Evil awful women and the blond guy who hangs out with them (he is also evil and awful)

when Easy tried to make Ed fall in love with him

that was hard as shit-- but finally done. first try to draw William (looks better than I expected)

no one is having a good time (except william)

Ladies, gentlemen, gentleladies, men and others here!

Introducing you…

✨ A B B Y ✨

Afton family fun

no bats were harmed in the making of this art (it was consensual dkjhsk)

[sticker + prints!]

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: Full body of Guillermo, topless and wearing green chinos tucked into brown boots, a stake in each hand, high-kicking a large bat out of the air. Guillermo's hair is overgrown, he has a cuff and fang pierced in his ear, double bar piercings in both nipples so it looks like a cross, an actual silver cross around his neck, multiple gnarled scars on his hands, stomach, chest, and face, and tattoos covering his body. The tattoos include, on his right arm: a saguaro cactus, a stylized Nahua gila monster, an evil eye, a bote joghe, and 'familia' written in cursive. On his left arm: an ankh filled with celtic knots, a circular maze, a sacred heart, some chain, and 'nandor' written in farsi. Both hands have an arrow on the back, a cross lain over his fingers like knuckle dusters, and 'de la cruz' written across each knuckle letter by letter. Also visible is a line of red crosses around his throat, crossed arrows and a star of david over his chest, a thunderbird on his stomach, a calli house on his right side, and a celtic knot on his left side. /end ID

me: maybe i shouldnt sexualize an old man

Con: heres a picture of my ass

her: you must be matthew lillard as brock hudson dancing in She's All That (1999) if you think we're fuckin

my goofy ass:

Is this what we want. Is this what the people like 🐰

the unicorn is alive

wife

YESSS AS IT SHOULD

friend whos going to see fnaf movie to see josh hutcherson be sexy + friend whos going to see fnaf movie to see matthew lillard be sexy

commission

wip i started in july not sure if ill finish, maybe tho