Wtf is this straight shit
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Cars
Are so fucking scary. “Oh I’m gonna speed up to see if I can beat the red light!” Fuck off im crossing the street already.
I propose we go back to horse n carriage. Yeah it’s probably even more dangerous but at least horses are cute.
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My dad watching Chinese soap operas and CRYING is a fucking mood.
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👏dont 👏talk👏to👏me👏unless👏you👏eat👏straights👏for👏brunch👏
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My brothers
What don’t have what now
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Hey I just finished watching season 2 of She-Ra and I’m starting to think it’s gay. Thoughts?
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My mom said that’s just a bookshelf
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Or a brick shelf for my book collection
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I object to how many fairytales do not contain fairies
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I am no communist but
I think dogs should vote
Everyone is a millionaire
Neil Patrick Harris gives everyone free hugs
I get a big tidy goth gf
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First Impressions
I don’t think I’m bee enough
But I may be gay enough
None of that made sense
I’m watching Star Trek with my mom rn
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