fermented-yolk
Stupid Stuff I Say
Sorry I will say stupid stuff again
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I’m just a girl, staring at another girl as I lie on the ground with my mouth open, asking her to spit in my mouth so I can know what her spit tastes like for science reasons
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Saying “non-sexually” really elevates the experience of saying you have to go pee
#all of my relationships are falling apart#please dont do this#but also do#gonna pee my pants nonsexually at this
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Dress for the dick you want not the dick you have
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I jucked your jother last night
-denim man, frequent wearer of denim but otherwise average dude
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If I’m not wearing denim I’m showering
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Girl, you’re the shitty ground beef to my ravioli
I’d be empty without you
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Blood may be thicker than water, but my ass is thicker than both of them combined
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“No more wilderness mating rituals for me”
She says, a changed person, after getting a free trial of Spotify premium to avoid Discovery+ ads
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“What that ass do?”
Bro it’s a mule not a donkey you ignorant fuck
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Peeing my pants for money
Call it trickle down economics
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Looking for an emo goth gf to cosplay as viktor’s gf from arcane with me, requirements include: letting me kill you, being an emo goth big anime tiddie waifu gf, and breaking my leg for me
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