'R' is just a 'P' with a pp.

I hate peas

We are doomed

Did you know that 666 is a Smith number?

Did you know that the number 1729 is the first Hardy-Ramanujan number aka Taxicab Number?

Did you know that Peter Higgs, who helped work on the theory we now know as the Higgs Mechanism/Higgs Boson, wanted to name them the “ABEGHHK'tH” Mechanism/Boson after all the people who worked on it?

Did you know that the Old English letter “thorn” (þ) was the precursor to the “th” digraph?

Did you know that the Abel-Ruffini theorem states that there is no radical equation to solve polynomials of degree 5 or higher with any coefficients?Basically there’s a quadratic formula for polynomials of degree 3 and 4, but not any higher.

Did you know that Ireland is often considered a tax haven, and is the end point for more wealth from US-operating multinational corporations than any other country?

Did you know that Lake Chad in West Africa used to be a much larger lake known as Lake Mega Chad?

Did you know that a memristor is a (mem)ory res(istor), meaning it is a resistor that changes resistance depending on how much current has flown through it in the past?

Could throw in 1 cm3 too.

I have weird self control. Like say if there's an unopened pack of chocolates then I won't eat them for years but if I open them and even smell one, then Boooom, i would have eaten the chocolates along with the wrappers.

Hitler would have been a complete joke had he been born twenty years before he was born.

*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis

someone draw me a teletubby fighting a boobah 

what do you call a person who has poor hearing?