Has anyone ever thought about how Chuck is at Camp Chitaqua? did the writers not plan the god thing that far in advance? were they throwing us off the scent? is there an in universe explanation? was god just kicking it with the hunters, complaining about toilet paper?
just one of those supernatural plot holes that goes unexplained I guess
I take comfort in watching shows with my father because I can pick up the queer subtext and he doesn't. it's like my own special thing he doesn't get. he knows everything, every song that plays on the radio, every actor in the movies we watch, but not this. not that thousands of queer people take comfort in the characters he's been consuming for his whole life.
"The warm air and sand swirling around them, the moon and the stars shining overhead. It lulls Maximus into a sort of trance, intoxicated by the atmosphere. Driving him to do things he’d normally be too chickenshit to do.
the year is 2025. jensen ackles is strapped to an office chair with ducktape and nails, a pen hot glued to his hand, on the tv panel behind him is playing every gay kiss that was streamed on live tv from 2005 to 2025. misha collins is taped to the desk sacrificial style as jensen ackles is forced to write season 31 of supernatural on misha's exposed chest consisting of 327 sex scenes per episode between dean and castiel. the bi firefighter is holding the hose, cocked and loaded, as a threat to write faster
jared padalecki walks in, hurt and betrayed. he says "it should've been sastiel!" he gets pressure washed with the hose
I scroll Tumblr. I consume destiel content and laugh. I go "haha yeah what if, y'know? what if they let them do that". I turn on the Netflix and consume supernatural and I behold the gayest angel and his insanely bisexual life partner and I go "woah. they are..."