESTS!!!

woah, dude. stuff I write for: stardew valley (unfortunately, i'll likely only write for haley at this time, and it might not be completely canon to her personality! but I try.) hazbin hotel/helluva boss (I'm very good at writing chaggie and brokerdoll but I haven't tried writing on anything else..) murder drones, MAYBE. it just really depends obey me! shall we date? chaggie, brokerdoll, nuzi, vizzy, khori and others if u ask <3 sometimes a hint of nsfw/smut/horny postings, but not actual porn stuff I wont write for: scat/watersports noncon/dub-con (it will always be assumed consent was given prior to the events of the story if not ever stated) radioapple, charlastor, angel x vaggie, angel x charlie, envy, radiohusk, alastor x niffty Want me to write a fic? Send an ask! (If it gets too long, I'll transport it to AO3)

OH MY GOD ITS AMAZINF

you should read my silly velmilla fic btw ( credits for the idea to @glitchthebitchwitch )

"uhm erm stolas is toxic because blitzø's dream and the fact he says that stolas will abandon him and is only using him as a pe-" SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

first of all, the drugged dream he had was a dream with maybe a few metaphors. the way he was being pulled on a leash was what blitzø thought would happen if he accepted his feelings of stolas because hes AFRAID TO LOVE PEOPLE. he pushes them away because he doesn't wanna get hurt.

"but but what about what he says to fizzarolli-" he was LYING TO HIMSELF. he's not saying it to fizz he's saying it to himself so when what he thinks is the inevitable happens, he won't be as hurt.

tl;dr: stolas isnt manipulative because blitzø is lying to himself.

i fucking LOVE reblogs. reblog if you love reblogging shit

YES YES YES YOU CAN BUT CREDIT ME IF U CAN FOR THE IDEA

Velvette is good at drawing, not as much as Val, but better than Vox. Way better. But, when her notebook full of design ideas became cluttered with doodles of Carmilla Carmine, Velvette knew there was surely something wrong with her. (hehe sorry i have writers brain rn but its way too late to start writing a fic I LEGIT GOT ALL OF SPRING BREAK TO WRITR THIS)

ebAHAHABAHSAHSA YES YES YES YES YSESS OHM OY GD! !!!!! velvette's notebook starts with design ideas, then it delves into maybe some doodles of carmilla in her designs. then she's basing whole designs around carmilla's figure, and then shes just straight up drawing carmilla for fifteen pages in a row and she looks at the notebook and goes well shit.

(IF YOU DO WRITE IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAG ME IN IT I WOULD LOSE MY MINDDD READING THIS /POS !!!! artist vees my beloved (not vox) (vox cant draw) (val and vel can tho <3 artist val and vel my beloveds. artfailure vox my beloved))

rambling about episode 7

spoilers below!

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD rip Tessa you will be missed (SHES NOT DEAD YOU FUCK-) nuzi is canon. nuzi is canon. SAVE ME STRAIGHT PEOPLE SAVE ME can I call NUZI gay? they're so mentally ill its gay that shit deserves its own thing under lgbtqia cause its how I feel rn nuzigender. chronically insane and doomed by the narrative. IM GONNA FUCKING KMS it was so good hko+K)h efeckncuncsimkozl,xbvcshnizschbewidu bhucwkf justice for my Uzi plush you guys I was punching her so hard she ripped a stitch </3 shes a bootleg but still me and my friend were on call the entire time she was screaming I was stimming (we played adopt me in the aftershock) J MENTION J MENTION J MENTION J MENTION love her tessas still pretty asf corrupted by the solver </3 save me tessa save me lizzy and thad r so sibling coded </3 and yeva and nori r so sibling coded aswell.. like doll and uzi r cousins its canon in my head "this is my strange cousin doll." "fuck you bitch." "whatever you say," "UZI DOORMAN THOSE THINGS KILLED YOUR MOTHER!!" growls...... growls at you... get away I'm insane v's still dead </3

THEYRE OK!!! kind-of.. BUT OK!!!! tessa is pretty y'all even without her helmet shes GORGEUS or however tf u spell it

nuzi was adorable lizzy n thad being a little team is so cute KHAN!!!! AND NORI??? BADASS!!!! I LOVE HER

j... j... j...

im not prepared for episode 7 bro.

im not prepared for episode 7 bro.

what do I put for intro posts

I'm Glitch, yes, like the one in your grandmas phone where she goes, "How do I fix my phone?" I'm a little socially inept (alot) and am so gay to the point I would be killed if I stepped foot inside the USA before the 1950s, eh, well, you get the point. Yes, I'm cringey. So-fucking-what, I say to that. I watch my shit even if its problematic because its a special interest and I can't get rid of that. I don't give a fuck, especially if most of it can be disproven or happened before I was even in elementary school. (<2018) die cry hate is my standpoint on the world rn IM A MINOR!!! don't be going snooping around like fuckin yandere dev or colleen ballinger I can see right through ur shit fucker i swear alot i kin blitzo and charlie morningstar, i'm insane. hazbin, helluva, murder drones, tadc, obey me, fnaf, and more shit will be talked abt on here.

my hatred for alastor

i don't hate hate alastor, sure he's lovable but STOP MANIPULATING MY GIRLS YOU ASSCRACK!!! but lowkey I wanna kill him off in the Emily fic.. BUT I WANT HIM TO HAVE MORE INSTANCES OF BEING IN HELL FOR A REASON. so should I kill Alastor in maybe chapter 3 of my Emily fic or nah

Niffty just wants to be included sometimes.

Alastor dusted a quick dustbunny off his jacket, before feeling Niffty climb up on his shoulder. "Alastor! Where are you going?" She asked him, he was going out to Cannibal Town to see Rosie and have lunch. "Oh, nothing. Just going out for lunch with a friend." He responded. "Can I come, too?!" Niffty asked, she desperately wanted to be included. Nothing like being included besides hanging out with Alastor and his friend! "Are you sure, my dear? You know the food she and I eat. You haven't tried it." Alastor wasn't sure if Niffty would eat sinner, after all she had never tried it. But, if Angel Dust and Husker had gotten her to try alcohol, she'd probably be open to cannibalizing. "I haven't tried it, yet. But I wanna try it!" Niffty smiled widely, almost wanting to compete with Alastor. "Alright then, my dear. You may come." "Yay!" Niffty giggled and got down from Alastor's shoulder.