THIS CAT IS ANGRY

According to the image above, it seems that this cat has a case of the grumblies. After interviewing many people, we have found various results: "That cat sure does look angry" -John from Kentucky We can indeed confirm that this cat looks enraged, however we cannot know for sure what he is feeling deep inside. Any kind of information on this topic would be appreciated.

MATT WALSH COMES OUT AS BISEXUAL

Conservative and Daily Wire talk show host, Matt Walsh has announced that he is coming out as bisexual. "I've always found men attractive" he says, "women too, ever since I could grasp the concept of liking somebody." Does this make Matt a hypocrite? Not at all! He had stated that this was not his fault, he was turned bisexual by a liberal cult at birth in 1986. "They all wore face masks and gloves, they must have been planning for covid. They had surgical equipment and one of them was black."

It is a shame to see so many of our favorite conservates succumb to the leftist agenda.

Communists want you to think that the US didn't have roads, mcdonald's, and taco bell pre-1776. The only people that have lived in America are Americans.

TRANS CONTROL

As conservatives, we always focus on the big issues in this country. While big oil companies suffocate the planet with deadly fumes and corporations make more money than ever, we can all come together and realize that a minority group trying to live their lives is much more devastating to our nation and our planet.

Recently, it has been discovered that many trans women are not violent criminals. However, since this discovery doesn't fit our specific narrative, we're going to ignore it and say the contrary. Not only are schools trying to make your children into violent, woke trans, communists, but they are also trying to make sure that conservative, God fearing, Christians have no say in the matter.

The Holy Bible states that a parent can do whatever they want to their child [Proverbs 23:13 "Do not withhold discipline from your son; if you beat him with a rod, he will not die"] therefore, if a parent wants to ensure that their child has a 41% chance of suicide, they have the full right to do so.

We must stop this horrible control now! Christian conservates are the oppressed minority, not the woke trans leftists

BREAKING!

Contrary to what we've all been taught, it is being told that liberals are not socialists. This is obviously a lie by the global elites, we encourage all of you to ignore that blatant propaganda and consume this blatant propaganda instead.

"Liberals, Socialists, Communists, Fascists, all the same thing to me" -John from Kentucky

The mainstream media is trying to tell you that liberalism is a right wing ideology that favors capitalism/free market economics over collectivist economics, however this could not be farther from the truth. These big words make no sense and should be ignored all together.

Youtube Drama!

Famous reactionary youtuber, SSSniperwolf has announced that she will be joining the Youtube team as CEO.

Former CEO, Susan Wojcick said that she was "astounded by the bravery and courage she must have needed to dox that critic" and that she would be "proud to introduce somebody of her esteem into our company"

As it has been noted recently, Youtube loves its creators more that it loves the system of capitalism itself, but only if said creators make a ton of money to benefit the company. "We are fine with making sure every creator on our platform gets doxed as long as we keep making money, banning SSSniperwolf will only make us lose money."

This not only shows that Youtube stands up for the wealthy, but also that it is willing to help creators in need when it is beneficial for them.

We hope more corporations embrace our flawless economic system wholeheartedly.

KANYE WEST DENIED ENTRANCE TO ART SCHOOL

In a shocking turn of events, controversial rapper and celebrity Kanye West, has been denied admission to art school. Many historians are becoming worried as history may repeat itself, however there is nothing to fear. We doubt he'd be able to reach Agartha.

BREAKING!

Ron DeSantis is proposing to remove all laws, if this is allowed to occur, crime rate will drop to zero! "This is what the woke left is trying to hide from us." The senator said in an interview four days, eight hours, eleven minutes, and forty-seven seconds ago, "They're worried about the consequences while I'm looking at the long term results." He then went on to say racial slurs for about thirty minutes straight.

Is Mountain Dew a part of the Illuminati?

After surveying many peer-reviewed sources, we have discovered that the Mountain Dew company may have predicted the Maui Wildfire and Hurricane Hillary.

A reddit post made on August 20th shows a detailed graph connecting Mountain Dew's advertising to the events, it shows the two recently added flavors, Baja Blast (2004), and Maui Burst (2019) and their correlation to Hurricane Hillary in Baja, California and the Wildfire in Maui, Hawaii. Furthermore, it was noted that DEW stands for Directed Energy Weapon, and could very well be associated with the drink.

"..Baja Blast, a California flood and a hurricane hasn’t hit in 170+ years, and then there’s one right after Maui? I’m not leaning toward coincidence" says the poster, "I‘ve never dove deep into this until Maui and other conspiracy theorists talked about it. I’ll never look at Mountain DEW the same. You’re telling me a Mountain DEW logo being a tool for predictive programming, mind games, overall conditioning, etc, is batshit crazy, but salivating at a fake & edited food menu at a fast food joint with bright ass lights blinding you and awakening your inner hunger is normal??" This may prove the involvement of the illuminati and other groups within our commercial products. sources: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/15w4r5c/mtn_dew_conspiracy_what_are_elites_doing_what_do/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directed-energy_weapon https://www.thesaurus.com

CHICAGO—In a major breakthrough for reproductive health, scientists at the University of Chicago announced Monday that they have developed an even more painful form of female contraception. “This highly advanced female contraceptive method is capable of providing patients with 500% more agony than any other product on the market,” said project head Dr. Joshua Bakshi, who explained that the spike-covered device would shred its way through the cervix, causing immeasurable pain, and then stab the uterus multiple times for insertion.

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BREAKING!

Studies are showing that Mexican and Latino people don't like being put in US detention camps! This increasing amount of delinquent behavior could result in complete collapse of American culture.

In an interview with Faux, former president, Donald J. Trump states his concern with the situation, "I thought they would enjoy it," He says. "I would never expect a minority group to dislike bad government treatment."