whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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NEW INFO NEW INFO NEW INFOOOOO
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Gen X: [raises hand] Can... can we also maybe not get worked to death?
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Surge pricing should be illegal
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How many times can the same thing break your heart?
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Nobel Peace Prize Awarded To Woman Who Bravely Deleted Her Reply To The Discourse Thread Before Getting Involved
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
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