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I had an interview with a local paper this week about this rock snake I started on the longest street of a nearby city (where I work) because it's bringing people so much joy:
I said something during the interview that the interviewer seemed really shocked by, so in case it's important for anyone else to hear: When asked about the rock snake and some scavenger hunts that I've hosted for adults, I said -
"We don't stop enjoying the things we liked as kids; they just stop being offered to us. And when you're a kid, fun things like art projects and scavenger hunts are always brought to you, so you're not taught to make a habit of seeking them out as and adult."
She said "Wow yeah... life is so stressful... and you don't think to... wow."
So if anyone else needs direct permission to be a whimsical adult child today, I hereby grant it to everyone. ❤️
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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen
I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside
Open concept kitchen, nice, nice
Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.
That bathroom could use an update
Need to change out that curtain
Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!
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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
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Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence
Northern Cardinal, 4/10
I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.
American Robin, 1/10
Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.
House Sparrow, 10/10
You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?
Tufted Titmouse, 1/10
A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.
European Starling, 9/10
Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.
Carolina Wren, 3/10
This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.
Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10
If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.
Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10
It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.
American Crow, unrated
For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.
Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10
Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.
Stay tuned for more criminal activity!
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I had to zoom in to be sure oh my gosh it's true!!
abandoned space elevator
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My favorite part about kabhi khushi kabhie gham is no matter what I can always count on crying multiple times watching it.
#kabhi khushi kabhie gham#bollywood#hurts so good#costume work is phenomenal#every single reunion has me in tears
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Aizawa Sensei: This is what we call a traumatic event.
Aizawa, turning to Kirishima: Not a "bruh moment"
Aizawa, turning to Denki: Or a "major L"
Aizawa, turning to Hitoshi: Or an "oof lmao"
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#aizawa shouta#incorrect quotes#hitoshi shinsou#denki kaminari#kirishima eijirou
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Hush it's absolute art Blitz would literally post this on his wall if he could
This is so stupid I’m so sorry-
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ghost trick is like you were never alone actually. even in the scariest moments of your life there was someone who wanted you, someone who was fighting for you, even if you didn’t know it. ghost trick is also like loneliness is not permanent. there are people now who have no idea they are waiting for you, but one day they’ll love you so much that they’ll reach back into that time you were so alone and smooth their hands over that hurt until you remember how to grieve for yourself.
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Aizawa: I hope you don't do anything foolish, problem child.
Izuku Midoriya: I hope you're not hoping too hard.
#boku no hero academia#incorrect quotes#izuku midoriya#my hero academia#aizawa shouta#problem child#he would though
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