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I am moving blogs, my new blog has the same name @geraltshumblebard, i would love for some of you to follow me there :)
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me about to fall asleep
the lil copia that lives in the back of my head: marijuana … hehe … cross 👹ALRIGHT👹
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in the season 3 finale geralt gets beaten up so bad he becomes australian
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"my child is absolutely fine"
no it is not. henry cavill is leaving the witcher.
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Extremely rare cheek kiss
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They may be dumb bitches, but they’re my dumb bitches
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geralt before jaskier left: you're not my FRIEND i can barely stand u u are the bane of my life I'm so sick of u
geralt after finding jaskier again: this is my BESTIE the LOVE OF MY LIFE i missed you SO MUCH AND I AM SO SORRY WAIT LET ME HUG U AND ALSO SMILE AT YOUR JOKES AND AFFECTIONATELY TELL U TO SHUT UP BECAUSE I MISSED YOU
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yes the witcher show is amazing, no i will never forgive them for what they did to eskel.
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THIS is the ultimate geraskier gif actually. look how SOFT and fondly geralt is looking at him it's sickening
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jaskier saw long haired henry cavill and immediately decides to spend his life writing yearning love songs for him and honestly? who wouldn't
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Nivellen’s eyes fell on the Witcher as he took in every word that uttered from his lips. He nodded his head slowly as he twisted his tusked mouth. 
“You broke his heart.”
Geralt did not say a word. Instead he lowered his head towards the floor, avoiding his friend’s prying gaze. But Nivellen did not need to hear the answer to his assumptions, for Geralt’s silence proved his words to be true. 
Nivellen walked over towards him, resting his firm hand on Geralt’s shoulder. He gazed out of the window in front of him and watched as the snow fell like petals onto the ground, painting his garden white with each drop. 
“It seems my friend,” Nivellen spoke, a dreary sigh parting his lips. “That no matter how hard we try to suppress the beast in side of us, we will always be cursed to hurt the ones we love.” 
Geralt shrugged his friend’s hand off his shoulder, an exasperated huff concealing his displeasure at his friend’s words. But Nivellen noticed and could not help but stare at him with pity.
“Take it from me, my boy.” Nivellen continued, “a life without love… is a life well spent.” 
And with that Nivellen left the Witcher alone in the dining hall with nothing but the crackling fireplace to keep his fragile heart warm. 
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some screenshots I made while playing witcher 3: wild hunt
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ah yes, poetry
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I feel sorry for everyone who isn't playing the game and doesn't know about game!geralts peak humor
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dandelion being an unproblematic king + whatever the fuck THAT story is. brony!jaskier
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dandelion (jaskier) is bisexual actually he told me himself
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hello my dearest witcher hive!! i have returned from the void with another witcher hyperfixation and i have decided to once again make it yalls problem
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Uh I decided to make this based off of that post. Hope it’s not too dumb lol I’m planning on making like, a whole episode comic.
Start // Next // Masterlist … Ao3
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couldn’t find a compilation of every “fucking guy” that included s3 on youtube so i made my own
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WWDITS messed me up like I can no longer accept any other piece of vampire media that portrays vampires as straight brooding or cool like I NEED my dumb gay vampires that make bad choices
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